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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57
    why dont you bring a bum gun back from los and install it in your dunny,? i done that years ago and its been bloody brilliant.
    I brought one back ages ago and it is still in its packet. I have never been arsed to plumb it in. I live in rental so I have to apply in writing to do stuff. I don't want to have to explain the detailed working of a bum gun to a frowning real estate agent.

    I have got a new theory on this sponge thing:
    The sponge doesnt actually make contact with the ring.
    It all makes sense now because I remember being puzzled when confronted with a Thai public lav containing no paper, only a big bowl of water and perplexingly no ladel for pouring down the back of your arse crack. I tried splashing using one hand as pathetic cup. If I had had a sponge I could have soaked up a good blob of water and then squeezed it out above the crack so it ran down over the ring. Its really a portable cup not a scrubber. Thats why it is OK for mopping your brow.

    N.B. Dribbling water from a sponge would only work as a substitute for an actual wipe if you were suffering from the runs which I often am in SEA. Anything of a more substantial consistency would need some wiping action. If the guy really was wiping and then reusing then that is still pretty gross.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chinthee
    since they have soiled schoolgirl panties in vending machines,
    Do they do mail order? Just for a friend, like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chinthee
    Bukkake cafe culture
    it would be smart to be drinking unsweetened black coffee in those cafes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whiteshiva
    If he had told you he carried toilet paper with him, would you then just have taken it for granted it was "re-cycled"?
    It wasn't r ecycled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chinthee
    The best way to have your ring polished is by tongue.
    Meant to say...

    I had a bird from Mongolia a couple of years back. Overseas student. She is the only woman I have ever met who, without suggestion or prompting of a financial or any other kind, has voluntarily put tongue to ass. Good on her. She told me Ulan Bator is chocka with skanks. Anybody ever been?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chinthee
    The best way to have your ring polished is by tongue.
    Meant to say...

    I had a bird from Mongolia a couple of years back. Overseas student. She is the only woman I have ever met who, without suggestion or prompting of a financial or any other kind, has voluntarily put tongue to ass. Good on her. She told me Ulan Bator is chocka with skanks. Anybody ever been?
    I've been extensively through the Russian Far East and close to Mongolia, all the ex-USSR republics. I could tell you stories, my God...

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    I've been extensively through the Russian Far East and close to Mongolia, all the ex-USSR republics. I could tell you stories, my God...[/quote]


    I'm all ears.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldboy
    I could tell you stories, my God...
    Sorry, God is not a member here so you will just have to tell us.
    With pictures please

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    Quote Originally Posted by chinthee
    I've been extensively through the Russian Far East and close to Mongolia, all the ex-USSR republics. I could tell you stories, my God...
    You have stories about ass sponges? Bring them on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chinthee
    I've been extensively through the Russian Far East and close to Mongolia, all the ex-USSR republics. I could tell you stories, my God...
    You have stories about ass sponges? Bring them on.
    What's wrong with ass sponges or ass licking, or camels in your garden?



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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57
    anyway i think he is a dirty blighter for carrying it around in his pocket.
    not much different from a plonker who has a guy licking a microphone for his av...

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    Quote Originally Posted by klongmaster View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by terry57
    anyway i think he is a dirty blighter for carrying it around in his pocket.
    not much different from a plonker who has a guy licking a microphone for his av...


    JEEZ mate, that quote was way back in the piece. took you a while to dig that out .

    impress me and have a crack who the microphone licker is. ?

    and its not micheal jackson, as you have him bunged up at your place licking your arse you poove.

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    Glad to see this is still on topic.

    I am going to test out an ass sponge in the comfort of my own home. I have a spare pair of shorts that I will wear to see how much is soaked into ones pocket after wringing it out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    Glad to see this is still on topic.

    I am going to test out an ass sponge in the comfort of my own home. I have a spare pair of shorts that I will wear to see how much is soaked into ones pocket after wringing it out.
    Hold on a second. Let's walk thru the mechanics of this. If you're a man, and you drip from the top of the crack, and sort of bend backwards, I guess, wouldn't any waste drip all over your balls?

    For women, the result could be even more distasteful (pun intended)

    I still say, use it directly on the rim, and on the brow, but rinse first.

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    TOXIC ZOMBIES (1980)
    aka BLOODEATERS

    Directed by Charles McCrann
    Videatrics Home Video VHS
    Reviewed 05.04.06
    THE FILM
    Here's a philosophical situation for you. You're walking in the woods. There's a naked girl with a yellow janitor's bucket. She's giving herself a rubdown with a dirty-ass sponge. Coincidence? Or something more powerful? Toxic Zombies has invited you to ponder this curious set of circumstances. Grab a sponge.

    Some days, it just doesn't pay to harvest dope. Ask the group of twenty-something hippies in Toxic Zombies aka Bloodeaters. In a remote wilderness area, our six grody peaceniks are topping off a marijuana haul that'll have them "set for a year!" Federal agents sniff out the kids and sadness strikes. The government knows a good thing when they see it. Under the leadership of John "Martin" Amplas, good ol' Uncle Sam crop-dusts the area with an experimental drug called Dromax. Call in the gore! Hippies morph into progressive cannibal zombies (with machete proficiency) and people run. Now, we can take it one step deeper.

    Population is key. The threadbare plot of Toxic Zombies is nothing on its own. In fact, the film might even get dead boring at times...if it wasn't for the inhumanly ridiculous characters. A nerdy couple tear each other's shirts to shreds before calmly doing it for the umpteenth time. A comic relief brother tells humdinger Polish jokes. A cowardly father (aren't they all?) gives his "touched" son a dose of hard love: "Even if he is retarded, he's got to learn to get along in this world." So true. And what about that son of his? He's either mentally challenged or constantly receiving a great massage. You tell me.

    Back on the surface, Toxic Zombies does it all. Charles McCrann, a one-timer director and sadly, victim of the 9/11 attacks, presents the film with a flurry of handheld shakes, surreal gore, and pretty much one location (the woods). The soundtrack manages to snitch all the best parts from Halloween, Zombie, and Jaws, then shove them together on a rusty four track via the keys of a buzzy synth. The make-up effects fly straight out of an Avon gift bag and insects are everywhere. The Curse of the Screaming Dead has met its master and Screen Scaries didn't lie. Catch my drift?

    As for the girl with the yellow bucket...I'm still trying to figure that one out.

    AUDIO AND VIDEO
    No disappointments. The print is slightly dirty, but bright and stable for the most part. On a related note, this extremely rare Videatrics Home Video (huh?!) release is said to be the only uncut version of Toxic Zombies ever to appear on home video. I can't confirm, but the cheap goop sure does flow.

    EXTRAS
    Dirty-ass sponge not included.

    FINAL THOUGHTS
    The crazies are out tonight. Toxic Zombies might catch you napping from time to time, but there's no shortage of cheap, unhinged fun. So, who's got a good Polish joke for me?

    Thanks to Eric Robitaille for providing a copy of this film!
    Hmm the case deepens

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    assponge 3 up, 2 down
    Sponge on a stick used to clean the butt.
    bring me the assponge leroy!

    tags ass sponge butt asshole toilet paper
    by jedy assville Nov 17, 2005 email it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chinthee
    The best way to have your ring polished is by tongue.
    Meant to say...

    I had a bird from Mongolia a couple of years back. Overseas student. She is the only woman I have ever met who, without suggestion or prompting of a financial or any other kind, has voluntarily put tongue to ass. Good on her. She told me Ulan Bator is chocka with skanks. Anybody ever been?
    It wasn't her was it?


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    ^ Is she a Mongol and has she licked you ring?

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    Here's one of the cuties who did me recently.


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    She looks familiar.

    I have just tested out my ass sponge and even gave my brow a wipe. I can have poo scented sweat dripping off my forehead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chinthee
    The best way to have your ring polished is by tongue.
    Meant to say...

    I had a bird from Mongolia a couple of years back. Overseas student. She is the only woman I have ever met who, without suggestion or prompting of a financial or any other kind, has voluntarily put tongue to ass. Good on her. She told me Ulan Bator is chocka with skanks. Anybody ever been?
    It wasn't her was it?


    if this girl has been licking loopers arse there's no way i'll be trying to crack on to her.

    some of you guys are fuking sick fuks.

    jeez.

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    Your telling me you have never kissed a bird that has a bit of a flick of your ring?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chinthee View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    Glad to see this is still on topic.

    I am going to test out an ass sponge in the comfort of my own home. I have a spare pair of shorts that I will wear to see how much is soaked into ones pocket after wringing it out.
    Hold on a second. Let's walk thru the mechanics of this. If you're a man, and you drip from the top of the crack, and sort of bend backwards, I guess, wouldn't any waste drip all over your balls?

    For women, the result could be even more distasteful (pun intended)

    I still say, use it directly on the rim, and on the brow, but rinse first.

    jeez,

    its all bullshit mate, as if you squeeze the water from the sponge down the crack of your arse your going to have shit and all sorts of stuff landing on your nurry sack.

    still recon that dirty bastard wipes his arse with the sponge and then bungs it back in his pocket.

    thats bloody discusting and the health department should get on to that blighter.

    anyway, i'll put ten quid on him being a pom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    Your telling me you have never kissed a bird that has a bit of a flick of your ring?
    well i did have this girl that done that to me, but i was'nt to impressed about kissing her afterwards.

    sort of fuked me up phycologically.

    i give her the arse after that.

    anyway whats this got to do with this guy and his arse sponge.

    jeez.

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    You were the one who brought up kissing shitty lipped women,

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