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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    Well. we're not all fat cnuts.
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    Bloody hell Simon that body belongs on a famine charity appeal

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    Just once ...


    BTW ... my sons are much more hansum (they get their good looks from the Mum) !

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    Pat, (below) ... did you have to ... I'm about to have lunch!
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    I was burnt by hot water in my youth. Ugly l know.

    A pic from my love nest


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    Tomcat's being flown over by drone as we speak.

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    Well then... no lunch for me today.


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    Given the amount of oil in the local food I am surprised most Myanmar folk are so slim. Guess the frequent food poisoning helps!

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    ^^Donate the lunch to Simon

    Keep the body fat ratio down. One plate of chips and all those gym years wasted eh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    One plate of chips and all those gym years wasted eh
    Nope.

    You should edumackate yourself on nutrition and get to the gym.

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    I only go running. I eat generally well, no junkathons.
    But that pic ain't too nice, that's the truth.



    And this ain't no pissing contest either.

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    You're doing better than me lad.









    Bonus points for guessing what me tatts say.

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    Bonus points for also spotting the big black strap-on standing to attention.




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    That'll do for this (lazy) morning.

    Time for a beer, before snooze and shopping.


    If anyone's available to pick up a kid at 3pm please let me know.
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    What's that bit pixellated below he navel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    And this ain't no pissing contest either.
    Says the guy who just posted what appears to be a naked-selfie quite possibly mid-stroke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    What's that bit pixellated below he navel?
    Clue:

    "Bonus points for guessing what me tatts say."


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    ''This way for the pissing contest''

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    We've got a winner!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b View Post
    TD is lucky to have posters of such Olympian physiques. How's about some of you decrepit geriatric whoremongers, sorry, I mean Godlike beings, posting some pics of yourselves so the world knows what it should aspire to?
    You gonna follow suit, B0bbeen?

    Get yer Comhlacht out for the lads!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Bonus points for guessing what me tatts say
    Belsen '46?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post

    "Bonus points for guessing what me tatts say."

    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Belsen '46?
    I had to google that response ... history time for David

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    Actually it's a picture.

    Of a chick.



    So when alone I can still give a chick a facial.

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    That's not actually true, but would be if I thought of it back then.

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    Oh jeez...not with a birds name as well?

    Nothing worse than seeing the words 'dave woz ere' above a birds arse cheeks

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    Bloody hell Simon that body belongs on a famine charity appeal
    Well, maybe you think so if you're a lard-bucket. But the doc's health checks (heart, bloodworks blah blah blah) indicate that I'm in very good physical shape for my age (58). But my upper body muscles are puny (always have been), whilst my lower body muscles (dick and legs are large....)

    My fat % is around 13%, used to be 23% at the start of this year. But I've never been a lard-bucket, I was 'wiry' in my youth and younger adult days.

    My own kids are in good physical health because - like you - their mum never allowed them to eat processed crap in their normal diet. KFC was a special occasion. So my 2 daughters in the UK are now slim, fit and healthy (the younger is in the UK's 40 fastest hurdlers).
    Groping women when you're old is fine - everyone thinks you're senile

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    You gonna follow suit, B0bbeen?

    Get yer Comhlacht out for the lads!
    You're kidding me, right? I can't believe anyone was dumb enough to post their pic here!

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