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    Quote Originally Posted by Cold Pizza View Post
    What others ways can Joe confront his issue?
    Alcoholics Anonymous




    NEXT!

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    I've been a bit alky for years, but not any more.

    Did that, done that, fell over and puked on the T Shirt. But got up again.

    Nowadays, in my dotage and with that disease in my body, i have to limit myself. Wish i didn't - but such is life... Today is an exception - been a good girl for about six months and just said - fuck it. i shall drink. I'm all growed up.

    Gonna suffer tomorrow, though. I googled it...!!! Not. Google just puts the fear of God into you, as does my big sister.

    Does morphine, in tiny weeny doses, cure hangovers? Hope so. Otherwise i shall have to suffer like other mere mortals.

    Oh, so looking forward to the dry mouth and throbbing head (top of my body, boys, not half way down to my feet!!), and checking my fussybook page for the yearly sad songs.... Shite. I can see myself unfriending myself.

    It used to be so easy, sending lovelorn, sad e mails. Nowadays there are fora and fussybook and phone messages. Thank god i'm not on Tinder or Grinder or whatever....

    Quite a nice fuzzy feeling, actually. With almost a bottle of wine in me.

    I think we are all allowed a little swerve off the straight road sometimes.
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    Cheers...

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    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat View Post

    I think we are all allowed a little swerve off the straight road sometimes.
    Makes life bearable. Hope the hangover was not too hideous.

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    Not content with being an imbecile and a hypochondriac, the buffoon op now wants advice on a cure for his alcoholic stupor.
    Why do we have to put up with a moron who lives his life so vicariously?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui View Post
    Not content with being an imbecile and a hypochondriac, the buffoon op now wants advice on a cure for his alcoholic stupor.
    You didn't want the vid.

    This is about Joe, not me.


    You need to watch the video.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cold Pizza
    ou didn't want the vid.
    Correct

    Quote Originally Posted by Cold Pizza
    You need to watch the video.
    Incorrect

    It's always about you. Attention whore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Cold Pizza
    ou didn't want the vid.
    Correct

    Quote Originally Posted by Cold Pizza
    You need to watch the video.
    Incorrect

    It's always about you. Attention whore.
    Tell Joe he's an attention whore.

    He did 7 years in the can.

    Say that to his face.

    Now, he's a drunkard with a successful (for now) youtube channel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cold Pizza
    Now, he's a drunkard with a successful (for now) youtube channel
    Such a measure of quality defies description. He's a hoop and a retard just like you.
    Pat yourself on the back again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Cold Pizza
    Now, he's a drunkard with a successful (for now) youtube channel
    Such a measure of quality defies description. He's a hoop and a retard just like you.
    Pat yourself on the back again.
    Joe did 7 years in the pen.

    He knows how to fight.


    *searching my street fighting technique video*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cold Pizza
    Joe did 7 years in the pen.

    He knows how to fight.


    *searching my street fighting techni
    But you are, and never will be Joe. No matter how many vids you post, ya throbbing bellend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Cold Pizza
    Joe did 7 years in the pen.

    He knows how to fight.


    *searching my street fighting techni
    But you are, and never will be Joe. No matter how many vids you post, ya throbbing bellend.
    No bro' I don't wanna be Joe.

    Not at all.

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    How much alcohol do you drink, Cold Pizza?













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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    How much alcohol do you drink, Cold Pizza?

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    Tee-Totaler.

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    Eh, Iv'e been called worse.

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    Me and my girl broke up today :(

    Joe's back.

    Not the booze....now it's the girl....she be gone:


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    I don't give a damn about his life.

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    He needs to buy a pet instead

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    Your girlfriend found out you were a girl.

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    Who is that dude?

    One thing I have learned in life, is that you can't force someone to love you... the more you try, the more they pull away...

    Thais/Chinese say something like release the bird (metaphor for the one you love) give it freedom, if it returns, shoot it dead...

    *kidding... if it returns... it (or her/she) loves you in return...

    ...then shoot it dead lol...

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    If you love fish set him free. If he comes back to you he is yours, if not he never was.

    Replace fish with something and him with it and then you have it.

    As for CP take a vacation. ....do a picture thread of it. I'm thinking you've been locked up too long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983
    Who is that dude?
    just an American ex con who makes Youtube videos about prison.

    Here he shows how to brew prison wine, from bread,fruit etc
    and tests it on his girlfriend -the one he later broke up with

    https://youtu.be/5nhyF2EE70U?t=538

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cold Pizza
    Me and my girl broke up today
    Nobody likes cold pizza...Told you to nuke it, at least...

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    He will be fine,

    When he gets out he will move to Pattaya and buy a bag full of em.

    Dime a dozen.

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