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    Dumb shit?

    I have known a Laotian couple for years. One, the wife, is named Dumb. The husband's name is Key. It makes me kinda chuckle because I think the word Key in Lao means dookie.
    I'm not implying they are dumb shits at all. They knew enough to bug out. Just funny that names take on different connotation around the globe.

    So the question lies, what funny or quirky names have you noted on your trips around the world.

    Teflers must have heard a few.

    I used to go camping and fishing, miss fish along, with a lady named Doe. If you think about Doe sometimes I think it more of a deja vu. Not like a deer, unless you happen to hit one. Then you'd say dough.

    The wife is now explains not all keys are the same. Go figure.

    BTW I know a boy named Sue.

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    My Thai brother in laws name is Dum.
    Mary has to remind what his name is so she refers to him as "brother Dum"

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    Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fcking in the Snow?...

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    Doe's a deer...A female deer...

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    I know a guy called Ray. He's a drop of golden sun.

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    Well let me see? I know of a guy called Fishlocker.

    Fish means to cast a net to catch the unwary or unlucky.

    A locker is a small, usually narrow storage compartment. (usually used by Arabs to smuggle pork)

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    My Thai brother in laws name is Dum
    My Thai brother in law's name was "fcuking dumbshite twat of an Issan ox-shagger"

    Well, that's what I called him...

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    i know a girl called , me, a name she calls herself, she has a sister called fah, but she's gone away, i had a girlfriend, p4p, called so, my mate has a current p4p called la, many bar girl called tee and doe. fuck i feel a song coming on.

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    Sounds a nice "melody," that one...

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    My good sir I have never smuggled any pork much less an Arab. The thought never crossed my mind.
    Is there any money in that or does one do it for fun or prestige. Please do tell.
    I know a guy named Komphon........I call him tampon. Are you on the rag as well. If so spill it. We have the time.

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    Me, I'm known as took. Not that I have ever stole anything, but I am a poor son of a buck honey.

    Mine calls me buck honey because I was going to give benji away so she says "sow mea buck honey." Now she says something about Lucy and Rickie Ricardo. Ricky, Ricky,Ricky let me go to the show..............Babaloo. She rattles on in Spanish........Don't know what she is saying but it sure sounds sexy. Jow soualie......

    Sow mea buck honey....let me go to the show.




    I should be fishing or am I?
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    Thai nikkies that have stuck out over the years (I'm sure you know most if not all):


    Boom
    Bam
    Cartoon
    Dik
    Gay
    Guitar
    God
    Name
    Nig
    Ping Pong
    Pee
    Ple (bun)
    Poo
    Porn (pawn)
    Pot
    Wow

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    Among the Viets, Dung (pronounced Yoong) is a common name. When they migrated to the US after the Vn war, many chose diff western names.

    Heard that Thais with the name/nickname Porn change their names too, when they do grad studies abroad. Can't blame them.

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    My dog was black so the Lao people named it dum mee pronounced dummy. One girl I knew was named tong mee or tongue me

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    The wife just went to get her phone to show me her friend named tongue me. One may be tempted having seen the photos.

    Says her niece is Porn Porn. Has a peenong named See. Porn Porns mom is named Poon. I dont think her last name is Tang. Wang dang sweet poon tang. She says she knows a man named Come Porn.

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    I said see you later to her sister. Then she slapped me. I don't know why.

    My wife said I can't see her sister or her nieces. Just her or it will cost me.
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    I heard this strange name from so many American movies " Randy" I've met a Randy but am yet to meet a "Washington "

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    He's getting a good Gannoning I'll bet.

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    Had a GF named Peach, she had a twin sister called Pear

    Believe it or not their brother was called Somchai, I'd imagine he feels a bit left out, unless he's a vegetable of course.

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    That's funny.
    Seriously I worked with a guy who's last name was Puter.

    I figured his sister was named Cherry. Nothing wrong with a Cherry Puter. Or a Rosey one for that matter.

    Now Hairy that's another story. Who likes Hairy Puter. A few I'd imagine but not me.

    Hot and sweaty in summertime, imagining the dingle berries. Yuck.

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    Here in HK, all the kids I teach have English names.

    Had one guy called Evans. He told me one day he had changed it to Pap Smear! WTF?

    I asked him how he chose it and he said he'd heard the word somewhere and it sounded Israeli so he liked it.

    I told him what the name meant and now he has called himself Andy.

    In Thailand, I taught a couple of twins called Ham and Cheese.

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    I dunno what it is about Cartoon & Guitar but the Thais really really love them names

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    Quote Originally Posted by katie23
    Among the Viets, Dung (pronounced Yoong) is a common name. When they migrated to the US after the Vn war, many chose diff western names.
    Reminds me. I worked with a young Viet engineer. His name. Ho Ho. We made an employee badge with the name Don Ho. He wore it proudly until he found out why everyone asked if he would sing "tiny bubbles" for them. Then changed his name to Michael. .

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    Knew a guy named Annoy. Last name was Manee.

    Could be related to a member of this forum.

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