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    Man shoves live eel up his anus to cure constipation, nearly dies


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    Lovely....


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    I hope you are reading this tomcat......

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    such ignorance: gerbils are much more effective...and exciting...

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    Eels are the new black....gerbils are so passe.

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    clothes hangers are passe, eels are repulsive...a gerbil with resolve eagerly seeks the breach...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat
    gerbils are much more effective...and exciting...
    The 'tomcat' sex toy...get yours today!


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    ...smear a little K-Y on its forehead and watch it come alive!...

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    To cure constipation?...Sure...

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    Eel feel that in the morning.

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    From the link: During the operation, they were surprised to find a 50cm long eel swimming around inside him.



    Would love to hear the commentary from that op. Dafuck?????

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    I wonder if he'll elver do it again.

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    of course if he was standing on his head he would be putting an eel down his anus

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    I bet there was a big congergation in the operating theatre for that one.

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    ^ Yeah, they all wanna be the one to throw it on the barbie...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dorch View Post
    of course if he was standing on his head he would be putting an eel down his anus
    Welcome.

    Just like that eel it looks like you'll fit right in.

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    What the fuck would posess someone to do something like this?

    Jayzuz the Chinese are fucked up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slick
    What the fuck would posess someone to do something like this?
    What? Never been constipated?...

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    All together now.......

    When an eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's......... a moray!
    When it swims up your ass because your shit you can't pass, that's ...... a morayyyy!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Slick View Post
    What the fuck would posess someone to do something like this?

    Jayzuz the Chinese are fucked up.
    Yep, but you have to respect his reasoning.

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