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    Most bizarre sexual encounter

    Mine was with a fairly attractive 20 year old ABAC student 2.5 years ago, nothing financially based. It was arranged over bangkokchat. She had a similar interest in doing something unusual. Anyway, after chatting on the net for a few evenings, I invited her to my place, she let herself in and undressed whilst I waited in the bathroom, and then lay on my bed naked, legs open. I came in and crawled over her, and the first physical contact we made was my cock against her pussy lips. No need to say what happened next. We never met or spoke again afterwards, which was part of the agreement.

    Kind of dumb and weird and risky, but strangely satisfying too.

    Over to you.

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    smeg, what was your user name on bkkchat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg View Post
    nothing financially based.
    I've never had a sexual experience that wasn't, in some way, "financially based".

    Must try one of those car park things one day

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    Quote Originally Posted by William
    I've never had a sexual experience that wasn't, in some way, "financially based".
    That's because you're a lawyer, you wont screw anybody without renumeration. Boom tish!!!

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    Right... over to the Welsh, Kiwi & Aussie membership.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by William
    I've never had a sexual experience that wasn't, in some way, "financially based".
    That's because you're a lawyer, you wont screw anybody without renumeration. Boom tish!!!
    I take deep offense to this! I don't screw, I solicit

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    Quote Originally Posted by William
    I take deep offense to this! I don't screw, I solicit
    On street corners? Lawyers and their bloody sematics!


    By the way, haven't had a chance to look into that thing that guy was asking about yet. Should do shortly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by William View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by William
    I've never had a sexual experience that wasn't, in some way, "financially based".
    That's because you're a lawyer, you wont screw anybody without renumeration. Boom tish!!!
    I take deep offense to this! I don't screw, I solicit
    I doubt you do that in Thailand, cos that would be illegal as it's a reserved occupation. I assume according to your work permit you 'manage' or 'consult'?
    You, sir, are a God among men....
    Short Men, who aren't terribly bright....
    More like dwarves with learning disabilities....
    You are a God among Dwarves With Learning Disabilities.

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    ^I don't think you can "consult" since the Oct '06 changes.

    EDIT: but to answer the question, I "advise"

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    Quote Originally Posted by William View Post
    ^I don't think you can "consult" since the Oct '06 changes.

    EDIT: but to answer the question, I "advise"
    Close enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by William
    EDIT: but to answer the question, I "advise"
    You do? Personally I prefer just simply sitting there and looking all smug like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gerbil View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by William View Post
    ^I don't think you can "consult" since the Oct '06 changes.

    EDIT: but to answer the question, I "advise"
    Close enough.
    yes, but unfortunately I'm not advising on the best place to get identically twin sisters in bed with me, but rather on how can I buy land in Thailand.

    As to the OP, the Aussie bar in PP used to do a 7 girl special. By the time I had picked up the courage to try it, they had taken it off the menu. So never tried that. Guess these days it's all toothless women in there anyhow

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by William
    EDIT: but to answer the question, I "advise"
    You do? Personally I prefer just simply sitting there and looking all smug like.
    No, that's just what the WP says. In reality I tell them *usually to fuck off and leave me alone!*

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    smeg, what was your user name on bkkchat?
    I can't remember, but that system just required making one up every time, not a regesting type thing.

    It wouldn't surprise me if one or two of the girls I chatted to were you on a bored evening

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    naaa, maigo6 was the main one for pretending to be a girl, I sometimes went in with a couple of niks at the same time, 14yroldThaiGirl and RoyalThaiPolice, the girl one would get loads of privates straight away, then I would private them with the police one and copy and paste their shite back to them, all good fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    14yroldThaiGirl and RoyalThaiPolice, the girl one would get loads of privates straight away, then I would private them with the police one and copy and paste their shite back to them, all good fun
    The police actually do that back in the UK, i.e. pretend to be kids to catch groomer paedos. Really really sad stuff.

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    ^so do parents. And I don't think it's sad, Nail the Bastard

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    I meant sad that it has to be done at all.

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    Amyl nitrate, candlewax and a school uniform with my ex, Vikki, Hemel Hempstead UK circa 1998.

    I had the best sex of my life with that woman....Unfortunately so did several other guys and two of my mates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg View Post
    I meant sad that it has to be done at all.
    OK, sorry

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    Second most bizarre encounter

    Losing my virginity. When I was 16 I fixed up my best mate of many years with a girl I'd met at college for the dumbarse reason that I thought she looked like a female version of him. I introduced them to each other one evening and we spent a few hours together at my parents place getting drunk. Then my mate had to head home but the girl hung around and we ended up shagging. Fuck knows how because I didn't even like her that way.

    Several years later, she married my best mate. I never confessed and I guess she didn't either.

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    I ate too much much dope cake once and had a shag with this good looking bird and just as I blew my bolt I let rip this great big fart and with every shot there after another huge fart escaped from my ass. That was pretty bizarre

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg View Post
    Mine was with a fairly attractive 20 year old ABAC student 2.5 years ago, nothing financially based. It was arranged over bangkokchat. She had a similar interest in doing something unusual. Anyway, after chatting on the net for a few evenings, I invited her to my place, she let herself in and undressed whilst I waited in the bathroom, and then lay on my bed naked, legs open. I came in and crawled over her, and the first physical contact we made was my cock against her pussy lips. No need to say what happened next. We never met or spoke again afterwards, which was part of the agreement.

    Kind of dumb and weird and risky, but strangely satisfying too.

    Over to you.
    So....you lost your virginity in Thailand, from the internet, some times in your early 20s.

    Congrats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    I had the best sex of my life with that woman....Unfortunately so did several other guys and two of my mates.
    I believe I have the video.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg View Post
    I came in and crawled over her, and the first physical contact we made was my cock against her pussy lips..
    Were you erect?

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