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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    He was a farang actually, former Navy Seal, sure he said 20 minutes although he was slurring
    He was probably drinking to escape from the nightmares of what the lizards did to his dead team members.....it's a well documented syndrome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    I dunno, havent seen it yet but i can hear him every night

    Ekko ekko ekko

    That is a gecko right?
    Mate, again, you are missing the message.

    If the Gekko screeches Tokay, Tokay, Tokay, Tokay, Tokay ... just do nothing but, if you hear ...
    Tokay, Tokay, Tokay, Tokay, Tokay, Tokay, Tokay, Tokay ... which is 7 + calls, it's definitely good luck and you should
    immediately buy that Lottery ticket.

    But, what numbers?

    Anyone killed in the village recently? Auto accident?
    Grab those numbers.

    Everyone still live ... what bad luck.
    Get to a wedding and ask the Monk. Make a generous donation, just to make sure.

    So, in summary, if the Gekko knocks 7 times + and your neighbour dropped dead yesterday from an auto accident
    take those rego numbers and if Karma is with you, you will be Minted.
    Peace be with you
    Perspective is everything ... it's the difference between going through an ordeal or going through an adventure..

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    Heres some substance to that claim Tunk


    If a big gecko bites, it won't let go of the object easily. One way to make a tokay open its mouth is by submerging it in water. After a few minutes, it would have to go to the surface for air


    Geckos In Thailand
    Anyway Crocodile Tunkdee here, corner one and let us know how you get on

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    isn't your wife thai dill. for her to be scared of a lizzard.
    u have the 3-4 inch jingjuck,, then u have the 6inch-ish jinglynn, then u have the 8 inch-ish ginggar, then u have the larger, stockier , dookgare. phonetics... wot u showed is in fact a ginlyn, smooth snake like with legs,, as all of them are good for the environment. no harm at all... ive handeled the first three, but the dookgare is to fast and i'm told agressive. had a whole family in my farm barn , left them to it and treated them with respect, as i do all wild live , with a higher pecking order of an insect. ur wife should know all this.

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    She was stood on the bed chucking things at it and screaming whilst i hid under the covers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    She was stood on the bed chucking things at it and screaming whilst i hid under the covers
    I thought that was what happened the first time she saw you right out of the shower...

    I'm looking for the thread...

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    When we go fishing she unhooks all the fish and bangs their heads off the rock.

    She also removes the odd errant crab from the pool.

    Shes always picking up insects and bugs to chase me round the house with but doesnt like those lizards

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    If you look at my facebook, you will see pics of me walking a drugged up tiger and sat on the back of a crocodile and being swung on 2 bull elephants trunks

    You wont see that lizard on there

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSFFan
    I thought that was what happened the first time she saw you right out of the shower...

    I'm looking for the thread.
    Damn shame that photobucket changing their policy

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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    Anyone killed in the village recently?
    Dill? In the styx? Buddha forbid.

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    ^Until any snakes come along




    I have some , bunny rabbits,firefly and butterfly pics somewhere. Thats what nature should be about





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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    If the gecko bites you it wont let go for 20 minutes so you'd have to saw its head off and those centipede bites hurt like fuck for days
    Which is why one always needs a pistol as well as a double-barreled shotgun. Trying to aim the shotgun at the Gecko and not blast your hand as well, is very difficult. To ask your Thai wife to do it is an open invitation to death.

    A pistol much easier. From the Israeli Army manual, allegedly.
    A tray full of GOLD is not worth a moment in time.

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    Prag that's eeky.....

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    Where's that wus Dill? What would you have done with this running around yer bedroom? Now these fcukers can bite.



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    Booked a hotel

    What you gonna do with it?

    Settle a bet on here mate- put your finger in its mouth and see if he hangs on for 20 mins

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    Settle a bet on here mate- put your finger in its mouth and see if he hangs on for 20 mins
    As long as you hold onto it it will hold on to you. Been there a few times. This one didn't have a watch so I let it go as I do with all that I catch, irrespective if the animal is poisonous or not. Before I release them I let my kids touch them, if they so wish, all part of the learning process.


    Edit. Sorry I forgot to say that it was a Tookay. Just in case someone didn't know.

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    Werent the Thais selling those gekkos for millions of baht?

    I forgot to say, the missus saw a snake behind her tomato plant the same day that lizard ran in the house. She didnt get a pic but said it wasnt very long. Hopefully thats gone now too and there will be no other pics forthcoming

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    Get out there and find it again Prag

    https://coconuts.co/bangkok/news/tha...t-giant-gecko/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger
    Get out there and find it again Prag
    I have them around the outside of the house all the time but they're not easy to catch. I only manage to catch this one cus it was on my sliding double front door when I opened it and it ran inside the house.
    One way to catch them is leave a night light on above a rat glue trap. They stick to the trap. The one in your video shit itself. Same as the one I caught. Now their shit
    really does stink.

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    Sir David Attenborough material....

    Stand aside, lads.

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    Who let Stanley Unwin in?
    Last edited by Pragmatic; 18-07-2017 at 06:55 AM.

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    Get that slimy thing out of here Prag

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    Interesting article, Dill...We've had some big barstards over the years...Had one living in the kitchen window area at one time...Saw him most every day...

    I guess the Thais will be stretching the poor wee boogers until they make the money scale...

    Maybe a Tukkae Enlargement Kit would make a lot of money...Icey could use his old cock enlargement rig...Heh...

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    Like suggested get the sticky rat paper and lay it around

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    why do u bloated virginas have to kill every thing.

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