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    Man arrested for carrying pork in his anal cavity

    At times I must admit I'd just about kill for a bacon and egg sandwich. But there is a limit to how far I will go. Apparently this Moslem has discovered the degenerate delights of eating pork in the west. Brings a whole new meaning to get some pork into you. Obviously the rumours are true. Moslems will do anything to get porked up the back passage.

    https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/qat...s-anal-cavity/


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    Other headlines from that site:

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    Every one is sure to be true. (That last one is bound to get the resident Trumpistas clicking through, though.)
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    Lighten up PT. Anything has to be better than advanced acronym addicts continue the story or overpriced korean frypans.

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    Oh, don't worry, I'm sure some of the forum's Islamophobes will be along to breathe life into your thread.

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    The "Mega Thread" has been quiet recently. I'm sure the addition of this thread will bring it back to life.

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    So what happened to the bacon sandwich?...Some here wanna know...They know who they are...

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    Wrapped it up in a plastic wrap and sold it in 7-11.

    For falang only. Discount price, slightly soiled product.

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    When I read the title I thought immediately it must be for smuggling it into Gulliver's.

    Or at the very least there has to be a sausage plot somewhere?

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    I made a post a few weeks ago and that old mad guy abused me.

    Maybe that tainted pork sausage had upped his dementia count.

    Dunno.

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    In a press conference this morning, the Qatar Police Force presented the smuggled bacon and announced it had launched an investigation to determine if Mr. Shamoun was part of a larger bacon trafficking network.




    allah be praised, that must be some anal cavity.



    .... and there is more from our qatari friends.

    QATAR: JEALOUS HUSBAND SEALS WIFE’S VAGINA WITH CRAZY GLUE

    A Qatari man thought it was a good idea to seal his wife’s vagina with crazy glue as he was going away for a few days on a business trip, reports the Doha Tribune this morning.

    The 33-year-old man was brought forth before the court after his wife was rushed off to the emergency room and suffered medical complications and excruciating pain.

    He confessed to the judge that he was guilty of gluing her genitals but only because he believed she had adulterous ideas after he found out she had liked a post of his 12-year-old cousin on Facebook.

    He also showed a selfie of her she had posted on her Facebook account where one of her heels was clearly visible for all to see and not covered accordingly to Islamic law, he told the judge.

    The man was brought before the court after accusations by the wife’s family of damaging her reproductive organs and risking to make her infertile.

    A light sentence

    According to Judge Muhammad Bin Saden of the Qatari court of Justice in Doha, the husband did unjustly bring harm to his wife, although his reasons were “well-intentioned” but put into action in an “awkward way” he said.

    Also, the judge pointed out that, after going through the evidence and photos the husband had brought to court, the suffering was in part justified but still decided the woman should be administered 100 lashes as to prevent further “misunderstandings” between her and her husband.

    The husband was sentenced to pay 40 Riyal ($10 US dollars) and prevented to use any sort of glue or adhesive on his wife ever again.



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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile
    where one of her heels was clearly visible for all to see and not covered accordingly to Islamic law,
    Ah never under estimate the allure of a nicely turned ankle. Oh wait that was Victorian England or at best Edwardian.

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    The cop second from the right looks like an Idi Amin clone.

    Very sussed looking indeed and more than likely looking for a bit of pork action.

    Can never trust these rag heads.

    Terrible people.

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    What a heel...

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    The search revealed 4 larges condoms hidden in his anal cavity, each containing more than 3 kilograms of bacon.
    Jeez, have you seen the photos in that link of the pork sausages? 4 of the buggers up his jacksey!

    Update:
    On that website are some weird stories. This one brought tears to my eyes.

    https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/tee...ith-a-blender/

    TEENAGER ACCIDENTALLY CHOPS OFF HIS GENITALS DURING SEX WITH A BLENDER
    Groping women when you're old is fine - everyone thinks you're senile

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    and of course , this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43
    Jeez, have you seen the photos in that link of the pork sausages? 4 of the buggers up his jacksey!
    One couldn't help but wonder about Butters capacity............

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    and of course , this.

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    Aw come on, don't spoil it! I love reading weirdy, kinky stories, helps me pass a boring day.

    Right, over to Thaivisa to see what weird news they have...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Cow View Post
    At times I must admit I'd just about kill for a bacon and egg sandwich. But there is a limit to how far I will go. Apparently this Moslem has discovered the degenerate delights of eating pork in the west. Brings a whole new meaning to get some pork into you. Obviously the rumours are true. Moslems will do anything to get porked up the back passage.

    https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/qat...s-anal-cavity/

    Typical shit muslim country.

    that was a lot of kilos of pork up his arse.

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    This pic below illustrates how followers of another of Chaldean Abram's bastard religions pick and choose what they want to believe and follow from their 'good book'.



    Pork eating 'Judeo-Christians' = hypocrites

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post

    In a press conference this morning, the Qatar Police Force presented the smuggled bacon and announced it had launched an investigation to determine if Mr. Shamoun was part of a larger bacon trafficking network.




    allah be praised, that must be some anal cavity.
    Meanwhile, on Planet Earth




    Qatargas yesterday announced its support to the Qatar Police Sports Association of the Ministry of Interior for the association’s activities during the current season which will include the Ministry of Interior Cup Football Tournament and several other sports activities. A press conference was organised yesterday at the Police Sports Association premises to announce the sponsorship which was attended by Mansour Rashid Al Naimi, Public Relations Manager, Qatargas and senior officials from the Qatar Police Sports Association - Col. Mohammed Ateeq Al-Kuwari, Lt. Col. Adel Ahmed Malallah, Captain Abdul Hakeem Mohammed Abdou and Lt. Rashid Mubarak Al-Hajri. - See more at: Qatargas supports Police Sports Association | Qatar is Booming


    Mansour Rashid Al-Naimi, Qatargas Public Relations Manager (centre) with officials of Qatar Police Sports Association – from left to right: Captain Abdul Hakeem Mohammed Abdou, Lt. Col. Adel Ahmed Malallah, Col. Mohammed Ateeq Al-Kuwari, and Lt. Rashid Mubarak Al-Hajri - See more at: Qatargas supports Police Sports Association | Qatar is Booming

    Commenting on Qatargas’ support to the Association, Mansour Rashid Al Naimi said: “We are pleased to offer our support to the Qatar Police Sports Association in making this sports season a successful one. This support comes as part of our Corporate Social Responsibility philosophy, which seeks to promote various sports and related activities with the objective of encouraging a healthy lifestyle among the Qatari community. We have a long-standing cooperation with the Ministry of Interior, and have partnered with them in several activities and events that benefit our community, such as the annual Road safety campaign during Ramadan and the GCC Traffic Week. I’m sure this initiative will further boost the existing cooperation between Qatargas and the ministry.” Various departments within the Ministry of Interior and several other civil organisations are participating in the events organised by Police Sports Association during this season. Qatargas offers support to various sports activities organised in the country including the Qatar Masters Golf Open and the Doha Oilmen’s Golf Tournament. It has also organised various activities for employees and families during the first National Sports Day. Qatargas teams also participate in the Chairman’s Cup Football and Cricket tournaments organised by Qatar Petroleum every year. - See more at: Qatargas supports Police Sports Association | Qatar is Booming
    Qatargas supports Police Sports Association | Qatar is Booming

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    obviously that was the shot they took before the enema.

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    I'm just gonna' allow my office mates to keep believing that story is real.

    They have so little to contemplate these days...

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    So who stole the pork sausages off the table in that second photo?

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    The policeman on the left of the pork smuggler looks remarkably like one of the cast from 'Planet of the Apes'.


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