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    ^ The master.

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    Dill nails it again ...



    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post

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    Brilliant

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    bobo in the "What has happened to the world" thread:

    Quote Originally Posted by bobo746 View Post
    If you think this horse shit is the way to go by all means let your son stick tampons up his arse.

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    ^ ^ Dill's being quite subtle ...


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    ^ Probably closer to the truth

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    Stroller cops one on the arse from Switch.

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    There is a difference between irritants and poisons, and you are a prime example of both.

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    From Loop's Blokes cookery thread ... http://teakdoor.com/food-and-drink/1...ry-thread.html (The Blokes' Cookery Thread)

    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Read the instructions,
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    This is 'the blokes cooking thread' Manny.
    Kindly take your pan to the side of the heat, desist with the paragraphs and fuck off to mumsnet
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    ^ .
    Well, I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body, what do you expect?

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    No fear or favour ...



    Quote Originally Posted by Boon Mee View Post
    Seen today: Donald Trump signing bibles is like Hannibal Lecter signing cookbooks.
    ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    This is the type of quality we expect, nothing less:
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    What do you guys expect for 25 bucks a pop
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    Change.
    ... he got you there Mr Dillinger

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    A cluster of quotes ...

    Quote Originally Posted by NamPikToot View Post
    schools of whales
    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    ...pods...whales travel in pods...fish and sexpests travel in schools...
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    Damn, me lure was picked up by the wrong fish...
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    ^ a podcast
    heh, heh heh heh
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    ...argh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    well, I'm off down the beach
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    ...

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    ^ Yeh, did make me smile when I read it.

    ---

    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    Dillinger gives up the fags for 13 and 3/4 days
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    ...not too bad: normally, he finds us irresistible on the weekends...
    Thanks TC

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    Referring to fishlocker being jailed ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Whale, Salmon had to say it. He wouldn't stop Carping on chatting a load of Pollocks and gave everyone a splitting Haddock.

    Its Ofishal he is Gilty as sin and should have walked the Plankton.

    The Teakdoor Scales of justice worked and now he's on the other Tide.

    He's now stuck between a rock and a hard Plaice and needs to Sea-Kelp.

    A good Schooling or waterboarding might help Reef-orm him.

    Any fin is possible

    Dill, could you have possibly sardined in any more puns?

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    ^ easoley

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    Trifecta ...

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    Lady motocye taxi driver on the way home and she was cute,

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    Did her long hair flick in your good eye?
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    ^No, I was wearing shorts.

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    Welcome Nev ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    I just invented something.

    I wrapped a slice of processed Imperial cheese all the way around a warm chicken fillet and ate it as finger food.


    I'm calling it the Chicken Niev.

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    Good Lord. I actually made it into this thread. Thanks Dave!!

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    Combo effort ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Where is Luigi?
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    Deep frying the welcome back cake.
    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    ...fishlocker will be selecting the music vids...
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    And I'll continue pretending everything's ok with my life
    Welcome back Manny Party

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    Now YourDaddy is in?

    How to kill your brand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Now YourDaddy is in?

    How to kill your brand.

    Mate, everyone in the conga line gets a T-Shirt.

    Your name will be up in lights one day (if it already hasn't ... I can't remember all the quotes.)


    ---

    As an aside, I must admit, there appears less merriment on the TD dance floor over time.

    More piss flap fights and handbag hurling then the good humoured, if sometimes bitchy, banter.


    Bring back the banter I say

    “Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago”

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    Indeed. And get rid of the Pissflaps !

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    ^^ Amen.

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