Thread: Ass Sponge

Originally Posted by Looper

Originally Posted by Sir Burr

Doesn't the cologne sting your ring-piece?

They're sold as 'babywipes' because they use some kind of mild soapy stuff and it says alcohol free. There is a picture of a smiling baby on the cover for reassurance. I think if it had alcohol based colgne in it then it would be different story. Probably a picture of a red faced screamer with tears streaming.

Originally Posted by chinthee

The best way to have your ring polished is by tongue.

The toilets in Tokyo are impressive. I was scared I was going to get electrocuted by all the buttons and flashing lights. Surpised they don't have an animatronics tongueing feature option.

I've spent a lot of time in Japan, and I would be surprised if they don't already have that feature, since they have soiled schoolgirl panties in vending machines, female/male robots with working anatomy and just about every other sick thing you can imagine to do with repressed sexuality.

Originally Posted by chinthee

The best way to have your ring polished is by tongue.

mmm, reminds me of terrys new avatar.

Originally Posted by The Basket Weaver

Originally Posted by chinthee

The best way to have your ring polished is by tongue.

mmm, reminds me of terrys new avatar.

Do you mean hmmm? If you mean mmmm, are you German?

Germans and Japanese have a lot in common. Bukkake cafe culture; anal fixation., um what else?... This should get me a good TONGUE LASHING by any German or Japanese members.

^ no and no. the mmm had the meaning of recognition...

You can buy those electric toilets here.

I have a plug socket next to my toilet for one

^
Mind you dont piss on it

Originally Posted by The Basket Weaver

Originally Posted by chinthee

The best way to have your ring polished is by tongue.

mmm, reminds me of terrys new avatar.

glad you like it mate.

try and guess who it is. ? check out the back ground.

if you get it right frank will give you a " blow job ".

no, im not frank.

Originally Posted by Looper

Originally Posted by chinthee

Just for one moment of seriousness. Whenever I travel, I carry those small "handywipes" moist towlettes with me. Fresh as a daisy always.

In farangland there is no bumhose and, as most of you know, once you go Asian there's no going back, so as a workaround I use a moist towlette thingy too as a grand finale improvement to the generally unsatisfying western paper-based ceremony.

I have never been tempted to put the soiled towlette in my pocket and let it dry out for a second use later though.

why dont you bring a bum gun back from los and install it in your dunny,?

i done that years ago and its been bloody brilliant.

^ looks a bit like axl rose

^
you are spot on the money mate and i salute you.

ok then, frank will be around in 5 minutes to give you your well deserved blow job.

on ya bike frank and get around there.

i'll bet axle dont use no arse sponge.

Originally Posted by terry57

^
you are spot on the money mate and i salute you.

ok then, frank will be around in 5 minutes to give you your well deserved blow job.

on ya bike frank and get around there.

I hope you ain't talkin' to me homey, cause just because I'm Frankie Shinawatra, I'll see you in cement overshoes and you be swimmin' wi' da fishes before I give any skull.

^

no mate im not talking about you, so you can chill.

im talking about friscofrankie or whatever his name is ?

only jokin frank so dont get to fukin sad, ok.

on second thought i might send " steven " over to suck the basket weavers cock, as he would love that.

what do you recon mate, is steven ok for you ?

Originally Posted by terry57

on second thought i might send " steven " over to suck the basket weavers cock, as he would love that.

what do you recon mate, is steven ok for you ?

Originally Posted by terry57

on second thought i might send " steven " over to suck the basket weavers cock, as he would love that.

what do you recon mate, is steven ok for you ?

problem is, i think he might enjoy it too much.
him, not me.

Originally Posted by The Basket Weaver

Originally Posted by terry57

on second thought i might send " steven " over to suck the basket weavers cock, as he would love that.

what do you recon mate, is steven ok for you ?

problem is, i think he might enjoy it too much.
him, not me.

just lay back and think of england , keep your eyes closed and ask no questions.

works for "steven"

Originally Posted by November Rain

Originally Posted by The Basket Weaver

^ looks a bit like axl rose

What are you on about? Looks a bit like Axl Rose? In what incarnation would that be? Looks more like Buggles - Video killed the radio star...

Axl Rose... Hmmmmph!

yeh I confess to playing dumb. I knew it was him

/edit
just saw november rains edit

Originally Posted by terry57

Originally Posted by The Basket Weaver

Originally Posted by terry57

on second thought i might send " steven " over to suck the basket weavers cock, as he would love that.

what do you recon mate, is steven ok for you ?

problem is, i think he might enjoy it too much.
him, not me.

just lay back and think of england , keep your eyes closed and ask no questions.

works for "steven"

sounds like he taught you well.

^

he wanted to shag me, but i sent him your way.

Maybe there is a market for ass sponges for BG's. It surely would be a good way to quickly make sure it's all polished off and ready to go.

I know for a fact that the bar-girls in Pattaya push sponges up their twats 'when the painters are in'. It's also done by porn starlets as it saves them being 'up on blocks' for the week. So having one just to clean ones nipsie is that bad really.