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    Question Which Underarm Deoderant Do You Use ( if Any)

    I'm a fucking dinosaur, a bigoted ,racist, homophobe, stuck in the Bernard Manning era...
    But I want to fit in on the new modern TeakDoor and not have all my threads Dog Housed.
    So from now on I will only be starting sensible threads on proper, normal, exciting Political Correct safe topics.

    So which do you use, do you get your 48 hours monies worth,
    spray or spread on,
    Use a different one for each armpit ?
    Can you really make a flame thrower out of a spray can, James Bond style, if a snake wonders into your bathroom.


    Currently using this product, picked at random from the Superdrug shop shelve, as
    at 95 pence it was the best bargain and 5p cheaper than my maximum proposed budget.

    Though, pre-purchase, I did screw the top off, just to make sure it wasn't reeking like some 1970s 'splash it all over' aftershave.



    WITH PRODERMA™ TECHNOLOGY

    While sweating is a natural reaction to a rise in temperature it can often result in sweat marks, odour, and even discolouration of your clothes. In order to manage your body’s response, we have designed the Vaseline® Aloe Sensitive Roll-On with ProDerma™ technology, a unique blend of skin-caring ingredients, which mimics the skin's own protective layer and make it less prone to irritation. It keeps you dry all day and cares for your underarm resulting in healthy looking protected skin.

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    All of them Deodorants are in the £1 shop I buy lynx ,

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    Usually, none. If not, the cheapest thing I can pull out of the local pharmacy. Roll on, never aerosol.

    Just checked- right now, it's a nivea. Not into fancy cosmetics, and the day I buy a male 'facial defoliant', please shoot me.

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    Fuck all that shit. Commercial products make my pits either burn or itch.
    Been making my own for some time.


    Corn starch
    Baking soda
    Coconut oil
    Essential oils
    Vitamin E
    An empty container to be filled with your new deodorant

    Deodorant: 4 Steps (with Pictures)

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    I use cooking oil, it locks in the sweat and smell.
    Gives you a nice healthy all over glow also

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang
    Not into fancy cosmetics, and the day I buy a male 'facial defoliant', please shoot me.
    You probably won't need shooting once you've rubbed it on your face.

    Exfoliant



    Defoliant


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    Agent Orange never used it ,

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    When I was a divorced I went to these over 30's nights, god they where awful and so degrading , you had to wear a tie and jacket , the women where ugly .
    My wingman used to swear that wearing an aftershave called " Joot" would pull the birds.
    Never worked.
    I was lied to, Joot would find me love, but Joot lie to me, I start Joot thread how cologne lie.

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    eat less beef and cheese

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    Quote Originally Posted by hick View Post
    Fuck all that shit. Commercial products make my pits either burn or itch.
    Been making my own for some time.


    Corn starch
    Baking soda
    Coconut oil
    Essential oils
    Vitamin E
    An empty container to be filled with your new deodorant

    Deodorant: 4 Steps (with Pictures)
    Brilliant,. green sent.

    I never use deoderants, fwkn poisons, just keep clean, fresh sweat doesn't stink.

    Cornflour instead of talc for prickly heat or chaffed areas.

    Baking soda for shoe pong, better still wash them first and rinse with disinfectant or vinegar.

    Tiger balm if you really need to mask a body odour, at the gym, for instance.
    “Is it not written in your Law, ‘I said, you are gods’? John 10:34.

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    Quote Originally Posted by steevee View Post
    eat less beef and cheese
    Works well, so does refraining from whisky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENT View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by steevee View Post
    eat less beef and cheese
    Works well, so does refraining from whisky.
    I would choose death over refraining from whisky. I am drinking it as I write. I time my drinking by ensuring that all the ice has melted before I can have another. This means that I drink one double measure every thirty minutes. I usually have two drinks but tonight I will be having three because the Chelsea game kicked off at 7.45 instead of 8.00. I normally have my first drink at the start of the second half and having lost all idea of time I started drinking earlier than normal.

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    Which Underarm Deoderant Do You Use ( if Any)
    Deoderant is for wimps.....


    But I do use it. I used to use the stuff like "speedstick" but now use natural deoderants. Brand is usually called "Crystal" but there are others.

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    Belt and braces for me. Roll on deodorant for armpits, followed by a liberal spray with an aerosol deodorant. But I work in close proximity to people, and Thais are very sensitive to body odour.

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    It's a sad day when our "Blue" has been reduced to posting about deoderant.... when his homeland is being overrun by low-life migrants, pedos, faggots, pikeys and Christ knows what else...... What is TD coming to?...

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    Speed Stick...And sometimes KY...

    Scintillating thread, mate...

    Like you said, topics like this are hot shit...

    Should be in Speakers Corner...Heh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi
    My wingman used to swear that wearing an aftershave called " Joot" would pull the birds. Never worked. I was lied to, Joot would find me love, but Joot lie to me, I start Joot thread how cologne lie.
    I think you mean 'Joop'? I wear it and it lasts ages and works. I used to shag a woman from Sheffield when her husband was on night-shifts. She liked it so much she bought him a bottle.

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    ^ Heh...Yer a bad lad...

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    This thread might rival some of Milkman's better efforts for its galactic-level banality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hick View Post
    Fuck all that shit. Commercial products make my pits either burn or itch.
    Been making my own for some time.


    Corn starch
    Baking soda
    Coconut oil
    Essential oils
    Vitamin E
    An empty container to be filled with your new deodorant

    Deodorant: 4 Steps (with Pictures)

    A Paleo deodorant.

    Actually, I'm gonna look into that stuff...

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue
    stuck in the Bernard Manning era...
    Do you have a Pakistani neighbor?



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    Yee Har!!


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    What I would use if I could find it locally?


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