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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    A new hard drive and a RAM upgrade
    So romantic, daddio.

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    Gosh, just hire a ladyboy. lol
    LoL, I'm in Naypyidaw. No bars, swarming with police and army, easiest option is to hump one of the water buffalos

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    My wife thanked me this morning for her slightly early gift. I asked what I had gotten her. Huge smile, so it must have been nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    is to hump one of the water buffalos
    Like the camel tied to the back wall of the fort

    You are supposed to ride it to town to visit the brothel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    , easiest option is to hump one of the water buffalos
    LOL I think it may smush you pretty easily!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    LoL, I'm in Naypyidaw. No bars, swarming with police and army, easiest option is to hump one of the water buffalos
    Get in touch with Joko.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    easiest option is to hump one of the water buffalos
    such assertions need pixs, and copy of buff hello bill

    Have you considered opening a local chat room Lunghi cancer or Nappy Door springs to mind

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    Will send her a green.


    If she's online.



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    Expensive day for you tomorrow Lulu


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    Get in touch with Joko.
    Why? He lives in Yangon, not Naypyidaw. When I'm in Yangon, I know where to find hookers... Naypyidaw is a very different place

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    bus fare - or carrier buffalo at least

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    No doubt Marys Facebook will be full of her friends fantastic pictures of gifts they got from Good husband. Bragging time.

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    Roses are red, violets are blue,
    sugar is sweet, and so are you.

    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
    the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

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    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
    But I only slept with you because I was pissed
    Perspective is everything ... it's the difference between going through an ordeal or going through an adventure..

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    She's getting fuck all until she fits that dash cam i got her for Xmas.

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    A throne made from the blood and bones of our enemies!

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    raw Dicky milk... heh

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    5 cc's worth?

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    F--k all she's got me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobo746
    F--k all she's got me.
    ... so a sympathy card then??

































    Soz, I'll get me coat...

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    yup... 5 cream cup's bud...

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    I'm getting pissed drunk tonight! Holidays start tomorrow!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Thailandbound View Post
    I'm getting pissed drunk tonight!
    And to think, you've been accusing posters of not being romantic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobo746 View Post
    F--k all she's got me.
    Her dog is wearing a fluffy heart thingie on his collar. I may have got a smile?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton View Post
    My wife thanked me this morning for her slightly early gift. I asked what I had gotten her. Huge smile, so it must have been nice.
    Awww thats sweet.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983 View Post
    raw Dicky milk... heh
    She'll be expecting more than a vial of that load Dickie.

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