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    Quote Originally Posted by somtamslap
    And as for you... I've got an accumulating pile of spunk sodden tissues down the side of my bed capable of more stimulating conversation.

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    Amusing if not rib-tickling ...

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    which one did you marry?
    My dad was so racist he wouldn't let me marry anyone outside the family
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    I was gob smacked with that reply.
    Didn't reply as I couldn't be sure if he was taking the piss or serious.
    I actually think he's serious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter View Post
    I'm not some low life tourist wanting to buy some elephant pants for 300baht.

    I'm a sophisticated world traveler privy to the proper prices
    . ...

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    ^ 555...Finally had a look here...Thought it would surely be another twisted mess of "gunfights"...

    Keep 'em coming, David...

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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter View Post
    I'm not some low life tourist wanting to buy some elephant pants for 300baht.

    I'm a sophisticated world traveler privy to the proper prices
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    Saw that too and I actually think he really believes that of himself.

    What a fukin retard.

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    Replying in Fluke's thread ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Thedogsbollix View Post

    Did you ever stop to consider Sport Wanking may of been a better avenue for you to go down. ?

    That way you would of only lost the skin on ya cock eh.
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    ^ Sounds like someone's "speaking" from experience...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    One capful next time












    .....

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    This short interchange on Za's thread made me smile ...

    Referring to SP's choice of food purchase ... http://teakdoor.com/3570031-post1770.html

    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui View Post
    For the same price, I had a takeaway Chicken roast Sunday dinner. It was so big, I had to put half in the fridge for tomorrow. The chef even put 2 Yorkshire puddings on it.
    Win, win, win.

    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat View Post
    Ordered three Chinese hookers to my room once.

    Win, Win & Win

    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui View Post
    What a pity they all had the same name.
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    ^Perhaps he put one in the fridge for tomorrow?

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    I blame the regime in Hua Hin which is at best somnolent and hardly conducive to a chap keeping on his toes whereas we sprightly, thrusting senior chappies billeted in the maelstrom of urban cut and thrust living that is Pattaya are honed to intellectual razor sharpness on the zeitgeist of the moment!



    The Gent

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by patsycat
    Since i started that "régime" i've put on a kilo since last week!!
    I may be able to offer a number of helpful hints for immediate and sustained weight gain...
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    Did make me

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    Intelligent stalking, a rarity:

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    I just saw you were thread hopping like myself this morning, thought I'd try to cross pollinate

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    Yeah that was about me ^

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    A member, so often in the spotlight ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luigi
    Lulu Long Schlong
    If you make the news one of these days I will petition for the headline
    Lulu, so long , schlong

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    Quote Originally Posted by David48atTD View Post
    A member, so often in the spotlight ...
    Yeah... Baldy is a bit of an attention whore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicethaiza View Post
    goodbye.. I swear ... I will never post here again!
    BYE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 12Call View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Can't quote it because it was removed (I think). Some will surely remember it.
    Capt Nemo castigating another member, describing his brain as the ooze that seeped down the member's mother's leg after she had had group sex with a bunch of retarded spastics, filling her every hole, in a crack house.

    I wish the Captain would write it again, but this time not aim it at a member's mother so as to make sure it's not deleted.
    It's not a fcukin quote then is it ?
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    You are an infinite fractal of fucking idiots merged into a singularity of cretinous sludge, the best of which ran down your mother's flabby pustulous leg, when she was being scuttered up every hole by a writhing gang of genetically damaged chavvy cross-eyed chinless dregs of human waste holed up in an abandoned crack house.
    Presentation: 8/10
    Content: 10/10
    Entertainment Value: 10/10
    It is now, but don't quote me on that.

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    Heh...Needs just a bit of work on the presentation, according to HarryCuda...

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    I'm sure there are many others from me and many others lurking on the forum, but it would take some dedication to find them because of the lack of any kind of tagging.

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    Good one:


    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum
    It is a surprising fact for most that a human being shares 50% of their DNA with a banana but when one reads your posts it somehow begins to make perfect sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by al007 View Post

    I feed the wife a lot of fruit so she stays regular

    Not tried the Immigration Officials breed but always keep an open mind, some are very delectable and quite tasty
    Hummm ...


    But recovered with ...
    Quote Originally Posted by al007 View Post
    I pointed to two old drunks across the bar from us and said to my friend,"That'll be us in ten years."

    He turned to me and said, "That's a mirror, you dumb shit."

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainNemo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 12Call View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Maanaam View Post
    Can't quote it because it was removed (I think). Some will surely remember it.
    Capt Nemo castigating another member, describing his brain as the ooze that seeped down the member's mother's leg after she had had group sex with a bunch of retarded spastics, filling her every hole, in a crack house.

    I wish the Captain would write it again, but this time not aim it at a member's mother so as to make sure it's not deleted.
    It's not a fcukin quote then is it ?
    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainNemo View Post
    You are an infinite fractal of fucking idiots merged into a singularity of cretinous sludge, the best of which ran down your mother's flabby pustulous leg, when she was being scuttered up every hole by a writhing gang of genetically damaged chavvy cross-eyed chinless dregs of human waste holed up in an abandoned crack house.
    Presentation: 8/10
    Content: 10/10
    Entertainment Value: 10/10
    It is now, but don't quote me on that.
    Thanks. Timeless classic.

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    Referring to the Forum's Cabbage Removal Service for crimes against posting photos of public transport/cheap food or those sad pidgin English love texts (thanks Dill for the defination)

    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Ooh look....Punty has a vulnerable cabbage
    Quote Originally Posted by ShrewedPunter
    Got all the cabbages i need
    Quote Originally Posted by AntRobertson View Post
    That's called "acne", potato-head.
    Ole SP is an easy target sometimes

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