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    Quote Originally Posted by Passing Through
    You radiate idiocy like a thermonuclear fucking explosion
    Quote Originally Posted by Passing Through
    you have the judgement of a tapeworm.


    Those are gonna require some treatment for first-degree burns!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hick
    As you prolly know in Issarn villages:
    sucking cock to build homes = good.
    Living together out of wedlock = bad.
    Some quality siamese social science insight from the Hickster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GracelessFawn View Post
    Why do people say "grow some balls?". Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.
    BTW, nice to see some quotes from you guys here.
    Keep them coming

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    Quote Originally Posted by buriramboy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Scottish Gary View Post
    ... How many trips can one make to the buffet counter before feeling stuffed?
    Depends where you rank on the obesity scale.
    lolol

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    Tongue planted firmly in cheek ...



    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    No one likes a multinik Chas.
    Thanks Lulu

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    Prego!

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    Another Gent nugget:
    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum
    You gormless, soft-headed, piss brained, silly twat. Jesus, anyone would think this was fucking Thaivisa. You fucking moron, a Lonely Planeteer might come out with that drivel but certainly no one with a functioning brain over the age of 40 could be so fucking stupid.

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    taxexile

    " suppleness under pamelas pudenda left erics nine-inch erection surprisingly solid."

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    Referring to a female Sun journalist who has penned some less then inspiring articles.

    Specifically referring to what her hearing her voice would do a man's penis ...

    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainNemo View Post

    I bet her voice chills it to the size of the curling talon on a witch's shrivelled pinky.
    .

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    Captain Nemo

    "Have you caught him doing the fudge packer haka?"

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    Huang Lao

    "Damn fat wanking Chinks"

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    Easily impressed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mex
    Huang Lao

    "Damn fat wanking Chinks"
    Huang Lao is a sordid old tosser, so well qualified to comment.

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    "Hang Low sweet idiot , coming for toot aching me horn"

    - david44

    (RUSH HER TODAY)...

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    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui
    Huang Lao is a sordid old tosser, so well qualified to comment.
    Thanks for your solid contribution to the humourous quotes thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller
    Thanks for your solid contribution to the humourous quotes thread.
    You are welcome Mr Stroller. My pleasure.

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    This interchange made me smile.

    Referring to the Member Fluke ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    Flake is an idiot!
    Quote Originally Posted by hick View Post
    Perhaps but he's OUR idiot, so don't poke him with the stick through his cage at nap time.

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    From the same thread:
    Ant just doesnt seem to understand .
    I ve blocked you . Shoooo. fukk off, go away
    Stop replying to me or mentioning me
    Quite simple : Go away , fukk off , keep away from me
    FFS, You are from New Zealand
    You are like an Australian boomerang
    You get thrown away and you keep on coming back
    Shhoooo, fukk off
    This message is hidden because AntRobertson is on your ignore list.

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    From a different thread:

    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    he was trusted and then became a vindictive ****
    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog
    stroller is a vindictive untrustworthy dummy spitting ****

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi View Post
    Thais don't park.

    They just stop driving.

    .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    I don't think I will ever be able define a day in which a bald little ex-fireman fantasizes about me naked with a large black dildo up my arse as "normal".
    Oh yeah

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    Referring to an Indian Eatery, the "Mountain Kitchen"

    Quote Originally Posted by Bogon View Post

    Bet if he was on Eatigo, you would be up their ... like a Za on a Skype chat.

    Dill says "Bogon tip 24376800"

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    http://teakdoor.com/speakers-corner/...sex-lives.html (Members sex lives)

    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    Originally Posted by Seekingasylum (Members sex lives)

    He went to Eton and is therefore capable of anything.


    You didn’t and you are capable of nothing.
    Dry.

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    While not strictly a 'Quote' ... first thing in a while which made me smile here.

    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    May as well put this here. Not my photo, but an idea for any TD cooks. Xmas coming up. Lets see how yours turns out. Perhaps half limes to give it that Thai flavour/look


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