The Cheddar Man rolls out a surprise - NZ Herald
Oh please be true, please be true!!They call him Cheddar Man.
He lived more than 10,000 years ago, had brown hair, blue eyes and "dark to black" skin. To the surprise of many, he is believed to have been the first modern Briton.
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It is now believed that Cheddar Man's ancestors arrived in Britain via the Middle East after leaving Africa.
The collective *Pop* of the combined minds of the BNP types would just be so fucking amusing!