Thread: Teak Door Humorous Quotes ...

^ The master.

Dill nails it again ...

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Brilliant

bobo in the "What has happened to the world" thread:

Originally Posted by bobo746

If you think this horse shit is the way to go by all means let your son stick tampons up his arse.

^ ^ Dill's being quite subtle ...

^ Probably closer to the truth

Stroller cops one on the arse from Switch.

Originally Posted by Switch

There is a difference between irritants and poisons, and you are a prime example of both.

From Loop's Blokes cookery thread ... https://teakdoor.com/food-and-drink/1...ry-thread.html

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Read the instructions,

Originally Posted by Dillinger

This is 'the blokes cooking thread' Manny.
Kindly take your pan to the side of the heat, desist with the paragraphs and fuck off to mumsnet

Originally Posted by Maanaam

^ .
Well, I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body, what do you expect?

No fear or favour ...

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Seen today: Donald Trump signing bibles is like Hannibal Lecter signing cookbooks.

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Originally Posted by Bettyboo

This is the type of quality we expect, nothing less:

Originally Posted by Dillinger

What do you guys expect for 25 bucks a pop

Originally Posted by Luigi

Change.

... he got you there Mr Dillinger

A cluster of quotes ...

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

schools of whales

Originally Posted by tomcat

...pods...whales travel in pods...fish and sexpests travel in schools...

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

Damn, me lure was picked up by the wrong fish...

Originally Posted by Dillinger

^ a podcast
heh, heh heh heh

Originally Posted by happynz

...argh.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

well, I'm off down the beach

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

...

^ Yeh, did make me smile when I read it.

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Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

Dillinger gives up the fags for 13 and 3/4 days

Originally Posted by tomcat

...not too bad: normally, he finds us irresistible on the weekends...

Thanks TC

Referring to fishlocker being jailed ...

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Whale, Salmon had to say it. He wouldn't stop Carping on chatting a load of Pollocks and gave everyone a splitting Haddock.

Its Ofishal he is Gilty as sin and should have walked the Plankton.

The Teakdoor Scales of justice worked and now he's on the other Tide.

He's now stuck between a rock and a hard Plaice and needs to Sea-Kelp.

A good Schooling or waterboarding might help Reef-orm him.

Any fin is possible

Dill, could you have possibly sardined in any more puns?

^ easoley

Trifecta ...

Originally Posted by Headworx

Lady motocye taxi driver on the way home and she was cute,

Originally Posted by Jack meoff

Did her long hair flick in your good eye?

Originally Posted by Headworx

^No, I was wearing shorts.

Welcome Nev ...

Originally Posted by Neverna

I just invented something.

I wrapped a slice of processed Imperial cheese all the way around a warm chicken fillet and ate it as finger food.

I'm calling it the Chicken Niev.

Good Lord. I actually made it into this thread. Thanks Dave!!

Combo effort ...

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Where is Luigi?

Originally Posted by Jack meoff

Deep frying the welcome back cake.

Originally Posted by tomcat

...fishlocker will be selecting the music vids...

Originally Posted by YourDaddy

And I'll continue pretending everything's ok with my life

Welcome back Manny Party

Now YourDaddy is in?

How to kill your brand.

Indeed. And get rid of the Pissflaps !

^^ Amen.

First time for both?

Originally Posted by Chico

Free TB

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Well only you’d pay.