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    Replying to a ThailandBound thread about returning home (in the West) ...

    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    What would you really really like to do when you grow up? I ask my self daily.

    As a useless, incompetent, dyslexic, alcoholic , I was delighted to find the only village in Thailand
    lacking an idiot and found my niche.

    I blend in like gossamer.

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    ^ and hang on to reality by a similar thread

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    Honestly, what has it come to that a chap can't slip a digit up a whoopsie's fundament whilst thrusting his way through the gates of paradise.


    Seekingasses memorable passage.


    Love this one madly,
    fish

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsnub View Post
    I actually have my own proton mail account. Anyone can send a fully encrypted email that can self destruct at a designated time.
    what a bell end

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    And a debut entry by Headworx ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    He'd honestly give diarrhea the shits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    Still out of work and trawling internet earner sights then LD.
    And later...

    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    Nice try, epic fail as usual..........

    ..... Dinosoar.
    Oh, the irony !

    An epic fail indeed....but for whom ?

    Does Chassamui (now Switch) ever concentrate when he reads ?

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    Not sure spelling mistakes qualify as all-time classic thigh slappers, LD.

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    Ok...I have been chastised.

    Perhaps I should look back and post some of ENT's bloopers. There were some doozies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Not sure spelling mistakes qualify as all-time classic thigh slappers, LD.
    His limited intelligence is easily amused.

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    ^ Specially for you, Chuckie. Posted before, but oh how appropriate :

    Attached Images Attached Images

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    You are quickly turning into a challenger for the most boring an repetitive poster on TD. Boring Boy and FRT better watch out.
    Being unemployable at your age must be tough.

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    A warm welcome to the tread Jack ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Thailandbound View Post
    I'll be busy moving.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jack meoff View Post
    From the bedroom to the fridge

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    Referring to 'Where are you Dickie' ... http://teakdoor.com/the-dog-house/18...ou-dickie.html

    Za's debut entry ... with a cyrille byline

    Quote Originally Posted by Nicethaiza View Post
    <snip> but I love Dickie...<snip>...I will accept all...
    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    I can't help feeling that an opportunity was missed when this thread was titled.

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    This interchange was good ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    if i was your wife I'd be lookin' for a real man, like Punty or Tomcat, you freak.
    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    She can. I just want a dog.
    Quote Originally Posted by Farangrakthai View Post
    well, at least you're walking the neighbors' dog rather than the neighbor's kid, like fluke is.

    ;-)

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    TD Gold

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    Debut for SKkin ...

    Played well by the Nev Collective

    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    I had a shit a couple of weeks ago that was weirdly smelly - like no other shit to ever come out of my arse before - but I had smelt that smell once before - a long time ago - from a field of horses next to my school when I was 9 years old.

    Fook knows what I'd eaten that made it smell like that, or what the horses had eaten all those years ago.
    Quote Originally Posted by SKkin View Post
    ^ rhododendron leaves?
    (out of posting order)

    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    Yes, probably. A rhododendron leaf salad.









    ... and Dillinger (referring to the aroma) kept it classy

    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    ,,,,,,


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    ^Thanks David...I was looking for this thread yesterday. Thought this was worthy from Switch, in CommanderSheepard's "special" thread:


    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    Are you still shacked up with Obs Momo?

    Do you still go around with a mattress strapped to your back, in case you bump into someone you know?

    Rumour has it that Obs goes around with 2x4s strapped to his back.

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    From the ongoing, and amusing Swampy the new On-Nut. I'll foking kill ya!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    ^^ Lulu.

    How would you know what goes on in a pub?

    Your nickname is 'Pilot light' because you never fuckin go out.
    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    A couple of nice jabs there
    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Dill been knocked out already?
    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    Maybe. I think I saw Za online earlier.

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    Not exactly a quote ... but did make me smile.

    In the context of the Soccer World Cup, England who play Sweden soon and haven't won any silverware for a long time,
    the English manager was snapped grabbing a Trophy Cabinet from the Swedish IKEA.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post


    it's coming home


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    Headworx was displaying his work-out / daily exercise ...

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    Any chance of a piggy back from Buakao to WS, H?
    Quote Originally Posted by Headworx View Post
    I'm only registered to carry up to 350kg, so it could be a problem

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    Harry has surprised ...

    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    Oh fuck off *****, at least give a fucking summary. Who do you think you are, Tuskegeeben?


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    Welcome to the thread hallelujah ...

    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Could you imagine if Maanaam had met Za before Dicky did?

    What a box of frogs that would have been.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    I'll nominate myself . I have managed to get someone dancing on my puppet strings all year. Mind you, thin skin plus huge ego is not hard to lead into predictable actions and posts.
    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Manny, i honestly do not think you could wind up a cuckoo clock.
    That got a giggle.

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    ^A predicatable post
    Jump, Fido, jump.

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