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Old 13-08-2017, 05:52 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Sex Dolls Need Respect!

...men can be so mean to latex

Sex dolls are high maintenance
By Emma Gritt
A former professional sex doll repairman has lifted the lid on what happens to over-used sex dolls — and it’s not pretty.

Slade Fiero estimates he patched up well over 100 of the pricey sex aids during his decade-long career but he claims that it wasn’t overuse that left the $2,500 lust vessels in tatters — it was bad storage.

Speaking to The Sun Online, Fiero explained: “If a person takes care of their doll, she’ll last a very long time with regular use.”

“Storage, cleaning and care are key in longevity.

“Not being stored properly they can acquire pressure creases which end up turning into big tears and open rips that are sometimes irreparable.”

“Those areas are under the arms, behind the knees, at the crotch and in the elbow arm pit also. Any moving joint basically.”

But that doesn’t mean that every repair was as simple as using some latex glue to repair a tear or rip, or replacing one of the doll’s orifices.

Some of the dolls sent to Fiero were so badly damaged that he was left feeling incredibly uncomfortable to the point that he refused to ever repair the customer’s doll again.

He recalls: “I had a sexually violent man who literally f–ked the left leg off of his doll.”

“He brought his doll to me twice for repair, after the second time I told him to never contact me again!”...

...for adult content vid and sex doll examples: It turns out that sex dolls are high maintenance | New York Post
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He recalls: “I had a sexually violent man who literally f–ked the left leg off of his doll.”
Jaysus...Was he a southpaw?...

Fookin' worse than the slaughterhouse industry...
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“I am a sexually violent man who literally f–ked the left leg off of my doll.”
Do tell...
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movie rights go to the highest bidder...
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100 of the pricey sex aids during his decade-long career
10 a year. Some career.


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“He brought his doll to me twice for repair, after the second time I told him to never contact me again!”...
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Speaking to The Sun Online, Fiero explained: “If a person takes care of their doll, she’ll last a very long time with regular use.”
Overall, I'm suspecting a farcical fiction.
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Its worth a quick look at the vid in the link to see what they mean by these doll. Far cry from the blow up inflatables.
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Old 13-08-2017, 09:51 AM   #7 (permalink)
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^...sure...just make it a quick look...
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^^ Ahhh...ok, I take back my farcical fiction suspicion. Looks real enough!
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^so, lingered over the vid a little longer than recommended then...
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movie rights go to the highest bidder...
Couldn't be any worse than "Boxing Helena", could it?
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^...sure...just make it a quick look...
Meh. Plastic dolls, however realistic, aint my thing.
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So, did she explode, or just throw a leg like a horse would a shoe?...
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...this just in:

Sex robot makers claim lonely customers are marrying their dolls
By George Harrison, The Sun


A company which makes ultra-realistic sex robots has claimed their dolls are so lifelike that people are marrying them… and they are “saving people’s lives” as a result.

The robots are becoming more sophisticated — and lifelike — by the day, as the high-tech sex toys continue to grow in popularity.

But the products are already so advanced that people have started falling in love with their sex toys — and The Daily Star reports that some have even tied the knot with their bot.

According to RealDoll, a company behind a range of startlingly lifelike sex robots, the futuristic lovers are actually saving the lives of the lonely men who wed them.

A spokesperson for the company said the most popular use for the bots is still as a purely sexual partner.

But they added: “There are many reasons we have heard from our customers, ranging from the sexual aspect to a domestic partner to art pieces enjoyed simply for their beauty.

“While we believe we provide a product that has many applications we are sometimes astounded at the impact we make on some customer’s lives.

“We have had customers marry their dolls, say that we had saved their lives because they felt like they had nothing to live for after the death of a spouse or the end of a relationship.”

The dolls on offer have proven so popular that there is a three-month waiting list to get your hands on one of the plastic partners.

With the option to customize almost every feature, sex dolls offer lonely punters a chance craft their dream woman.

RealDoll’s flagship product, called Harmony, comes with 42 nipple color options and 14 different dishwasher-friendly labia to choose from.

Apparently the talking doll can also orgasm, although she’s not much help around the house — and not always the most switched on companion.

They do say that money can’t buy you love, but it can certainly buy you Harmony – provided you have $14,353 to spare.


...for reality vid, tissue recommendations and non-Christian county clerks: Sex robot makers claim lonely customers are marrying their dolls | New York Post
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You're soo gonna get it when Looper sees this.
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I hope he's not allergic to latex...
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Dishwasher-friendly labia!!

$14,353!!

That is really silly money to fuck the leg off something!!

I've just come to realise - i have never, ever understood men.
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Venus and Mars, Patsy. I thought that was common knowledge in the 1970s.
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Dishwasher-friendly labia!!

$14,353!!

That is really silly money to fuck the leg off something!!

I've just come to realise - i have never, ever understood men.
it's ok we understand you very well, but we pretend we don't too
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“Those areas are under the arms, behind the knees, at the crotch and in the elbow arm pit also. Any moving joint basically.”
what's wrong with a few extra holes ?

just make the whole experience more interesting !!!

could even fit ferret and gerbil in those
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I've just come to realise - i have never, ever understood men.

Patsy I remember a poll done many many years ago (so no link) where whole lot of met were asked to name their greatest fantasy

And the winner was..

Pocahontas a Disney cartoon character

Women shook their heads in disbelief.
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I've just come to realise - i have never, ever understood men.

Patsy I remember a poll done many many years ago (so no link) where whole lot of met were asked to name their greatest fantasy

And the winner was..

Pocahontas a Disney cartoon character

Women shook their heads in disbelief.
that was the corporate friendly answer,

the real answer was a pornstar that can cook and serve you beers on the couch

see that was simple
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Old 15-08-2017, 10:27 PM   #25 (permalink)
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