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    My biology teacher was a bit freaky too

    he used his body to demonstrate to the class that we are related to animals, evolution and all that

    he had 6 nipples, like a cat or something, down his body

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiamCutie
    sure KK, that's what they tell you!!
    Two of thw worst shags I've had were with virgins....I'd rather have someone else do the popping and training etc.

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    come on KK, a virgin is difficult to get into, hurt for her and can be quite bloody

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    You tell him SC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
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    I think it's highly unlikely that intercourse would be easy with a true virgin KK.
    Well with tampons and such I don't know (horse riders etc.), but you may well be right....I think I've shagged two virgins and they both hated it and one cried (saying that I had one bird who just laughed when she was shagging....I don't know what's more off putting).....I thought it was just me mate
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    oh dear KK, a laugh can be a bit offputting!!

    make you droopy?

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    I can catagorically say if they've manged to ride a horse, there should be no problem accomodating any of us lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiamCutie
    come on KK, a virgin is difficult to get into, hurt for her and can be quite bloody
    Well yeah with Thai birds being quite small and that fair enough. I also have a miniscule penis, so please do bear that in mind. I'd say a lot of the UK bird would barely blink And the hymen is often broken naturally so no blood either

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiamCutie
    oh dear KK, a laugh can be a bit offputting!!

    make you droopy?
    Well lets just say I couldn't really get into it too good

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    I was under the impression that with today's lifestyle a lot of womens' hymens (is that right?) break without intercourse???
    Yes I believe they don't make hymens like the used to. No more do you need to put a little tear in with a knitting needle before doing the dirty deed.

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    Not getting in could have been vaginiitisis where there vagina clamps up in fear.

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    The one that cried did have TSS so had never used a tampon.

    Had another g/f once whose pussy was too small....couldn't get any penises (plural peni?) up there at all, well nice though she was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kenkannif
    The one that cried did have TSS so had never used a tampon.

    Had another g/f once whose pussy was too small....couldn't get any penises (plural peni?) up there at all, well nice though she was.
    It's not easy getting 2 penises into a pussy KK.
    Why didn't one of you go the back door?

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    i maeeried a farang b4 = y would i want 2 fuck up again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    I can catagorically say if they've manged to ride a horse, there should be no problem accomodating any of us lot.
    A segue from marrying bar girls to this statement?
    I haven't read this thread since it was a one pager. Any wonder I never go to the other channel anymore? This board has got to have the most interestng collection of nutcases it hs ever been my privilage to associate with.
    OK, back to page two...
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    Thanks FriscoFannie - Makes me feel special - now where is my kitting needle I am off to pop some hymens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quirrel
    now where is my kitting needle I am off to pop some hymens.
    I always wondered what a kitting needle was for..

    Cheers Q.

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    Ok it all seems perfectly normal to me now.
    Seesm tis coversation crops up on boards in bars r on the balcony over a few brews. Would you marry a bar girl? how do I find a good Thai lady to marry?
    Bar girl, shop girl, the hooker in the alley, every goddam one of 'em Thai English or U.S.-tizen can be the best or worst ecperience of your life. After a certain number of years on this planet it's expected that you've learned how to separate the trustworthy from the scumbags. if you haven't, you need more help than this forum can provide.
    Ladies that choose the bargirl route out of poverty usually end up enjoying their work and like hanging out in bars socializig with their friends and flirtin' with the boys. Once they find a man they admire and respect (love) they may never have sex with another man or short-change him monetarily but she will most likely still wanna party. If he's some retired electrician from Columbus Ohio, frsh from a divorce, likes coming home and sittng in front of the telly for a nights entertainment; he probably is too lazy to take the time to find a liek minded lass. This feller's gonna go to the bar sit on a stool and when some lithe, coomely things whispers those three words he's longing to hear, "Pay Bar for me?" he's gonna shack up for a week, get married and lose his shirt.
    Fuck 'im, he had it comin' maybe a higher percentage of bargirls are on the hunt for easy money and think fleecing the farang is an honorable profession. BUT, there are ladies with that attitude in every walk of life. Find someone you want to be with, be with them if works then who gives a flyin' fuck what it is they did to make a livin'?
    And if you're a beer-swillin' whore-mongerin' knobby-kneed slobberin'drunk marry the first sleaze-bag that'll have ya, you two deserve each other. Of course it's true love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by friscofrankie
    Ok it all seems perfectly normal to me now.
    Seesm tis coversation crops up on boards in bars r on the balcony over a few brews. Would you marry a bar girl? how do I find a good Thai lady to marry?
    Bar girl, shop girl, the hooker in the alley, every goddam one of 'em Thai English or U.S.-tizen can be the best or worst ecperience of your life. After a certain number of years on this planet it's expected that you've learned how to separate the trustworthy from the scumbags. if you haven't, you need more help than this forum can provide.
    Ladies that choose the bargirl route out of poverty usually end up enjoying their work and like hanging out in bars socializig with their friends and flirtin' with the boys. Once they find a man they admire and respect (love) they may never have sex with another man or short-change him monetarily but she will most likely still wanna party. If he's some retired electrician from Columbus Ohio, frsh from a divorce, likes coming home and sittng in front of the telly for a nights entertainment; he probably is too lazy to take the time to find a liek minded lass. This feller's gonna go to the bar sit on a stool and when some lithe, coomely things whispers those three words he's longing to hear, "Pay Bar for me?" he's gonna shack up for a week, get married and lose his shirt.
    Fuck 'im, he had it comin' maybe a higher percentage of bargirls are on the hunt for easy money and think fleecing the farang is an honorable profession. BUT, there are ladies with that attitude in every walk of life. Find someone you want to be with, be with them if works then who gives a flyin' fuck what it is they did to make a livin'?
    And if you're a beer-swillin' whore-mongerin' knobby-kneed slobberin'drunk marry the first sleaze-bag that'll have ya, you two deserve each other. Of course it's true love.
    I love a poster that counts!!!!!

    And Frankie you sure do count. Don't know if I agree with the sentiment.
    Certainly the retired or semi ret. guys, who are divorced and come over here to find a wife because their mate's have got one and they're having the time of their lives, drinking and whorin' and partying every night, are the most likely candidates for problems.
    Lack of interest in the culture, let alone respect must destroy many relationships.

    Anyway, you've described me to a tee so I'm off to find the first sleaze-bag that'll have me...........(What again??).
    Ain't love grand?

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    Lack of interest in the culture, let alone respect must destroy many relationships.
    Nail. Head.
    Guys come here forget they're in an alien environment. Hell we all do it to some extent. Basially we all want the same things Food Sex and shelter respect. The approach may be different but when folks come here and ignore the last one they're in for it. Paying attention to the sublteties of difference in how folks achieve these goals is something a "payin' customer" thinks he doesn;thave to do. He will never be anything but; a paying customer. Take the time to get to know whoever it is you are planning on living with (DUH!). This certainly means their culture and perception of the world. Now, I know they be wimmin, and lord knows us guys'll never completley understand 'em, you can at least try to understand the different attitudes and symptoms.
    Personally met a few bargilrs that I truly enjoy being with good fun, steady, pragmatic, interesting perceptions of the world around them. Many of 'em are genreaous to a fault if they've taken a true liking to you. If you come here lookin' for a wife, thinking you pay you say; you lose...
    Fuckin rules of nature don't change just because you don;t understand the language.

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    Someone here posted a black and white cartoon with the face of an Asian woman and a few derogatory lines under the title "Who would marry a gook".

    I stumbled across a few days ago and I am trying to find it again but can't...

    Any ideas?

    (It was pretty appropriate for a mate of mine who is having a few issues at the moment and might appreciate it.)

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    ask harry

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    Frankie, you the man.

    One thing's for sure, it ain't gonna work if you give a flying fck what other people think and if you can't accept the fact that yesterday has gone and it ain't coming back.......Whoever the relationship is with I think we must all bear in mind that if it goes the shape of a pear then we're leaving with a spare pair of underpants and that's it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by danbo
    we're leaving with a spare pair of underpants and that's it.
    Four marriages, three-and-a-half divorces. And don;t I know it!
    I Don;t wear underpants,
    HEY! who's are these??

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    What happened to the other half of the last divorce frisco?

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