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    ^Funny I wonder how that would go over at the family dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by naptownmike View Post
    ^Funny I wonder how that would go over at the family dinner.
    That depends. Is it Tom's family or Barry's "family"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by naptownmike View Post
    Funny I wonder how that would go over at the family dinner.
    Not as well as a tab of acid in granny's wine.

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    Originally Posted by CSFFan
    One of the fun things I like to do is make fart sounds along with loud groaning/wimpering sounds as if I'm passing an avocado pit in public toilets.
    Quote Originally Posted by Loy Toy View Post
    I cannot even boil and egg.

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    This one made me smile and I don't think Pragmatic has been quoted thus far on this thread ...

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    On a clear night, you can see Uranus...
    Quote Originally Posted by Pragmatic View Post
    On a windy night, you can smell it.

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    Genticles on form:

    Are you left alone a lot? You appear to think like the mental equivalent of a Jackson Pollock painting.

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    Posted by Dillinger


    Breakfast 8 pounds
    Flights 20 pounds
    Givin it large, livin the dream- priceless



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    Dillinger features way too much in this thread.

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    Another gem:
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    Why do I have visions of Jeff sobbing alone under a sprig of mistletoe?
    Either that, or smoking it.

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    Originally Posted by taxexile (The Saxophone Pub in Bangkok)
    For geriatrics out past their bedtime who cant avoid falling asleep.

    Such discordant amateur "riffing" is neither music nor jazz and should not be heard outside of the weddings, barmitzvahs and cruise ships where it firmly belongs.



    Tax, one is not referring to a fucking Acker Bilk medley but music congruent with Kind of Blue and, say, Lush Life. Anyway, what on earth would a northern tyke whose repertoire of albums focuses on the Grimethorpe Colliery Band's greatest hits and their pop sensation "Whippets ate my Ferret, Florrie", know about jazz?

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    Twitchsamui:

    "If brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow the socks of a budgie"

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainNemo View Post
    gormless gibbering sinomaniac gimbal-brained wankwizard
    Nemo is firing on all cylinders with this quality quick-fire quote!

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    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick View Post
    You are tilting at straight bananas

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    You are tilting at straight bananas

    No body really gives a.fcuk if Lulu says he is shagging soi dogs

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    Laugh . Ignore . Move on .

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    He is a twat . But he is our twat
    Sort of sums it it for many Members ...

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    Gents ... other places for the tit for tats (very Thai, that statement).

    This for the humour and not for the point scoring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pseudolus View Post
    Lulu greens his multinik back to health.

    Debut entry from pseudolus

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    Cowwect me if Im wong. This may have been last night.
    Living the dream.
    Wanking to reality.

    Guess who?

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    That mad as fuck Fish Dotard.

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    Debut entry from pseudolus
    Really, for extreme high brow brilliance, this is the one I am most proud of.

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    Yurt usually requires tent-poles.
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    Tent-Poles, essentially nomads, technically Poland's only legitimate ethnolinguistic subgroup
    Last edited by pseudolus; 16-01-2018 at 05:43 AM.

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    About time somtamslap got an honourable mention

    "It isn't easy being a rainbow-farting leaf muncher, you know"

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    But alas, life was much simpler way back when lau khao was served for breakfast.
    It isn't easy being a rainbow-farting leaf muncher, you know - but I've just discovered a local brewery so hoping to be properly back on the piss presently.

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    Made me laugh:
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    ...Look, Adonis...can I call you Addy?...inside I'm a seething mass of envious worms yearning to breathe free...I snort loudly at your perfect physicality, wavy hair, Roman nose and magnificent brow knowing that, in the end, you will shrivel with age like the rest of us...

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    Quality

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    'Foreigner' usually means Caucasian.
    you're right. Maybe he was waiting for a girl like you because he wanted to know what love is?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chittychangchang View Post
    Cowwect me if Im wong. This may have been last night.
    Living the dream.
    Wanking to reality.

    Guess who?
    I must be slipping, I could swear I've done bet'r n dat.

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    While not strictly a Quote ... worthy of mention


    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post

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    MissKit doesn't post much prose, but this one from her gave me a 'larf.

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    I'll drink to that.

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    Good one Norts ...

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