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    It ain't a forum without Steven Seagal thread

    Stephen Tobolowsky on Steven Seagal




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    I've met him before. A bigger asshole never lived.

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    He does seem like an utter wanker.

    But hilariously, getting quite fat these days...... with oh-so-obviously dyed hair.

    HEY ! Hang on a minute....I just realized that Stephen Tobolowsky was the insurance salesman in Groundhog Day
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    He was also in Spaceballs

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    Phony Western Buddhist wannabe.
    Contradictory promoted ethics and morals.
    Plays the same boorish, macho, and patriotic character throughout all of his roles.
    Embarrassingly, for a supposed tough martial arts guys - runs like a girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    Phony Western Buddhist wannabe


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    Quote Originally Posted by HuangLao View Post
    Embarrassingly, for a supposed tough martial arts guys - runs like a girl.
    First parts agree with, but his is a fantasy. He is a respected Martial Artist. But now fat, and working B-grade action movies as the star for half a million to a million bucks. Basically mutters his lines now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aging one View Post
    He WAS a respected Martial Artist.
    Fixed.

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    Martial fartist the fate of all of us , gone with the wind

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    I'll scratch to that.

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    He had some classic lines though.

    Didn't he get an Oscar for this dialogue?


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    The car chase off of Marked for Death was top notch.

    At the time.

    How time can make things shit.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Latindancer View Post
    ..... with oh-so-obviously dyed hair.
    Always thought it was a rug?.

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    As a kid I helped set up the ring at the Arena for the tuff man contests. I bet I could take Seagull....the fish.

    I hooked into Seagull once. Not so hard to catch. Releasing the hooked bugger was a bit of a bitch.

    Tell us your Seagull stories. Dirty birds allways shittin on me boat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishlocker View Post
    Tell us your Seagull stories.
    Much better topic, fish...Never met Seagal, and wouldn't want to, but he seems complete... In the role as arsehole, I mean...

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    I hope their is a helpline for the poor drug dealers and other assorted "bad guys" that Seagal has punched, kicked, or otherwise struck in the testicles. Bet they're never the same people again.
    It seems to be his signature move, sometimes even repeated combination strikes to the groin, ffs.. He ought to be struck off the men's club roster of male action stars.. You never see Chuck Norris having to resort to this sort of thing, eh? Even JC Van Damme wouldn't stoop so low.

    Exhibit A: *wince*

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    Seriously, Seagal always struck me as someone with obvious mental problems...

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    ^Just glad he never struck me in the balls.

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    One of the funniest ‘shit’ films ever. ��
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