Where is your ex-wife? She owes us money.

[Simon43]

LoL, that's the message that I got on LINE app today.

Seems loony ex #2 has done a moonlight and skipped out on whatever debts she has.

If I knew where she was, I'd tell them. But in the interests of assisting these people to recover their money, please let me know if you spot a pretty female, severely-bipolar Thai dwarf with wads of cash - they can't be many in Thailand.

[Pragmatic]

How can they find you but can't find her?

[Luigi]

It's actually her.

[Simon43]

How can they find you but cant find her?

Well, they can't physically find me - they sent me a LINE app message because they previously had my LINE ID. I assume that they have sent LINE messages to the ex and she is ignoring these.

LINE works globally... it's just VOIP.

It's actually her.

Trying to find me? Could be. She thinks I'm in Cambodia

[Pragmatic]

She thinks I'm in Cambodia

Hopefully she doesn't know your nic on here or TV forum.

[Dillinger]

Yep thatll be her trying to worry you into thinking shes in trouble to fleece you for cash AGAIN

[Simon43]

Hopefully she doesn't know your nic on here or TV forum

She is 100% computer-ignorant. Thinks a mouse needs to be fed cheese very day.

...trying to worry you into thinking shes in trouble

If she is in trouble then it's time to celebrate. I'm still waiting for karma to catch up with her

[Chittychangchang]

Line her and say you have money for her and arrange to meet up with her, but send the goons instead.

[Luigi]

Line her and say you have money for her and arrange to meet up with her, but send the goons instead.

Is that what you did?


But substitute 'the goons' for 'more money and a pack of playing cards'.

[Simon43]

Line her..

I can't. I don't have any contact details for her.

I assume she is still in Phuket at her house. But she could be banging someone in Nana Plaza or 'take care' Olaf in Oslo.

[Farangrakthai]

Is that what you did?


But substitute 'the goons' for 'more money and a pack of playing cards'.

luigi's type of thread (he actually posts on it).

guess, this is the type of stuff you guys talk about in real life, right luigi?

stay classy, luigi.



(i've seen guys like you on the bts, getting off at nana)

[HuangLao]

Line her and say you have money for her and arrange to meet up with her, but send the goons instead.

Goons?

Not terribly civilised.

[Luigi]

I don't have any contact details for her.

Well pass them on if you get them.

She sounds like right lil' spinner.

[Pragmatic]

I don't have any contact details for her.

Give her family details to the people who are looking for her. They can take it from there.

[Luigi]

As if.

Her familiy's Thai and are either dirt poor or will kill them for pushing it. Or both.


He's the Farang Ex. Easy mark.

Muff said.

[Looper]

Hey Simon, what happened to that thread you were doing on your Stickman biography.

I can remember where it is and I think you left it on a cliff hanger...

Time for the Wife and Times of Simon 43 - season 3

[Dillinger]

It was the lottery yesterday. She's probably gone in big on that illegal one where you pay later

[HuangLao]

As if.

Her familiy's Thai and are either dirt poor or will kill them for pushing it. Or both.


He's the Farang Ex. Easy mark.

Muff said.

Yep - the bottom line and crux of the matter.

[wasabi]

I've just informed the Debt collection agency your whereabouts, and that she's shacked up with you.

[Luigi]

I love when a Thai asks me for money.

I apologize and tell them that I can't. But to ask a Thai. Because Thais have good hearts and love each other.




Then I add that I can't just give people money as it's against my religion, but as they really need it I will give it to them for doing work - emptying the dishwasher, mowing the lawn, de-cruding me cock with a chisel, that kinda thing.


You should see their face!

[stroller]

please let me know if you spot a pretty female, severely-bipolar Thai dwarf with wads of cash - they can't be many in Thailand.

You seem to collect them, and there are plenty more about...

[Dragonfly]

you need to write your story and make it a complete HBO season

[Luigi]

^^ The dishwasher does need emptying, if you're around mate.


^ the lad does have a Thai tale, and is still smiling.



Broke, but smiling.

[Simon43]

Looper, yep I need to write a few more chapters - there's a lot to tell.

Her family is - as suggested - dirt poor, and her brother once got away with killing 3 people. So best not to push him for money. The people owed money are Flippers and they are looking for her, not me. I divorced her about 9 years ago.

To be perfectly honest (again), I have no idea where she is and I'm happy for it to stay that way. Bad time in my life.

[Dragonfly]

what about your kids with her ?