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    The silly silly thread

    Only good vibes allowed. No fighting, biting, scratching or arguing.

    Write about feel good/funny stuff. Let the good times roll.

    Worked at another office today. Didn't like it. The swivel chair didn't get me off.

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    hi monica/zilch/momo, etc:


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    Mods.

    Stop this thread immediately!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GracelessFawn View Post
    The swivel chair didn't get me off.
    Keep the pubic hair trimmed darling.

    Not from experience but I can just imagine the grind!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Farangrakthai View Post
    hi monica/zilch/momo, etc:
    Not even close...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GracelessFawn View Post
    The swivel chair didn't get me off.
    I'm unfamiliar with office etiquette but my tip use vaseline not sriracha, instructions and diagram sent, basically unscrew and apply liberally

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    Is flatulence healthy. I think it is, but it’s probably caused by eating too quickly, or fizzzy drinks.

    Toxin removal must be healthy surely?

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    My goat refused to ride. The mountain in it had gone flat. I think I may have electrocuted it when I attempted inflation

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    Is flatulence healthy. I think it is
    The collective health benefits of flatulence are a classic zero sum game when there are multiple people in the room (or elevator).

    When there are multiple people in the room and more than one of them is suffering from flatulence and each person knows what the others had for dinner then it becomes a Nash equilibrium.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    The collective health benefits of flatulence are a classic zero sum game when there are multiple people in the room (or elevator).

    When there are multiple people in the room and more than one of them is suffering from flatulence and each person knows what the others had for dinner then it becomes a Nash equilibrium.
    Thing is sometimes I fart and there is no smell

    Sometimes I fart at the same time as someone else, and there is a smell

    For some obscure reason, my partners farts never smell

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    Thing is sometimes I fart and there is no smell

    Sometimes I fart at the same time as someone else, and there is a smell

    For some obscure reason, my partners farts never smell
    What happens if you fart at the same time as your partner alone together in a forest where no-one can hear you or be sure that either of you actually farted?

    Does it smell?


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    What happens if a bear farts in the forest but no-one is there to hear it?

    Did he really fart and does it still smell?

    What if the bear is hibernating does the bear even know if he farted?

    Humans cannot fart while they are asleep so can bears fart while they are hibernating?

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    Happiness is having an MRI appointment that I've been waiting over a year for has arrived this Friday. Now that snow from Siberia is falling and by Friday, I may have cabin fever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post

    Humans cannot fart while they are asleep
    I beg to differ ...

    ... you haven'y heard my Missus

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    Coffee time..... nice. Next, the toilet.
    Simple joys get me off. 555

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    I'm unfamiliar with office etiquette but my tip use vaseline not sriracha, instructions and diagram sent, basically unscrew and apply liberally
    Vaseline too intimidating.... need something more user friendly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    Humans cannot fart while they are asleep
    Eh? You're joking, right?

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    Blow up a aerial picture of your favourite area you'd like to sky dive.
    Then hurtle your swivel chair towards it fast as you can from a distance focused on it shouting 1000, 2000. 3000 pull!
    Assume the starfish position

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    What happens if you fart at the same time as your partner alone together in a forest where no-one can hear you or be sure that either of you actually farted?

    Does it smell?

    Hard to tell because of the smell of pine and bear shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    Blow up a aerial picture of your favourite area you'd like to sky dive.
    Then hurtle your swivel chair towards it fast as you can from a distance focused on it shouting 1000, 2000. 3000 pull!
    Assume the starfish position
    I never knew how hairy my arse was until I photo copied it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    What happens if a bear farts in the forest but no-one is there to hear it?

    Did he really fart and does it still smell?

    What if the bear is hibernating does the bear even know if he farted?

    Humans cannot fart while they are asleep so can bears fart while they are hibernating?
    Bears don't fart when there's nobody around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Farangrakthai View Post
    hi monica/zilch/momo, etc:

    oh dear.

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    The mud elephant
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    Quote Originally Posted by GracelessFawn View Post
    Only good vibes allowed.
    Nothing says good vibes like a nice pic of boobies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GracelessFawn View Post
    Vaseline too intimidating.... need something more user friendly.
    astroglide is your friend.

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