Thread: FM TTT

Good morning Thailand from rural Fang.

Most listeners have no idea of our location - that excites us.
Do not forget the name 'TTT' 'Ting Tong Terry'. Soon to be RICH & FAMOUS!
The town is bustling today. I have seen 4 pickups & 5 bicycles. Apologies - no cadavers - yet.
Stay tuned for some fine music including 'Aapko Pehle Bhi' with more of her Kama Sutra serenades.
For the other listener, Antonio Vivaldi - Le Quattro Staggioni'.

At 10am, there may be an exclusive interview with Deepak Chopra.
Now, members of the exclusive Thailand Sad Sacks' Society, you have permission to breathe in precisely 2 minutes 18 seconds.

Originally Posted by adam03

Good morning Thailand from rural Fang.

Do you know where Fang is today?

Originally Posted by adam03

Most listeners have no idea of our location

Including you yesterday.

Our research team is on its way.
Thank you for your interest.
FYI, I am the only member on this thread BUT we have 10 guests.
A listing on Wall Street is imminent.

From our news desk!
Manu 1 v Liverpool 1.
Our announcer retains his Pavarotti voice for another week.

By popular request, our next song is 'Marvin Gaye' - 'I heard it through the grapevine.'
EXCITING TIMES ARE HERE ONCE MORE.

Next Saturday is the annual DIPSTICK DAY. Fang has no one with the credentials - BKK & Pattaya. HELP!

Originally Posted by adam03

The town is bustling today. I have seen 4 pickups & 5 bicycles. Apologies - no cadavers - yet.

Yes. The reason most choose not to live "up country". Three hours lasts a day.

You are missing out. We have a Lotus & a Makro. That is ample for anyone. No traffic jams.
A KFC and MK makes it Life in Paradise.

Originally Posted by adam03

We have a Lotus & a Makro. A KFC and MK makes it Life in Paradise.

Yeah that's livin' alright.

Living in a rural area has many benefits that I do not experience in the 'big smoke'.
There are numerous food & fresh fruit stalls. In many cases, the food is freshly cooked.
The only criticism (applies all over LOS) is that the food is packaged in plastic bags.

..and your nearest conversation is where?

What is conversation?

Dining out at a family owned restaurant. 4 pax - Thai food - B400. Seafood - B600.
When I lived in CNX, dine out & you receive a complimentary carwash.

We are right up there in the entertainment field.
A COLOR TV is provided for patrons at NO additional charge.

Nice to see you back "Spam in the can" looks like you are behaving this time.
How's the health?

The kind of thread that makes Billy from Bolton or Dave from Basildon squirm with anticipation as they queue up at the Job Centre in the bleak autumn misery while their teeraks are being banged by Hans or Sven in some ragged short time dump off 2nd Road

Originally Posted by adam03

Most listeners have no idea of our location

I know. You're in Ban Pornpis, Ayutthaya.

All modern radio stations have live streaming downline on the Internet.
If you have a computer you can listen in to Radio Kent anywhere in the world. Radio 2 has listeners all over the world listening to the Steve Wright in the afternoon.
Who are these listeners, we know they are out there because they EMail the show to let them know that they are listening.
AND most importantly in the Email to the DJ it must be mentioned that they used to live in GB and now live in Canada Australia California and still listen to U.K. Radio.

Can I get your radio show online?????????

wasabi
Getting our radio show on line is dependent on your technical ability.

To our many devotees (2), at 11am today, a séance will be conducted when contact will be made with Princess Diana and John Lennon.
Dear Dorothy Dix sends her apologies.

^Will you also contact your dead GF?

I would enjoy another sexual meeting with her cadaver for old times sake.

Nev you worked out who he is yet.?

Originally Posted by Neverna

Originally Posted by adam03

Good morning Thailand from rural Fang.

Do you know where Fang is today?

Originally Posted by adam03

Most listeners have no idea of our location

Including you yesterday.

In the big picture, WTF?

Should you consider visiting Fang, forward-planning is mandatory.
A short visit will required 3 character references from reputable people. Maximum stay is 48 hours.
Permanent residence - don't bother!