There's a gentle, seemingly friendly knock at your front door.
You're (rightfully) suspicious.
Stealthy you approach the door and peer though the spy glass.
Shite, Shite, Shite ... it's the Jehovah Witnesses outside.
Just stay quite, breath deeply and silently and they will think no-one is at home and there will just be another copy of the Watchtower to put in the recycle bin.
Little Johnny, the apple of your eye has other ideas and ...
A flappin' and a flailing' he comes running over ...
'Daddy, Daddy ... who's at the front door?
Why don't you open it?
Is it the debt collector ... again?'
On hearing this commotion, there is, again, a gentle rapping at your front door.
Games up ... you're guilty conscious opens the front door, just enough to be partially friendly ... but smart enough to have planted your foot behind it, just in-case they mount an all out assault to enter your premises.
Want this never ending cycle of conversion attempts to end?
Call in a Trump Missile Strike? ... NO
6' high fence ringed with razor wire ... hardly.
ANSWER ... move to Russia.
Jehovah's Witnesses banned by Russian court as 'extremist' organisation, ordered to disband.
Russia's Supreme Court judge Yuri Ivanenko reads the decision in a court room in Moscow.
Russia's Supreme Court has ruled that Jehovah's Witnesses were an "extremist" organisation and must disband and hand over all property to the state.
The religious grouping confirmed the ruling about its "liquidation" in Russia.
Here.