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    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui
    what do you need the KY for Dill?
    To smash the op's back doors in for hooking me up with that dumb lazy money grubbing ape


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=des...&v=6vwNcNOTVzY

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    3 meetings so far - very little progress!

    Architect - she gave a 7/10 but does not look like he is interested in a further catch up.

    Self employed retail shop owner - The language was too big a barrier - no joy there. Scored 5/10

    Number 3 could not quite get the gist of his employment - too lecherous, and shifty. Scored only 2/10 and had to be told - no more contact.

    The language may be more of a barrier than anticipated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Cow View Post
    I believe the cost of the partner Visa and related expenses in Australia is now well over $7,000. I would wonder about any guy who was willing to shell out that much for someone he cannot even communicate with.
    Tsk, tsk Hugh - its all about the lurv.
    Moneyis not everything.
    (But it's up there somewhere with oxygen)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123 View Post
    3 meetings so far - very little progress!

    The language may be more of a barrier than anticipated.
    If they know she's only there for a 3 month vacation, unless they fall head-over-heels in love with her at first sight, I wouldn't think there is much chance of "progress". Just enjoy the coffee and cakes and a chance to meet new people.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123
    The language may be more of a barrier than anticipated.
    Was your mrs there to assist on date one?



    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna
    If they know she's only there for a 3 month vacation, unless they fall head-over-heels in love with her at first sight
    Don't listen to Nev. 3 months is a decent window of opportunity.

    She needs to go at it with the attitude of a punter and be a bit shrewd.

    Dating needs to be treated like a full time job. There is bound to be some mug punter out there. Punters get fleeced of their life savings every week by 'dates' who are really blokes in Nigeria. A sweet thing from Siam with a brand new pair of hooters with zero mileage on them has to be in with a shout!

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    If language is a barrier, then it's as some of us said - enroll her in an English course. She'll meet new ppl and broaden her network of acquaintances. It's also interesting to know the lives/stories of your classmates during breaks or small talk. It might also take some pressure off her and give her something else to think of/ keep busy with, aside from the dating process. Maybe choose an easy course - just 3x a week.

    (I took night courses, German, 3x a week, so I know that it's tougher to learn a new language as an adult.)

    IMHO, the situation is different than if she was in Th and the sex-tourists were the ones on the lookout, trying to impress the girls & get their panties off. She would be in her own turf, and the guys would be the ones speaking pidgin English & Thai, just to catch her attention.

    But now, she's in Oz, and in the guys' turf. It's "my country, my rules - learn English". Also, she's aiming for the quality ones - educated, professional ones and not "chavs". Those guys expect a certain level of class, education or conversational skills, or all of the above. Also, I think the rules are tougher now re: citizenship & language req'ts in Oz? So I've read. That would be another hurdle for her in the future.

    It's not like she's looking for "small talk, go hotel, pizza/pringles, root, enjoy wifi, sleep in aircon room" kind of gig. If she is, then it'll be easy to get that, with her looks. Heh...

    Good luck to all concerned...

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    ^ Yeah but she has to be actually driven to want to do all that.

    I have a gut feeling that she isn't interested in filling up her headspace with all that & just wants "farang take care".

    IMO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123
    The language may be more of a barrier than anticipated.
    Was your mrs there to assist on date one?



    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna
    If they know she's only there for a 3 month vacation, unless they fall head-over-heels in love with her at first sight
    Don't listen to Nev. 3 months is a decent window of opportunity.

    She needs to go at it with the attitude of a punter and be a bit shrewd.

    Dating needs to be treated like a full time job. There is bound to be some mug punter out there. Punters get fleeced of their life savings every week by 'dates' who are really blokes in Nigeria. A sweet thing from Siam with a brand new pair of hooters with zero mileage on them has to be in with a shout!
    Mrs has been chauffeur and intro to the dates, she has then made her escape and been there at the end for the pick-up. She has tried to avoid the chaperone role, however difficult when the sister's lingo is limited.

    Early days yet and I hope a suitable (victim) partner surfaces.

    I am getting bored reading about all the knobs who like walking along the beach and cuddling up on the sofa for quiet nights in.

    Why have our resident experts DJ Pat and SP not been along to offer their "secrets?"

    If no real progress in the next week, I will shunt her off to the nearest "Jurassic Park" nightclub and let her try her chances in the jungle.

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    It might not pay much but it'll take care for a short time:





    In all honesty (and no offense) I think the above is what I would actually give her (even if she were my SIL).

    By your portrait, she seems a petty, boring, lazy even contemptible twat (maybe I'm wrong),...

    ...but jayzuz sister....SORT your fuckin' self out.

    She should be looking for a fucking job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slick View Post
    ^ Yeah but she has to be actually driven to want to do all that.

    I have a gut feeling that she isn't interested in filling up her headspace with all that & just wants "farang take care".

    IMO
    Sadly Slick, you are probably very close to being on the money. However she sees her sister's lifestyle and now unfortunately not just any old faring will cut it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hick
    By your portrait, she seems a petty, boring, lazy even contemptible twat (maybe I'm wrong),...
    This is kinda/sorta what I was imagining as well while reading through the thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slick View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by hick
    By your portrait, she seems a petty, boring, lazy even contemptible twat (maybe I'm wrong),...
    This is kinda/sorta what I was imagining as well while reading through the thread.
    What? Aren't most of them?
    They are just good at hiding it.
    I am allowing you to play voyeur into the mind of a single 35yo Thai female.

    I much prefer male company on a night out!

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    ^then it's your fault, icey, for setting the bar too high. Your fault, you fix it.

    Oh well... we can only give our advice or opinion, she also has to make her own effort.

    IMO, the guys she'll meet in a bar are only looking for a root & nothing lasting. Reminds me of that Tinder date gone wrong - the guy was a young Aussie, girl was from NZ (or vice versa). Both were ok-looking. They met up through Tinder (or other app), went to guy's apt, then the gal felt unsafe and lost her balance while trying to escape via the balcony. Guy was acquitted. What's his name again? Hope that does not happen to SIL!

    But I digress.... good luck to all concerned!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123
    I am allowing you to play voyeur into the mind of a single 35yo Thai female.
    Lmao ThaiZa's meltdowns are about enough for me

    Cock, Ass, Food, Money, Facebook, me me me me, hot, cold, hungry, somtam....

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    Quote Originally Posted by katie23 View Post
    ^then it's your fault, icey, for setting the bar too high. Your fault, you fix it.
    I agree with most of your comments Katie, but I am fucked if I am going to impoverish myself or downgrade our lifestyle just to lower the bar.

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    Not looking good. Time to tell her you need the tit money back. Youre looking at around 1000 bucks a night in Oz

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    Quote Originally Posted by katie23
    IMO, the guys she'll meet in a bar are only looking for a root & nothing lasting. Reminds me of that Tinder date gone wrong - the guy was a young Aussie, girl was from NZ (or vice versa). Both were ok-looking. They met up through Tinder (or other app), went to guy's apt, then the gal felt unsafe and lost her balance while trying to escape via the balcony. Guy was acquitted. What's his name again? Hope that does not happen to SIL!
    Thats not what happened at all. Total horseshit. She went drunken batshit crazy and started to destroy his condo, so he locked her on the balcony to stop her from hitting him & destroying shit. He recorded it. She then went full drunken retard and went over the handrail trying to get at him.

    He was acquitted because he didn't kill her or try to. She went full retard.

    Gable Tostee is his name, and of course the girls family painted the picture like you are stating but thats not what happened and the courts (of Australia) agree.

    Never go full retard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slick View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by katie23
    IMO, the guys she'll meet in a bar are only looking for a root & nothing lasting. Reminds me of that Tinder date gone wrong - the guy was a young Aussie, girl was from NZ (or vice versa). Both were ok-looking. They met up through Tinder (or other app), went to guy's apt, then the gal felt unsafe and lost her balance while trying to escape via the balcony. Guy was acquitted. What's his name again? Hope that does not happen to SIL!
    Thats not what happened at all. Total horseshit. She went drunken batshit crazy and started to destroy his condo, so he locked her on the balcony to stop her from hitting him & destroying shit. He recorded it. She then went full drunken retard and went over the handrail trying to get at him.

    He was acquitted because he didn't kill her or try to. She went full retard.

    Gable Tostee is his name, and of course the girls family painted the picture like you are stating but thats not what happened and the courts (of Australia) agree.

    Never go full retard.
    Was a very controversial case that one, personally I think he was very lucky to walk.
    I would suggest you both google the info and review your respective black and white stances.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Not looking good. Time to tell her you need the tit money back. Youre looking at around 1000 bucks a night in Oz
    Alas, the tit money is only a small part of donations made to date.
    I now only drink carrot juice - donkey that I am!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123
    Was a very controversial case that one, personally I think he was very lucky to walk.
    I would suggest you both google the info and review your respective black and white stances.
    I read all about it cause I am a member of the Bodybuilding forum he posted on lol

    He was a weird fuck, but he didn't kill her. Agree he was lucky to walk, but still.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123
    I am getting bored reading about all the knobs who like walking along the beach
    = I do not want to spend much money on our first date

    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123
    and cuddling up on the sofa for quiet nights in
    = I do not want to spend much money on our subsequent dates

    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123
    Was a very controversial case that one, personally I think he was very lucky to walk.
    I think she was the more crazy of the 2. But when he sold his story for $100,000 the day after the acquittal while her family was still in town for the trial I kind of lost any sympathy for him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slick
    I am a member of the Bodybuilding forum he posted on lol
    That explains it all then.

    You are the epic level douche.

    You have a micro penis you runt. Lifting weights will not get you on the first team you sad fuck.

    You hate sport and juice because you are a little bullied bitch.

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    The fact that I *Gasp* workout sure has triggered ole Snubby.

    I also *Gasp* rarely drink alcohol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Not looking good. Time to tell her you need the tit money back. Youre looking at around 1000 bucks a night in Oz
    Alas, the tit money is only a small part of donations made to date.
    I now only drink carrot juice - donkey that I am!
    So ... did you pay for her crowns?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123
    Alas, the tit money is only a small part of donations made to date.
    You'll have to do much more if you want to get rid of her.
    Bernard Shaw's Pygmalion aka My Fair Lady comes to mind..

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