Thread: Pattaya for couples

Originally Posted by hick

You mean interest in plunging their tongues down overused vag holes that have been filled to the cum-brim with dodgy farang punters time and again?

Hick, you are a poet...Shades of Tecumseh...

Originally Posted by Sunshinelovers

When I get home I might write a descriptive report on the newbie experience in Pattaya for couples. Do members think this would be well received in this forum?

Have you "met" ShrewedPunter and his Thailand Trip Thread?...

It had mixed reviews and so will your thread...

Knock yerself out...

Well you've certainly got the salacious TD fanboys club and Trollhunter brigade worked up to fever pitch! We're talking bucketloads of jizz here- some of it in mummie's basement. Forgive them/us, we have little better to do.

Look forward to the TR- although it doesn't need to read like the sort of tawdry 70's sleaze novella sought after by pimply youth and elderly men in overcoats (including some TD members!). But photoes always appreciated.

Where are you from in Oz? Adelaide boy myself.

Who is this masked woman?...

C'mon which one of you multinicks is taking the piss? Own up!

Sabang, I'm a tassie girl well woman
I was sure you were an Aussie
And to the others thinking someone is taking the piss
This is me
Lumps and bumps and all
And it's why I work hard to fit in with our society because if I was honest and our friends knew what we did as a couple, they'd jump ship, or never believe it.

I think I was more suited to be born in the 1600s in Venice
6 months of partying and shagging strangers

Though I imagine I'd have to learn to drink as I hate being drunk and I really can only drink half a glass of cider

Originally Posted by Sunshinelovers

half a glass of cider

You're living in the right place then.

How many heads do you have Sunny ?

Really Mike Watson
That's an oldie you must be Aussie

You know it's true though
All the deformed babies

What the hell do they look like

Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter

Do you not cringe at the thought of all that semen that they've had pumped up them in the last 24 hours by Frank, Sven, Klaus and Jacques?

Could ask you the same question about your "conquests". The DD girls have regular health checks (the paperwork results of which are available in the bar) but what about the girls you were rooting?. How often - if ever - have they been tested for HIV and STD's?. And be 1000% sure, if they were tossing it up to some skin-flint Karl Pilkington wannabe can you imagine how keen they were to root decent looking guys that have no problem splashing cash?. Cocked more times than a second hand slug-gun comes to mind, you would have been a back-up plan for their back-up plan at best...

To the OP: Assuming you're not a troll, what you're looking for is easy as 1,2,3. There's lots of couple that come to Pattaya looking for exactly what you are. I've even met couples on their Honeymoon looking for the same thing, and getting it with no problems at all. Obviously there's the DD route which is a guaranteed result with the added bonus of them having all the toys and uniforms onsite to enhance the experience. But you'd also be very hard pressed to find any decent sized gogo bar without bi girls on the payroll, or straight out lesbians who only play with men for pay. A western couple walk into a Pattaya gogo bar and by the body language in the first 10 seconds the entire staff (and seasoned patrons) can tell if they're ticking off a bucket-list goal of seeing the inside of a Pattaya gogo bar, or they're on the prowl for company. Most gogo bars will have a Foreign manager, if he hasn't introduced himself by the time you're finished your first drink just ask the staff for an intro and he'll be able to point you in the direction of girls that are always keen to going with Foreign couples. I could name more than a few managers around town who you really need to visit but won't here for obvious reasons, seek and you shall find. There'll also be a Mamasan in the background too but I'd avoid their input - unless you get to know them well over time - because they'll be putting their barfine commission in front your well being.

Pattaya is like lycra- it accomodates all shapes and sizes, and doesn't bat an eyelid.
It flips the bird to the puerile, hypocritical, prurient world outside. With a smile.
That cesspit of sleaze and corruption has despoiled many a mummy's basement, with jizz.
Have fun.

Fun to read but dont know how to comment...Good lick with your pattaya trip Sunny...

Well Sunshine, we have a poster on here called Baitongboy- he is into paraphilic infantilism.

Is there anyway you could incorporate him into your adventures.

Thank you so much Headworx
It was exactly what I wanted to know

I thought troll meant a word like Slut or worse
I'm adsuming you're saying troll like
I'm not legit and playing games

Hope I'm right


I'm 47 attractive Tasmanian woman who has given up pleasing everyone else
I get to be me with my husband (8 years now)
My previous 20 year relationship ( married my best friend ,) hated my sexual self

I'm lucky to have met a man who understands me


Again thank you for putting my mind at ease
I've looked at videos of people walking around Pattaya and I didn't notice lots of couples only some ugly woman hanging off their husband looking down their noses at the older men with Thai girls
I don't like that open judgemental aspect of some people

Originally Posted by Nicethaiza

Fun to read but dont know how to comment...Good lick with your pattaya trip Sunny...

Aren't you looking for lub, Za? Send a PM!

Originally Posted by Sunshinelovers

I'm not legit and playing games

Live Bait

Originally Posted by Nicethaiza

Good lick with your pattaya trip Sunny...

Unintentional brilliance. The best kind!

555+ I just see that...Wrong word...

Mike Watson
Ricky. Bloody Ponting
From the glorious north of our fine state

Couldn't fess up to liking the odd ladyboy or trannie

So where are you from Mike
Was it Adelaide

Rathmines.

Mike Watson
I didn't pick you as Irish
I thought for half a moment you might be related to Shane Watson
Can't bat can't catch
He put me off cricket for life

I'd have him in my side any day.

Under cooked at this years IPL but can still play.

He put me off cricket years ago when he played in Hobart

I must admit I was a huge Ponting fan