Thread: Tiger Woods, former world number one golfer, arrested for driving under influence

If the mad coon just done the correct thing by blowing in the breathalyzer and then taking the consequences like most normal coonts then this would be fuk all.

Because he fuked around and then spun his bullshit story which everyone knows is pure bullshit he is now getting reamed out and his nasty past is being dragged up to haunt him.

Typical Thai, could not lie straight in bed.

Hi-So tosser lost in space.

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Tiger will be gutted when he reads that!

I see Tiger Woods becoming the American version of Paul Gascgoigne.

Originally Posted by Thedogsbollix

If the mad coon just done the correct thing by blowing in the breathalyzer and then taking the consequences like most normal coonts then this would be fuk all.

Because he fuked around and then spun his bullshit story which everyone knows is pure bullshit he is now getting reamed out and his nasty past is being dragged up to haunt him.

Typical Thai, could not lie straight in bed.

Hi-So tosser lost in space.

You didn't read the article did you Teary?

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At least Gascgoigne had a personality and a sense of humor.

Woods is so fuking lame he shot be shot.

Whores only fooked him because he was filthy rich and paid well. Typical whore eh.

Originally Posted by aging one

For me this is his big problem. What did he run into or hit?


(CNN)Tiger Woods' 2015 Mercedes-Benz showed signs of "fresh damage" on the driver's side of the vehicle when he was found asleep at the wheel the morning of his arrest on suspicion of driving under the influence, police records show.

New documents released late Tuesday afternoon by Jupiter, Florida, police reveal that both tire rims on the driver's side of the Mercedes had minor damage and the front and rear tires on that side of the vehicle were flat.
Police also observed damage to the bumper on the driver's side, white scrapes and scuffs on the rear bumper, and the passenger side rear taillight was not working, according to the documents.
Jupiter police discovered Woods early Monday on the side of the road, with his car running, its brake lights illuminated and right turn signal flashing, according to the arrest report released earlier Tuesday. He was by himself and wearing his seat belt.

Which would mean a hit and run...while impaired. Not good for non-famous folk.

The new law sets a four-year minimum jail sentence for drivers convicted of fleeing the scene of crash that results in a death. It also elevates the charge for fleeing a non-fatal crash to a second-degree felony with an increased minimum jail sentence and increases penalties for hit-and-run crashes involving bicycles, motorcycles, construction workers, or pedestrians. Convicted hit-and-run drivers will also face a driver’s license suspension period of at least three years and must participate in a driver education course.

from:

https://carbreathalyzerhelp.com/flor...run-penalties/

I'm pretty sure Tiger's well lawyered up though.

lucky they didn't shoot him

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Originally Posted by blue

Woods is a racist- he only likes white women
therefore he is guilty in my eyes

He's had more of them than you eh?

Is rooting the reason his backs out.

Originally Posted by Thedogsbollix

If the mad coon just done the correct thing by blowing in the breathalyzer and then taking the consequences like most normal coonts then this would be fuk all.

"That fuckwit Terry is a right thick wanker, eh?" said Woods as his lawyer bailed him out of jail.

After failing those four tests, Woods did submit to a breathalyzer and blew a .000 two times, which suggests that there was no alcohol in his system.
He also agreed to a urine test, the results of which have not been released at the time.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

but was affected by the pain killers he had taken and stopped to try and recover his senses by sleeping it off.

For John Q. Public that still means an impaired driving charge. Even if they're prescribed meds...and even if there's no alcohol involved.

And the point they are focusing on is "How much of the 'medication' was he on?"...

And usually, with drugs that are "effective," it has some sort of warning about driving or operating "machinery"...

Tiger Woods DUI arrest dashcam video released

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/05/31/us...dashcam-video/

Originally Posted by bobo746

Tiger Woods DUI arrest dashcam video released

leave him be. nothing but paparazzi tabloid junkie fodder.

Nice that Nike is still boldly "emblazoned" on his jersey...Heh...

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Absolutely,

But this is price these filthy rich fukers must pay.

Quite fair enough too, he should be dirt poor and a full on Criminal like most black Americans.

No one would give a fuk then.

Originally Posted by fred flintstone

leave him be.

The cops spoiled it a bit there.

Would have been fun to hear him having a crack at singing the stars spangled banner backwards!

^^ Maybe a set-up by NIKE?

How much for that amount of advertising?

They should of tasered him, shot him and boiled him up in a pot of boiling oil to make glue.

Nike could sell it to fix their shit shoes.

NB are a much better shoe.

Originally Posted by David48atTD

For those who can't see the tiger video ...

Its disturbing how the police release a video like that (and the mugshot)
Is there no data protection style laws in USA ?

Can a suspect request to do these silly tests in the privacy of a police station?

Will Thailand revoke his passport in disgrace?

Nike will have something to say, surely...Or not...Wonder if he still has a contract with them...

Heh...Maybe they'll pay him not to wear their gear...

Or does he even know he's got a Thai passport?

Did they issue one in his absence as they were proud of him?

Just on telli now they showed Tiger banged up in his cell after his arrival.

He staggers over to sit on a chair and there's a great dirty brown stain where he has been standing.

Looks like the dirty blighter has shit him self.

Maybe the Pigs will bag it up and sell it on E-Bay.