View Poll Results: Have you have had or used an ass sponge

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    ... or to polish the plaque stains from his teeth.

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    ^
    or add a few more stains to his dentures.

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    ^I'm glad I haven't eaten breakfast yet!

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    ... or pick out the corn and the nuggets from the sponge for a quick, easy, inexpensive snack.

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    not a bad idea as a cheap storage method is it.

    that bastard might be smarter than all us fellas put together.

    i knew he had another angle on the old " wipe the arse with a sponge trick."

    and thats why he puts it in his pocket so no other bugger can steal his tucker.

    nice fuking work mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl
    This thread is disgusting. Wiping your brow with an ass sponge!!!!!!
    Does that mean you have one but don't use it for wiping your forehead?

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    I had one in Hong Kong, well - it was just a kitchen sponge with the green scourer on one side and I kept it in the bathroom for emergencies when there was no shit rag and used the other side for you know what, but I ran it under hot tap first.
    "I'm an outsider by choice, but not truly. It's the unpleasantness of the system that keeps me out. I'd rather be in, in a good system. That's where my discontent comes from: being forced to choose to stay outside.
    My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place."

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    I've been carrying the same one in my back pocket for years, handy in airports for your brow or ass. It's my lucky sponge so I'm reluctant to change.

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    ^^

    a bit too much information scamp,

    jeez, some guys on this forum are a worry.

    anyway, how did the green bit go when its scrapped your nurry sack.?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chinthee View Post
    I've been carrying the same one in my back pocket for years, handy in airports for your brow or ass. It's my lucky sponge so I'm reluctant to change.
    oh, and I thought they were just freckles

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    well they are mate, just not the sort that grows on ones face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    anyway, how did the green bit go when its scrapped your nurry sack.?
    i heard it ripped half his scrotum off ...

    tragic

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    A sponge for wiping your arse AND your brow. Why didn't I think of that!I'm off down the shops pronto. See you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thetyim View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Burr
    The Romans used to use a sponge on a stick.
    Yes I read that in a couple of places. They soaked the sponge in vinegar and then wiped they arse with it.
    Same method was used as an 'after-intercourse' method of contraception by ladies of the night (obviously put somewhere other than the arse). Really hope these weren't communal sponges to be used when & where users saw fit.:ugh1:

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    Just for one moment of seriousness. Whenever I travel, I carry those small "handywipes" moist towlettes with me. Fresh as a daisy always. But, assuming the OP wasn't winding us up, I've love to meet that real sponge man, but not shake his hand.

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    ^^ Or mop his brow!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chinthee
    Just for one moment of seriousness. Whenever I travel, I carry those small "handywipes" moist towlettes with me. Fresh as a daisy always.
    In farangland there is no bumhose and, as most of you know, once you go Asian there's no going back, so as a workaround I use a moist towlette thingy too as a grand finale improvement to the generally unsatisfying western paper-based ceremony.

    I have never been tempted to put the soiled towlette in my pocket and let it dry out for a second use later though.

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    Ah

    We would call that an flannel. You use an ass flannel. interesting. Would you consider trying a sponge and comparing them?

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    ^ a sponge is used for soaking up things. Its hardly appropriate for the normal standard shit.

    Its only practical use is mopping up some sort of sloppy shit explosion. ughh

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    I presume it's used for the polishing at the end. I've never tried it myself.

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    I wonder whats in the other pocket...

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    I think flannel and sponge are in the reusable category of possible backside maintenance accessories.

    I don't really want to use anything more than once for polishing my ring. TP is too dry but towlettes from those little plastic packets fit the groove.

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    Doesn't the cologne sting your ring-piece?

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    The best way to have your ring polished is by tongue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Burr
    Doesn't the cologne sting your ring-piece?
    They're sold as 'babywipes' because they use some kind of mild soapy stuff and it says alcohol free. There is a picture of a smiling baby on the cover for reassurance. I think if it had alcohol based colgne in it then it would be different story. Probably a picture of a red faced screamer with tears streaming.

    Quote Originally Posted by chinthee
    The best way to have your ring polished is by tongue.
    The toilets in Tokyo are impressive. I was scared I was going to get electrocuted by all the buttons and flashing lights. Surpised they don't have an animatronics tongueing feature option.

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