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    What are you getting your sweetheart for Valentine's Day?

    Don't forget hosers, that tomorrow is Valentines Day! What are you getting your wife/bf/gf/partner (am I missing any, Katie?)

    Just a reminder to do something special for that special someone.

    I expect a plethora of reds tomorrow.

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    Some gender fluid.

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    KY......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thailandbound View Post
    What are you getting your wife/bf/gf/partner (am I missing any, Katie?)
    Genderly fluid significant other?

    Valentines, like Halloween outside the US (and maybe even within), is a load of commercial codswallop.
    Every day is Valentines day for one's love. No need for choccies or hearts.

    BTW TB....announcing that dicks are too small for you could actually indicate that your vag is too big. Just saying.

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    I am buying something to help her out with her chores. Don't get me wrong i do plenty around the house as well but this is one of her task.
    At the moment she cleans the floor with 2 old t shirts she sort of shuffles along the floor with the t shirts under her feet.This always worked okay but since we adopted meow meow she attacks Gerts feet when she is trying to clean the floor,so to prevent further injury to Gert she will be the proud owner of a mop and bucket.
    I think its important to buy your loved one something practical that also has a dual purpose,she can clean the floor safely no more attacks on her feet by meow meow good health and safety tip there guys and girls if your having the same problem.
    Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!

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    A nice dinner and some flowers for the one I love.

    Haven't thought about the wife yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thailandbound View Post
    Don't forget hosers, that tomorrow is Valentines Day! What are you getting your fuckbuddy?

    Which one?
    Quote Originally Posted by Thailandbound View Post
    I expect a plethora of reds tomorrow.
    Is it that time again?

    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Some gender fluid.

    Which one?

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    Gender fluid? Sounds gross to me.
    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    lenty around the house as well but this is one of her task.
    At the moment she cleans the floor with 2 old t shirts she sort of shuffles along the floor with the t shirts under her feet.This always worked okay but since we adopted meow meow she attacks Gerts feet when she is trying to clean the floor,so to prevent further injury to Gert she will be the proud owner of a mop and bucket.
    christ, aren't you the gentleman. lol.
    Sounds like she's your cinderella or somethin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    A nice dinner and some flowers for the one I love.

    Haven't thought about the wife yet
    Ah, the mia noi thing....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    BTW TB....announcing that dicks are too small for you could actually indicate that your vag is too big. Just saying.

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    I found this card, thought it was appropriate for a few.

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    Box of good chocs that I won't touch
    and to boost her self esteem one of your pix

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grampa View Post
    KY.....
    better..than ky.. just sayin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    I am buying something to help her out with her chores. Don't get me wrong i do plenty around the house as well but this is one of her task.
    At the moment she cleans the floor with 2 old t shirts she sort of shuffles along the floor with the t shirts under her feet.This always worked okay but since we adopted meow meow she attacks Gerts feet when she is trying to clean the floor,so to prevent further injury to Gert she will be the proud owner of a mop and bucket.
    I think its important to buy your loved one something practical that also has a dual purpose,she can clean the floor safely no more attacks on her feet by meow meow good health and safety tip there guys and girls if your having the same problem.

    Don't think any of us can top that mate. A kind and generous gift if I do say so myself.

    You set the bar.

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    A leopard-skin design bikini.

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    A high hard one....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    announcing that dicks are too small for you could actually indicate that your vag is too big.


    I bought the wife some new flooring for the kitchen...to be easier on her bare feet.

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    ^Another photoshop job, dill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    A leopard-skin design bikini.
    Get me one too!

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    ^^Classy, nice. A man with taste!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thailandbound View Post
    ^Another photoshop job, dill.
    I'm hoping he has brought that for me joop joop Dill.

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    I got no wife/gf/bf/mia noi/goat/sheep/hamster

    I'll buy myself some anal beads..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    I'll buy myself some anal beads.
    Gosh, just hire a ladyboy. lol


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