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    Too good for the RIP thread

    Blind bisexual goose stuck in love triangle with two swans dies aged 40

    http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/08/blind-bisexual-goose-stuck-love-triangle-two-swans-dies-aged-40-7296814/

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    Why is this not in the dog house? Are the moderators just slow? Or do they have their heads up Harry's ass? Or both, slow and dumber than dogshit!

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    You're as thick as shit really, aren't you Earl?

    Forum: The TeakDoor Lounge

    This is the place for fun, a laugh and a joke and a bit of light hearted banter

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    That link in The Metro led me to this worrying story:

    "Masturbation kills 100 people in Germany every year"

    Masturbation kills 100 people in Germany every year | Metro News

    Such as:

    "The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat"
    Groping women when you're old is fine - everyone thinks you're senile

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    ^ Not yer normal wanking, mind...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    "The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat"
    It would have been that heavily processed sliced cheddar

    Everybody knows that stuff leads to galloping cancer

    If he had been using sliced smegma he would have been just fine

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    Or a crammed turnip...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    That link in The Metro led me to this worrying story:

    "Masturbation kills 100 people in Germany every year"

    Masturbation kills 100 people in Germany every year | Metro News

    Such as:

    "The body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat"
    I did notice that. Herman must be cacking himself.

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    Just another day on Metro 'news'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Just another day on Metro 'news'.
    You can say that again.

    I never knew there was such a thing as an "emotional support hamster".

    Richard Gere would never have let this happen.


    Woman told she can't take emotional support hamster on flight flushes it down toilet | Metro News

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