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    Ass Sponge

    Whilst living in Thailand I had the misfortune to meet a rather obese American from Kentucky who carried around a sponge in his pocket for wiping his azz after taking a dump.

    He claimed that he had picked this up from Asians who lived in America Koreans, Thais and Cambodians or so he claimed.

    I was rather disturbed by the fact that this man kept a sponge in his pocket that had been used for cleansing himself.

    The fact that the sponge was dry in his pocket also concerned me. I was unsure if he wet it before going to the toilet or afterwards. It must have meant that he had to at some point put it damp into his pocket.

    Have you ever heard of anybody else doing this?

    What is worse is I also remember him wiping his forehead with when he used to sit and sweat in his unairconned office.

    A piece of foamy sponge much like one of those yellow scourers but it didn't have any souring bit on it for obvious reasons.



    Something like that.

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    One year I was running a Marathon (42K) on Guam. About half way through the race I got a horrible case of the runs. During these races they pass out sponges to cool you down. I had a different idea as I hid behind a power pole squirted my load. The one and only time I ever used an ass sponge.

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    I think I might have met the same guy.

    Was his name Robert Squarepants ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thetyim
    I think I might have met the same guy.

    Was his name Robert Squarepants ?
    Oh dear... I laughed so hard at that I just about pissed and shat myself!!!

    And here's me at my PC with not a sponge in sight!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    Whilst living in Thailand I had the misfortune to meet a rather obese American from Kentucky who carried around a sponge in his pocket for wiping his azz after taking a dump.

    He claimed that he had picked this up from Asians who lived in America Koreans, Thais and Cambodians or so he claimed.

    I was rather disturbed by the fact that this man kept a sponge in his pocket that had been used for cleansing himself.

    The fact that the sponge was dry in his pocket also concerned me. I was unsure if he wet it before going to the toilet or afterwards. It must have meant that he had to at some point put it damp into his pocket.

    Have you ever heard of anybody else doing this?
    Just another reason why I consider most - not all - expats in South East Asia to be losers who I never want to meet.

    But I do appreciate the good people that I do meet, and become friends.

    Spongers, need not apply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkman
    Spongers, need not apply.
    Damn. If I'd only known....

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    i hope there was no little brown nuggets on that sponge or it would of been quite disturbing.

    anyway i think he is a dirty blighter for carrying it around in his pocket.

    jeez. had to be american

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57
    i think he is a dirty blighter for carrying it around in his pocket.
    Indeed. I tossed mine into the boonies as soon as it had served its function.

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    He used to mop the fucking sweat on his brow with it.

    Fuck carrying it in his pocket.

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    I assume you didn't know this guy very well, so how, exactly, did the conversation get around to arse sponges?

    (why the fek does ff underline arse as if, I've spelt it wrong, I've got the British English dictionary installed)

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    He used to mop the fucking sweat on his brow with it.

    Fuck carrying it in his pocket.



    you should of had him executed for being a health hazard to the rest of the human population.

    an unsuspecting human being may well of got bird flu from the muppet.

    jeez

    i suppose he was a fat smelly smeg covered bastard as well.?

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    He had a sponge in his pocket and he took it out to mop his brow

    I asked him why he kept a sponge in his pocket and he explained it in great detail

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57
    you should of had him executed for being a health hazard to the rest of the human population. an unsuspecting human being may well of got bird flu from the muppet. jeez i suppose he was a fat smelly smeg covered bastard as well.?
    300 odd pounds of fat bastard. His wife said he used to be 400+ but lost some weight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkman
    Just another reason why I consider most - not all - expats in South East Asia to be losers who I never want to meet.
    Yes I dont think I would like to meet people with carrots shoved up there ass



    And no ass sponge here
    Last edited by Rigger; 24-08-2007 at 11:20 PM.

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    never heard of it before.

    why the fukc would he wipe his face with something he used to wipe his ass with?? sounds disabled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NickA
    (why the fek does ff underline arse as if, I've spelt it wrong, I've got the British English dictionary installed)
    It works for me. Have you actually got the Proper English dictionary selected? You know you can add the word if you need to.

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    The Romans used to use a sponge on a stick.

    End of history lesson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Burr View Post
    The Romans used to use a sponge on a stick.

    End of history lesson.
    And they used to share it.

    But they didn't carry it around in their pocket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite and definitely not Sir Burr who would never say such a thing.
    Have you actually got the Proper English dictionary selected?
    It says British English Dictionary 1.19, I will look to see if there are any different ones...
    Last edited by NickA; 25-08-2007 at 08:55 AM.

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    arse has now been added to my dictionary.

    fuck turd **** shit shite **** twat dick prick slag

    I had to add twat and shite as well

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    ^^
    I never said that......

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Basket Weaver View Post
    never heard of it before.

    why the fukc would he wipe his face with something he used to wipe his ass with?? sounds disabled.

    maybe he was a mod from TV.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Burr
    The Romans used to use a sponge on a stick.
    Yes I read that in a couple of places. They soaked the sponge in vinegar and then wiped they arse with it.

    It would appear that the same sponge may have been used to torment certain individuals on the receiving end of an Easter crucifiction

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    This thread is disgusting.
    Wiping your brow with an ass sponge!!!!!!

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    ^

    could be worse i suppose, the sick blighter could of used it to wash his dishes.

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