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Which label have you chosen for yourself?
Gotta label yourself something.
I am a Satanic Rooster Worshiper currently impersonating a devotee of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
How about you? :)
The Flying Spaghetti Monster will not be pleased. He knows when you're being insincere and He does not take kindly to interlopers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Umbuku
Repent your sin now and touch His noodly-appendages or forever burn in the fires of Hell!
I was a Christian once, but after reading Scampy's posts I've decided to worship my feces instead. Fits right in with my morning routine.
My pet humonculous rooster Gilbert keeps his noodly appendages at bay so he is none the wiser you poor fool.
Soon all will know the power and majesty of our lord and master.
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:dev+ang:
You have greatly displeased Him, the one true God, with your worshipping of false idols Umbuku.Quote:
Originally Posted by Umbuku
I offer you this once last chance in His glorious name to touch His noodly-appendages and be forgiven:
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Don't say you weren't warned! He will strike you down with lightning*
*Although this may merely seem to you like one of the light-bulbs in your living room burning out. He works in mysterious, and seemingly odd, ways!!
There was nothing in the fine print about being struck down by lightning when I signed up. :zx11pissed:
I'm only in it for the beer volcano in the afterlife and the free meatballs.:gost:
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