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    15 bullets up the arse.

    Sorry I had to steal this post from another forum.

    Witchdoctor Killed by Revengeful Family After Curse Allegedly Stops Husband Defecating
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    CityNews A famous witchdoctor in Omkio was shot dead by 15 bullets to the anus by a hitman on April 21, believed to be hired by a family who had allegedly been cursed by the doctor, preventing the husband from being able to defecate properly.

    On April 21, the body of 61-year-old Sangmanee Jaratfah, a Karen witchdoctor, was found in Omkoi by a Yang Kaeo Forest Protection Officer, with 15 bullet holes in and around his anus.

    On April 24, police arrested three suspects, 26-year-old Somporn Ratcharoem, 40-year-old Athipan Ratcharoem and 39-year-old Tang-yu Ratcharoem, in connection to the murder after an investigation that identified them as a family who often used the witchdoctor but had recently fallen out over several issues.

    The family members were arrested and then they confessed to hiring a hitman to kill the witchdoctor out of revenge for past curses and to help lift another curse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic View Post

    Jesus. That is the shallow end of the gene pool.




























    Which one is butterfly?

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    I hope they get to the bottom of this.

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    Combined IQ of all photographed people above:

    Potato.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic
    witchdoctor in Omkio was shot dead by 15 bullets to the anus .... preventing the husband from being able to defecate properly .... 15 bullet holes in and around his anus
    Holy shit!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg
    Jesus. That is the shallow end of the gene pool.
    What the 3 policemen? How come only one has an ID card?

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    I hope they get to the bottom of this.
    So, you suspect the belgian cocksucker also?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic
    15 bullets up the arse.
    Whatever happened to laxatives?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic
    15 bullets up the arse.
    Whatever happened to laxatives?
    What ever happened to eels and pythons?

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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap View Post
    I hope they get to the bottom of this.
    The one in the middle looks like the ringleader to me

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    After 15 bullets in the anus I should imagine it would take Sherlock Holmes to establish the whereabouts of said anus.
    Where's Dr Watsonail when you need his imput?

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    Hollow-point bum-bums ? ouch

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg
    Which one is butterfly?
    All of them.

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    The cops look like smug arseholes

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    Who's counting?...What was the cause of death?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    The cops look like smug arseholes
    Tautology.

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    Can't really blame the husband for acting- it was clearly an open and shut case.

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    The most important point has been overlooked. How are hubby's BMs? If they are back to normal then clearly Phi Jed and Nong Cletus were right to administer a lead enema to the witch doctor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b View Post
    The most important point has been overlooked. How are hubby's BMs?
    I believe he shit himself when he and the family got nabbed by the BiB

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    Quote Originally Posted by boloa View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b View Post
    The most important point has been overlooked. How are hubby's BMs?
    I believe he shit himself when he and the family got nabbed by the BiB
    Success! The witch doctor is guilty!

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