Blind bisexual goose stuck in love triangle with two swans dies aged 40
http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/blind-bisexual-goose-stuck-love-triangle-two-swans-dies-aged-40-7296814/
Blind bisexual goose stuck in love triangle with two swans dies aged 40
http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/blind-bisexual-goose-stuck-love-triangle-two-swans-dies-aged-40-7296814/
Why is this not in the dog house? Are the moderators just slow? Or do they have their heads up Harry's ass? Or both, slow and dumber than dogshit!
You're as thick as shit really, aren't you Earl?
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That link in The Metro led me to this worrying story:
"Masturbation kills 100 people in Germany every year"
Masturbation kills 100 people in Germany every year | Metro News
Such as:
"The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat"
Groping women when you're old is fine - everyone thinks you're senile
^ Not yer normal wanking, mind...
Or a crammed turnip...
Just another day on Metro 'news'.
You can say that again.
I never knew there was such a thing as an "emotional support hamster".
Richard Gere would never have let this happen.
Woman told she can't take emotional support hamster on flight flushes it down toilet | Metro News
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