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Old 13-07-2017, 06:42 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Theres a gekko in my bedroom

The missus is petrified, im scared in case it bites too

How do i get it out?

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Old 13-07-2017, 06:47 AM   #2 (permalink)
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^Pussy. Put it on a lead and feed it mosquitos.
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Old 13-07-2017, 06:48 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Call Thaimeme.

He'll have that caught, cooked in a tom jued and wolfed down in no time!
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Old 13-07-2017, 06:48 AM   #4 (permalink)
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That's not a gekko.

Just sweep it out with a broom.
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Old 13-07-2017, 06:48 AM   #5 (permalink)
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^ hes gone into hiding

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Old 13-07-2017, 06:50 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Big feller. Definitely not a house gekko. Some kind of field lizard. Get some sticky paper for catching mice.
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Old 13-07-2017, 06:50 AM   #7 (permalink)
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That's not a gekko
What is it then?

Its too big for a jingjok
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Old 13-07-2017, 06:52 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Watch out Dill! It can grow!

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Old 13-07-2017, 06:59 AM   #9 (permalink)
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It's some kind of garden lizard. It doesn't have sticky gekko feet and can't run up the wall.
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Old 13-07-2017, 07:07 AM   #10 (permalink)
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just becareful of that tail - it has a stinger in it
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Old 13-07-2017, 07:11 AM   #11 (permalink)
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He wont be growing too big.





Hes under the bed now. Hope he doesnt touch mess with my sock
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Old 13-07-2017, 07:14 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Don't worry it'll leave if there's not enough food. No problem if it can't climb on the wall or ceiling.
I once had a gekko on the ceiling that shit in my eye while i was leaning back in the recliner watching TV. Looking on the good side, at least my mouth wasn't open.
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Old 13-07-2017, 07:20 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Hes gone

Had to get the bazookas out








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Old 13-07-2017, 07:22 AM   #14 (permalink)
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The worrying bit is i cant see how it got in here. Lucky it werent a snake.
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Old 13-07-2017, 07:42 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Theres a gekko in my bedroom
Oh horror there may also be a mosquito in your living room
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Old 13-07-2017, 07:47 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Soft coont!
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Old 13-07-2017, 07:56 AM   #17 (permalink)
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It could have ate my daughter that, insensitive fukkers
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Old 13-07-2017, 08:10 AM   #18 (permalink)
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You should have got Antrobertson over to talk the fucking thing to death.

Or tomcat, he might want to felch with the fucker though.
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Old 13-07-2017, 08:13 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Looking back now it looks more monitor lizard than gekko
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Pussies....





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Old 13-07-2017, 08:14 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Just one small bite and you're dead, Dill...And they're quicker than greased shit, as you know already...


They never tell you how they get in...
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Just a Fence Lizard...Or Garden Fence Lizard, some say...
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Old 13-07-2017, 08:33 AM   #23 (permalink)
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It could have ate my daughter that, insensitive fukkers
I think you already know where sympathy is to be found.
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Old 13-07-2017, 08:43 AM   #24 (permalink)
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He /she didn't necessarily ask to be there.

There must have been some trees/bushes somewhere near you that he/she could have been relocated to?

Probably hiding from the birds.
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Old 13-07-2017, 09:09 AM   #25 (permalink)
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What is it then?

Its too big for a jingjok
It's a baby one of these you fcuking wuss. It'll find its own way outta the house.
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Non-venomous and harmless to humans. Can give a painful bite if handled, but is not dangerous.

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