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    Teak Door Humorous Quotes ...

    Not Quotes from historical passages or fameous folk, but stuff grabbed on this Forum that maybe made you smile.

    No need to bring your personal wars here, there's this thread for that ... Quote jaw-droppingly dopey posts you spot here.

    This one from DrB0b raised a smile ...
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    Dear God, this must be how Optimus Prime would feel if attacked by the Teletubbies.
    ShrewedPunter ...
    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter View Post
    I'm going to be rooting in t-minus 30 minutes.
    This country is great!
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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    Not Quotes from historical passages or fameous folk, but stuff grabbed on this Forum that maybe made you smile.

    No need to bring your personal wars here, there's this thread for that ... Quote jaw-droppingly dopey posts you spot here.

    This one from DrB0b raised a smile ...
    Quote Originally Posted by DrB0b View Post
    Dear God, this must be how Optimus Prime would feel if attacked by the Teletubbies.
    ShrewedPunter ...
    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter View Post
    I'm going to be rooting in t-minus 30 minutes.
    This country is great!
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    Enjoyed Bobs comment myself. Nice idea for a thread. Which, sadly, will probably self destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2......

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    The Gent

    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum
    How the fuck would Jeff know anything about what he is trying to say. You might as well ask a fucking tree why it grows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter
    I wanna come clean and start a fresh with no secrets
    Booooo

    I suggest instead - come dirty in her fartbox and start a secret blog about it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ningi View Post
    <snip> it was at about this time I wrote my first cook book called 15 ways to Wok your dog!!!
    <snip>
    The quote itself is insignificant, but go back to the OP earlier on this linked page and, IMHO it makes for a fascinating read ... you will be hooked ... unless you are Y Generation ... then carry on with your iPhone app ...

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    "Condoms useless for rimming or yodeling in the canyon. Get a pair of swimming goggles."

    - Norton

    [SP's social network mongering thread]

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    Todays winner is ... cyrille

    BaitongBoy's post is placed for context

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    Here's a thought...What's worse?...Gays or goats?...
    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Well I prefer goat's cheese.
    Hand that man a goat's cheese pie*


    *Are we still giving away pies as prizes ... the pie maker has gone quiet.

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    Dickie tried to bowl a bouncer, but baldrick hit it for 6

    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NZdick1983
    I wear the pants
    and she wears the strapon

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    I liked this from Luigi the thread is about DirtyDog ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Will be 5 years this year. Geez.

    They should make a DD emoticon.

    Press it and it tells you to Fok Off.

    GREAT IDEA ... MODS, if it's not a stretch ... possible?

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    More 'amusing' then rib tickling.


    Tell it like Fluke ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke View Post
    TBH , I do now prefer the "fat ones" . for the simple reason that they do not move 6 inches up the bed, everytime one thrusts and theres no need to hold their head, to keep them in place
    ...
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    Can't quote it because it was removed (I think). Some will surely remember it.
    Capt Nemo castigating another member, describing his brain as the ooze that seeped down the member's mother's leg after she had had group sex with a bunch of retarded spastics, filling her every hole, in a crack house.

    I wish the Captain would write it again, but this time not aim it at a member's mother so as to make sure it's not deleted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Can't quote it because it was removed (I think). Some will surely remember it.
    Capt Nemo castigating another member, describing his brain as the ooze that seeped down the member's mother's leg after she had had group sex with a bunch of retarded spastics, filling her every hole, in a crack house.

    I wish the Captain would write it again, but this time not aim it at a member's mother so as to make sure it's not deleted.
    It's not a fcukin quote then is it ?

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    Maadaam Aunty can't think on his own.

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    If you know the Za - Dickie unrequited love twist as played out on this thread ... http://teakdoor.com/members-only/175...r-opinion.html

    Bogon's post nails it ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Bogon View Post
    ^ What do you want Dick to do Za?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 12Call View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Can't quote it because it was removed (I think). Some will surely remember it.
    Capt Nemo castigating another member, describing his brain as the ooze that seeped down the member's mother's leg after she had had group sex with a bunch of retarded spastics, filling her every hole, in a crack house.

    I wish the Captain would write it again, but this time not aim it at a member's mother so as to make sure it's not deleted.
    It's not a fcukin quote then is it ?
    Neither is your post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENT View Post
    Maadaam Aunty.

    You're seeing ant everywhere these days. I think you'll find that's called an obsession.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD
    If you know the Za - Dickie unrequited love twist as played out on this thread ... http://teakdoor.com/members-only/175...r-opinion.html Bogon's post nails it ...
    Shit stirrer Dave... love you for it!

    Don't you guys dare rattle her cage.. you know it'll come back to me...

    (barstewards, I should charge tickets for entertainment value)....

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    Great thread idea ... must admit of late I've come to look forward to Davis Knowlton comments. Below are just a few:

    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton
    Best advice ever. Log off. Nobody cares about you at all.
    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton
    ^Untrue. I'm not a mod....that cocksucker Cold Pizza's still here. Kills that theory.
    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton
    ^In Pat's world, many things are possible which are often incomprehensible to mere mortals.
    Quote Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton
    If you're only 43 and are already that fucked up, it's hopeless. Rent a room in a tall hotel.
    Davis has me chuckling all the daggum time ...

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    Knowlton's always been the man.

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    Oldie, but I haven't heard it for a while ...

    Quote Originally Posted by beerlaodrinker View Post
    In pattaya you never loose your girlfriend you just loose your turn.
    Still resonates.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicethaiza
    seem many people love me here.
    <snip>

    Quote Originally Posted by Fluke View Post

    I shall put my hand up , I have just given Her one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
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    Luigi......when making love.... do you slap your own arse?
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    .....

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    Brilliant thread David. Only just found it as I was away doing something terribly unimportant.

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    One from the SP thread
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    Gets the ball(s) rolling on starting the next trip, positive start. The root quality can only go upwards from there. And he'll get to slay the anal ghost haunting him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Storekeeper
    You can use "mate" if:
    you can't remember the cnuts name
    It's funny to me ... as I currently reside in Australia.

    I have identical twin boys, one of the childcare teachers recently said 'mate' to one of my boys as she (a Pommie BTW) couldn't identify which twin it was.
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