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    Something Else To Worry About

    We've all had those massive worms in our gut, you know, the ones you end up pulling out with salad tongs after a good dump.

    But I've never thought about having worms in my eyes....

    Imagine looking into your irritated eye for a pesky eyelash, only to pull out a translucent, wiggling worm nearly a half inch long. "I looked at it, and it was moving," recalled 28-year-old Abby Beckley of Grants Pass, Oregon. "And then it died within about five seconds."

    Now, imagine doing that not once but 14 times........

    https://edition.cnn.com/2018/02/12/h...rms/index.html


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    Quote Originally Posted by CSFFan View Post
    We've all had...
    No we all haven't...


    Can the thread title be renamed 'Don't open this unless your name is Jeff' please?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSFFan View Post
    We've all had those massive worms in our gut, you know, the ones you end up pulling out with salad tongs after a good dump.
    Dear God, no. Never ever. Dude, what are you fucking eating?

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    Gross..... knocks on wood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    No we all haven't...
    I'm surprised you're not shy about the blackbirds, but shy about having worms...

    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Dear God, no. Never ever. Dude, what are you fucking eating?
    I had some iffy fish up north in Prachuap the first time...thank fcuk I didn't touch my eyes.

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    Eww, that's gross. There was a scene in a movie where they were pulling a worm out of someone's mouth.. forget the name of it.
    Glad you didn't touch your eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thailandbound View Post
    Glad you didn't touch your eyes.
    Me too...sometimes the effort on the toilet leaves my eyes watering and as anyone does, wipes the tears from their eyes. I was lucky enough that between the beer and the stuffed pig snout everything flowed free.

    I'll find the pictures, give me a bit, it's dinner time here.
    "I was a good student. I comprehend very well, OK, better than I think almost anybody," - President Trump comparing his legal knowledge to a Federal judge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    No we all haven't...
    Indeed.
    Some don't keep the same circles as Top.


    Filthy bastard.

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    Not me either. You're on your own, Topper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    No we all haven't...


    Indeed we haven't.

    And especially not if you doctor your self with your own perfect medicine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSFFan View Post
    We've all had those massive worms in our gut, you know, the ones you end up pulling out with salad tongs after a good dump.

    But I've never thought about having worms in my eyes....
    No , never had any of that.
    Only the Bible saying " take the rafter out of your own eye before you try taking the splinter from your brothers"

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSFFan View Post
    We've all had those massive worms in our gut, you know, the ones you end up pulling out with salad tongs after a good dump.
    wait....what?


    jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi View Post
    Only the Bible saying " take the rafter out of your own eye before you try taking the splinter from your brothers"
    Amen, brother! However as everyone knows, when eating the devil's food worms will feast in the belly of evil.

    Juphidicus 1.12 - Raising your eyes to the Lord is good! Rejoice in the sun!
    Juphidicus 1.13 - Shield your eyes from the Lord's brightness, in case a bird shits in your eyes and gives you worms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by raycarey View Post
    jesus
    naw, just a humble carpenter...

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    How far up your arse did you have to shove the salad tongs.?

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    Hope they weren't the salad tongs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSFFan View Post
    Me too...sometimes the effort on the toilet leaves my eyes watering and as anyone does
    Wait. What? No....

    Dude, you got some serious problems there............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neo View Post
    How far up your arse did you have to shove the salad tongs.?
    Just to be clear, there was no anal penetration. I plan to take my anal virginity to heaven, just like Cher.

    I just use the tongs when things are serious or the worns are udon noodle size. Normally the wife and I just keep a fork and spoon on the back of the toilet and roll them up like eating spaghetti.

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    Either Topper's smoking some strong shit this evening or someone's hacked his nick. But who?

    Butterfly? Chico? The Russians? Luigi? Socal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSFFan View Post
    Normally the wife and I just keep a fork and spoon on the back of the toilet and roll them up like eating spaghetti.
    Jesus Christ, it just got worse
    You should be using chopsticks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack meoff View Post
    Jesus Christ, it just got worse
    It's not like we eat them immediately!

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    Hey Topper.... Or should I call you "bottom?"

    In SEA they had worm pills at pharmacies that killed worms IF you thought you had them.

    You're eating meat not cooked thoroughly?

    Also check your hygiene, you slob.

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    Topper, pictures or it didn't happen.








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    Quote Originally Posted by Grampa View Post
    Or should I call you "bottom? "
    You really shouldn't call. Calling is rude and show a lack of wit.

    I'm not a slob, I just exist that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSFFan View Post
    Amen, brother!
    Juphidicus 1.13 - Shield your eyes from the Lord's brightness, in case a bird shits in your eyes and gives you worms.
    I just new the Lord was going to send me a message for being a sinner. ^ It happened to me yesterday, I'm like smitten Job in shock today trying to recover from the Lords brightness that struck me down yesterday .
    I was at a T junction and the Lords Sun blinded me , winter sun straight in the eyes , all I could see was yellow brightness and didn't see the stationary bright gold car reflecting the sun right in front of me. So when I pulled forward into the gap ? Bang. Yellow Fiesta . Worse, instead of hitting the brake, I plunged the accelerator down and spun Fiesta around like a drifting car.

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