Thread: Ever played the Matchmaker

Originally Posted by Luigi

^^ Oh come on, she must be hanging for a good root at this stage.

9.47pm in Adelaide now we're into our fourth bottle of red, I will give you the result in the morning!

Originally Posted by Iceman123

I just paid for her to have them put in

Come on man...Give us summink for the wank bank...how big???

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

Let her get on with life. Enjoy it! Do what she please! Succeed in her endeavors. A gal doesn't really need a bloke to complete her life. If the right guy comes along... good. Being self-sufficient, independent and happy is important.

Appreciate the sentiment GF, however the fact that she is Thai and impoverished in her day to day life leads her to aspire to a " Falang take care"

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Originally Posted by Iceman123

I just paid for her to have them put in

Come on man...Give us summink for the wank bank...how big???

I will at least give more info than you did ya miserly cvnt

700cl (350 each side) inserted under armpit BKK pattaya hospital around 90-100k 12 months ago. Dr Anuchit.

Feel very natural- fvck, did I say that!

Im looking for a new maid if you went bigger than 80cm

^^

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Sounds odd coming from me the atheist, but have you tried your local church? Good moral Christian guy, as long as he's not a fanatical nutter.
Then there's the supermarket...single guy shopping for his TV dinners. Get her to trip in front of him...all the Hollywood ploys might actually work in Adelaide!

She only arrived on Saturday, if I had to accompany her to the church the lightning bolts would wipe me out in 2 secs.

As to tripping in the supermarket, I couldn't afford the hospital bills, she's Thai FFS - she's already fallen off the sofa, she eats on the floor.

Originally Posted by Iceman123

Originally Posted by Luigi

^^ Oh come on, she must be hanging for a good root at this stage.

9.47pm in Adelaide now we're into our fourth bottle of red, I will give you the result in the morning!

5555


Go I-cy!

Go I-cy.

Originally Posted by Iceman123

I will at least give more info than you did ya miserly cvnt

Cool... bring it on

Originally Posted by Iceman123

When were you last out on the pull?

1978

I can't post pics - iPad and slightly retarded.

Sis funbags are bigger for sure!

I was going to say something, but am still a bit shocked that you paid for your sister in laws tits...!!

Maybe she could meet a nice Thai/Aussie guy who speaks her lingo. Then he can come and lie on your couch and watch the telly too.

Originally Posted by Iceman123

Sis funbags are bigger for sure!

Those were two 350's , although looks more like 375-325 but she was flat before

That's the best 45000 baht ive spent here, although there was one night down cowboy

Originally Posted by patsycat

I was going to say something, but am still a bit shocked that you paid for your sister in laws tits...!!

Maybe she could meet a nice Thai/Aussie guy who speaks her lingo. Then he can come and lie on your couch and watch the telly too.

All true Pats, she was as like an ironing board before I made the donation.

I want her to meet someone to remove/reduce my liability - I thought the new bolt ons would make her more appealing.

First rule of business - you have to speculate to accumulate!

Can't believe it too - that you paid for your SIL's boobage... for your wife/gf/partner, I would understand, but for SIL... do you get fries with that? Heh...

Are ya friends-with-bennies with the SIL? Just curious...

On a more serious note, I agree with the language part - enroll her in an English course! If the man-hunting doesn't succeed, then at least she's learned a new language by the end of the visit. It might make her more employable, add to her skills, etc. And she could then make (and answer) her own account on Tinder or TF! Heh...

Good luck to all concerned...

For my opinion hard to find nice one on Tinder and TF (dating site)...I think most people use there just for sex tourist..or holidays by dont need to pay for bar...many people there just want to contaact girls when they want to come to thai...see by SP or DJPat lol ...( if she lucky she will find nice people if not she will find only ONS...)

Hey!! post her pics here maybe someone on here interest...

Originally Posted by GracelessFawn

A gal doesn't really need a bloke to complete her life.

Yeah but she needs one to get a passport.

Originally Posted by Nicethaiza

For my opinion hard to find nice one on Tinder and TF (dating site)...I think most people use there just for sex tourist..

The sex tourists in Adelaide are all on PlentyOfSheep

Originally Posted by Iceman123

she is Thai and impoverished in her day to day life leads her to aspire to a " Falang take care"

Better go for an older bloke who wants 'lady take care' so their interests overlap. The young fellas are mostly lookin for a root I guess. Or else a bloke with kids who won't be playing the field more likely.

3 months you say Ice ?

Take her over to NZ for The Lions Tour.

Originally Posted by Mike Watson

3 months you say Ice ?

Take her over to NZ for The Lions Tour.

One entry visa Mike. Leave and it's apply for a new visa. I don't want to go through all that crap again.

Originally Posted by katie23

Can't believe it too - that you paid for your SIL's boobage... for your wife/gf/partner, I would understand, but for SIL... do you get fries with that? Heh...

Are ya friends-with-bennies with the SIL? Just curious...

On a more serious note, I agree with the language part - enroll her in an English course! If the man-hunting doesn't succeed, then at least she's learned a new language by the end of the visit. It might make her more employable, add to her skills, etc. And she could then make (and answer) her own account on Tinder or TF! Heh...

Good luck to all concerned...

She comes from a rural area - central Thailand. She is on vacation and would not have the patience to attend a classroom for English.

All jokes aside I paid for the boob job, but I have never had any benefits.

Not yet, until someone is going to take this liability off of you.

If she really wants to bag a punter she should really have invested in some english lessons before the trip.

The funbags get her the interview but she still needs to score a conversion.

She can always meet them with a game of connect 4 to break the ice. Works wonders in Thailand.

Matchmaker...Heh...That's fucked from the get go...