Thread: Are you getting ugly?

...physical ugly is, of course, entirely different from personality ugly, a condition which can strike at any age...and stay forever...

Oddly enough I had to eat the local tucker here yesterday- out with a local teacher. I had to call in sick today: appalling headache, fatigue, stomach cramping with no bathroom issues thankfully but awful nausea. Oil poisoning, no doubt! Looking forward to some proper western and Thai food next week.

...and did the local trucker add to your ugly quotient?...

What's these snowflakes floating down the screen, is it TD Christmas cheer?

Originally Posted by wasabi

What's these snowflakes floating down the screen, is it TD Christmas cheer?

It's just to make the libtards feel more at home.

Just glanced in the Mirror,

Yep, still ugly as fuk.

Originally Posted by buriramboy

It's just to make the libtards feel more at home.

Originally Posted by terry57

I like seeing old coonts with ear rings, wearing singlets, shit faded tatts, bald heads with a small braid remaining of the grey hair that is left.

Ya gota be joking Dude Eh.

With ya on that one Tez. In fact my kids told me if ever I end up looking like that they're going to get me drunk and hold a pillow over my head when I pass out. But of course I am in no need of those err...finer acoutrements quite popular with certain type of "gentleman" in Pattaya and a certain lower end german gentleman who constantly crave ladyboys.
The good lady Cow tells me I am welly welly hansum man all the time. Well maybe not all the time. Well ok, just before I give her the monthly allowance.

Originally Posted by terry57

I like seeing old coonts with ear rings, wearing singlets, shit faded tatts, bald heads with a small braid remaining of the grey hair that is left.

Ya gota be joking Dude Eh.

Hahaha. To add to this are the guys that do the "Comb Over" with the last small section of hair they have left or do a terrible hair dye job trying to hold on to their youth.

Time to let it go. I have seen some Really bad hair dye jobs here that take an old coffin dodger and make him look really ugly.

Just emptied another small Nutella jar

Originally Posted by Hugh Cow

The good lady Cow tells me I am welly welly hansum man all the time. Well maybe not all the time. Well ok, just before I give her the monthly allowance.

Yer well i told my Handbag that if she keeps up this Handsome Man Bullshit I'm cutting off her monthly allowance and extra servings of Noodle soup.

She tells me I'm a right ugly coont now and I'm quite comfortable with that.

Allowance reinstated and free flow Noodle soup.

All good.

You know that scene in Indiana Jones where the Nazi opens the Ark and his face melts off? I'm not that bad.

After pissing l dab dry with tissue.

Only started this in the last two years....
I don't dribble, but l'm paranoid that l might

I am glad I don't look like teary or rAnt.

Originally Posted by stroller

I am glad I don't look like teary or rAnt.

Me too.

Ant's gettin' more handsum

Had a great sleep last night,

Just looked in the mirror, slightly less ugly than yesterday.

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Me too.

Funny that Image. That's how I envision LuLu. Height challenged, sawed off lawn gnome with size 7.5 foot and little troll fingers wearing bright yellow Tesco Adda slippers drinking Mont Claire white wine ....

After pissing l dab dry with tissue.

Too much information there......

I have to go for another Myanmar meal tonight, time to knock a few months off that predicted 90 years of age.
I hate Myanmar food with the passion of a thousand stars in supernova.
"Terrible things have happened in Myanmar" The U.N- Too true, the cuisine is a culinary abortion and should be listed as cruel and unusual punishment by the UN

Do they have McDo?

Just had a shower and this thread came to mind....
Now my balls hang lower than my flaccid penis.
I guess that's a sign of age?
Not sure if it's a sign of ugliness....Tom? GF?

Originally Posted by JPPR2

Funny that Image. That's how I envision LuLu. Height challenged, sawed off lawn gnome with size 7.5 foot and little troll fingers wearing bright yellow Tesco Adda slippers drinking Mont Claire white wine ....

To be fair, he's probably a decent looking guy, only slightly overweight, though definitely a runt.
Green owed, 24 hour rule.

I feel charming.
Oh, so charming.
It's alarming how charming I feel.
And so pretty..
That I hardly can believe I'm real.