Thread: Uber-Cabbage?

Why don't we have a new inaugural uber-cabbage for 2017 which would be worth 10 standard cabbages?

One cabbage to rule them all.

It would save these coonts at the top of page 1 from breaking the internet with their rampant cabbage outbreak.

just turn them off

The teakdoor cabbage wars have reached an impasse...

There can be only one!!



Unblock the teakdoor cabbage passage and let the games continue....!

Originally Posted by Looper

Why don't we have a new inaugural uber-cabbage for 2017 which would be worth 10 standard cabbages?

One cabbage to rule them all.

It would save these coonts at the top of page 1 from breaking the internet with their rampant cabbage outbreak.

Haven't they been blocked at, is it 20?

Surely they could have a silver one or whatever that could represent 10 yellow ones. Isn't it really Dillinger, Luigi and Neverna at the top anyway.

Originally Posted by Looper

Why don't we have a new inaugural uber-cabbage for 2017 which would be worth 10 standard cabbages?

One cabbage to rule them all.

It would save these coonts at the top of page 1 from breaking the internet with their rampant cabbage outbreak.

As Auroria said, it's currently restricted to a maximum of 20 cabbages. It's pointless keeping it that way. The number of possible yellow cabbages should be increased or the values of them changed.

I've already suggested* making a yellow cabbage worth 20,000 points instead of 10,000. Or it could be 50,000, or the value of each cabbage and blob doubled. Whatever, a change is needed.

* Repo thread, page 1232

Originally Posted by Auroria

Surely they could have a silver one or whatever that could represent 10 yellow ones.

I'm sure they could.

They only had yellow genital warts before. Then I mocked up a red one and posted it on the board as a joke.

What they do?

They only went an' bladdy thieved it bud.

Started giving it to those in the red. didn't even ask me permission like.

Disgraceful behavior really.

Isn't it really Dillinger, Luigi and Neverna at the top anyway.

Yeah, well. You know. We don't like to boast.

JeeZUZ ! Between Luigi and Navelna we have reached cabbage hyperinflation.

I think a devaluation of the cabbage is needed, or the bubble could burst and we may go into a cabbage depression.

Could make a green, white and red genital wart for those with 220,000+ pts, for being Lulurific.

Originally Posted by Latindancer

I think a devaluation of the cabbage is needed

Well that was what they did last year. Divided everybody's repo by 100 and then switched on the cabbages and Davis was top of the heap with 5.

Admin should just divide the repo counts by 5 and let the cabbage races commence...

Originally Posted by Looper

Well that was what they did last year. Divided everybody's repo by 100 and then switched on the cabbages and Davis was top of the heap with 5.

I think I was 3 1/2 and then was reset to 0.



Dildo the Rat squealing to The Filth about me repo comment images and basic all round crimes against repumanity.

Think I did time in the clinky for that n'all.

I think everyone should start from zero cabbages again.
Just to annoy all you repo whores.

Originally Posted by klong toey

I think everyone should start from zero cabbages again.
Just to annoy all you repo whores.

Actually, they should delete all the points from people with their repo turned off. Use it or lose it.

I offered to donate mine to Manfan, Flouncy and Aging Vadge, as they want (and need) them so much.


Admin didn't do it though.

Originally Posted by Neverna

Originally Posted by klong toey

I think everyone should start from zero cabbages again.
Just to annoy all you repo whores.

Actually, they should delete all the points from people with their repo turned off. Use it or lose it.

They should delete all our post as well.

Originally Posted by Looper

Admin should just divide the repo counts by 5

Actually, sorry Admin, can we change it to 4.

I am a ballbag-hair away from my 8th cabbage so that will leave me on 2 cabbages - exactly where I was when the cabbage system was inaugurated last year.

Thanks.

^Just repo inflation at work. Nothing to be done I think. The cabbage rack will always just be a gauge of who has scored the most repo in the last 6-12 months. I have got 3 times as much repo in the last year as in the previous 9 years added together. Historical repo will always be discounted virtually to zero by inflation.