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    Makeup

    It's fake attractiveness, like silicon tits. Why does it continue to work wonders?


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    ahh shoot! I thought Lu and Slick had made-up WTF?...

    Or perhaps they are in makeup above.. which one is which??

    Just kidding lads...

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    Do you think that's the same girl Dick? Zoom in and look at only half the face in your screen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immigrunt
    Do you think that's the same girl Dick? Zoom in and look at only half the face in your screen.
    Is this what you do in your free time?

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    Yup, same girl.. same facial structure.. just very skillful application of makeup..

    that.. or they glued Lucy Liu and Utada Hikaru faces together...

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    It's amazing how some chemicals applied to the face can induce a man to want to copulate.

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    ^ A female hand inside my pants has always worked for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna
    A female hand inside my pants has always worked for me.
    As the wise man said....

    "If you want romance, just unzip my pants and watch my love grow for you....."

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    This is real make up or just app?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicethaiza View Post
    This is real make up or just app?
    There are dozens of similar pics on the web. Search before and after make up. Does not matter about the race, works for all if applied skillfully.

    Make up: the process by which ugly girls have a chance at getting laid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg
    Make up: the process by which ugly girls have a chance at getting laid.
    I thought that was beer, not makeup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immigrunt View Post
    It's amazing how some chemicals applied to the face can induce a man to want to copulate.
    Not a gay man.
    I guess that's your angle?


    Just jiving ya.
    Yeah, a don't like overly made-up chicks. Tastes bad if nothing else, but more importantly is fake, a facade.

    Reminds me of the Chinese guy (Arab guy? I forget) who sued for divorce after his kids all came out ugly and he discovered his wife had had plastic surgery.
    No, the Arab guy story was he wed her, bedded her, then saw her without makeup the next morning and was horrified. Can't say I blame him.

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    ^^Combine the two and there's no chance of escape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983 View Post
    Yup, same girl.. same facial structure.. just very skillful application of makeup..
    and a contact lens.

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    FFS get a life..................

    This plastic, fake, photo-shopped, biologically engineered, false information, lying CEOS, politicians, bankers, insurers, war mongering sycophants, trash reality TV, X factor has beens, wannabees, 15 minutes of fame, talentless, pointless, inane excretia are what we now seem to have.

    Fuck 'em all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjack101
    Fuck 'em all.
    I think that's the aim, CJ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjack101
    Fuck 'em all.
    I think that's the aim, CJ.



    Well said.

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    Big bucks biz.

    According to the latest market research from Lucintel, rising consumer incomes and changing lifestyles are driving the global beauty care products industry, which is forecasted to reach around $265 billion by 2017.

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    100% modern day narcissism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norton View Post
    Big bucks biz.

    According to the latest market research from Lucintel, rising consumer incomes and changing lifestyles are driving the global beauty care products industry, which is forecasted to reach around $265 billion by 2017.
    That sounds a bit low.
    I base that guess on the seaweed industry figures. My son is a marine biologist and is currently researching a particular seaweed that is farmed solely for the cosmetic industry and that is a multi billion dollar industry in itself. As a raw material, and only used in a small sector of the cosmetic industry, I think that indicates a much greater cosmetic market than a couple of hundred billion.
    Pure conjecture.

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    I heard a lot about girls used app to make up their face and post in some where...maybe webdate or FB or anywhere...then after have date to guys...so pics and real not the same...lol...but about real make up I am not sure if it can change too much...

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    Ugly girls on dating sites usually pull funny faces or gurning to hide their real ugliness.

    Taking photos of their faces at certain angles also stops a double chin from showing.

    Or many photoshop a cats nose and whiskers on their faces too.

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    Nothing wrong with pussy photos.

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    Everyone beautyful for someone I guess...

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    Isn't this sort of thing like buying a used car? Metaphorically speaking.

    One just has to use a mental magnet to find the hidden plastic or use ones eyes to notice flaws in the bodywork.

    There is always the 7-Eleven test.

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