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    What does your partner usually wear in bed?

    My good lady sleeps in a nightie(sp), that just about covers her thighs & no underwear. I had assumed that her lack of underwear was merely a way of saving on the washing, but when I quizzed her about it, she replied, "I'm on standby". Standby for what I asked enquiringly, "for sex, should you feel the urge", she muttered. No that's what I call damn thoughtful on her part! With a western woman, one usually has to fight through layers of wollen knickers to get a glimpse of snatch.
    Last edited by FatBoyEric; 21-08-2007 at 12:58 PM.

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    don't have any kids do you....!!

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    a strap on,

    in case she gets the urge!

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    Always naked

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    Quote Originally Posted by phunphin View Post
    don't have any kids do you....!!
    Four.

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    whatever i pay her to wear

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatBoyEric
    Four.
    But is she the mother of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by FatBoyEric
    Four.
    But is she the mother of them?
    According to the birthing certificates she is.

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    Women who try to be clothed in my bed are treated with the disrespect they desrve.

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    ^ here too,, so she is naked, she tried that cloths shit first night and was told that if she sleeps in cloths that she is to sleep in the other bedroom and someone naked will take her place in my bed.
    Have had no trouble since..

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackgang View Post
    ^ here too,, so she is naked, she tried that cloths shit first night and was told that if she sleeps in cloths that she is to sleep in the other bedroom and someone naked will take her place in my bed.
    Have had no trouble since..
    I like and look forward to your posts BG,
    They make me feel like I am a really nice person

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    well we know from scampy that flippers are well covered with t-shirt and underwear...

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    a pair of shorts and a t-shirt unless i've rodgered her into submission,
    that doesn't happen often, so a pair of shorts and a t-shirt.

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    She sleeps in her clothes. Story is that if you die in your sleep you need to be clothed when you arrive in the other world.
    I dont really give a shit anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda
    Story is that if you die in your sleep you need to be clothed when you arrive in the other world.
    Tell her to use the bedsheet as a sari or toga or something, should she pass through the Pearly (or Thai equivalent) Gates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klongmaster View Post
    well we know from scampy that flippers are well covered with t-shirt and underwear...
    Yes.

    I am also required to wear a T-Shirt which is 'smooth'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    I am also required to wear
    Christ...

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    ^^ you obviously arent required to wear the trousers in this relationship then

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agent_Smith View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Panda
    Story is that if you die in your sleep you need to be clothed when you arrive in the other world.
    Tell her to use the bedsheet as a sari or toga or something, should she pass through the Pearly (or Thai equivalent) Gates.
    It gets worse.
    She goes hysterical if I put a T shirt or jocks on inside out anytime, but especially when going to bed. The Thai theory is that they dress their dead in clothes turned inside out because it lets them know that they are really dead and stops them hanging around as ghosts!

    Explains why people who die unexpectedly, and dressed normally are the most likely to hang around as ghosts I suppose.

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    Here are some old wive's tales from Thailand:

    Do not sleep with your legs crossed because you will have a suffocating feeling in your dreams.

    Do not sleep naked because the angel won't protect you.

    Do not sleep under the beam of the house because the ghost will possess you easily.

    Do not sleep near the threshold of the house because you will have a suffocating feeling in your dreams.

    Do not sleep in the kitchen because you will marry an old maid/man.

    Do not sleep in the early evening because the ghost will come and take your soul.

    Do not sleep while the sun is setting because you will never get up.

    Do not sleep with your head pointing west because that is where ghosts live.

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    bday suit

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    Quote Originally Posted by britmaveric View Post
    bday suit
    Absolutely, the only uniform allowed.

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    she wears fnuck all and i wear funck all..i like to stick my fingers in her bum at night

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    Leather gear tonite I believe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    Leather gear tonite I believe.
    so she can stick it up your bum?

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