Thread: Wubba Johnny's Hangover Cure

I thought you did not drink a lot because you can't handle the hangovers?

Originally Posted by chassamui

I thought you did not drink a lot.

If that is true then professional supervision is clearly needed.

absinthe make the heart stoned longer

Hair of the Dog that bit you.

Originally Posted by david44

1 Don't drink

Dude, no way.

Do you still drink David 44 ?

Originally Posted by baldrick

absinthe make the heart stoned longer

Lightweight!

Get on this bad boy...



I do believe Wubba Jonny has had his halcyon moments in the premier league top flight of liquid laughs..

Originally Posted by Flouncychangchang

Originally Posted by baldrick

absinthe make the heart stoned longer

Lightweight!

Get on this bad boy...

Both of them say the same.


70% Flounce.

Use it to dilute the Parxaran

Did you know...?
Foremost of the stimulants is thujone, the psychoactive chemical at the heart of the herb wormwood, which, along with anisette, gives absinthe its bitter, black liquorish taste. While once thought to instigate simular reactions as marijuana's THC, recent research suggests it modulates the neurotransmitter GABAA, which plays a vital role in cognitive thought. Subsequently, absinthe provides a level of clarity not usually associated with alcoholic drinks.

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Like many of us the drinks were to many or too various

Here are a selection of tried and tested suggestions

Obviously the wisest move is experience and FOREPLAY

1 Don't mix grain and grape,never ever
Golden rule often overlooked at open buffet
wedding type where after the aperitifs champagne,fine wines a few brandies 19 lagers then rounded off by petrol thinners and Lah Khao in the back passage with the serving wenches.

2 When invited tfor a few shandies with the likes of Hoota or Checkbillstoke line you insides, A pint of milk,yoghurt or similar white fluids + SOLID Food.
A steak and kidney pudding,haddock and chips or a vindaloo my own tips.

3 Just because free doubles or novelty cocktails are offered there is no obligation to quaff them Pineapple chunks Kahlua and Mezcal seldom sit well ona steady gallon of your lunchtime Blanc de blanc,Beaujolais, Tooheys Old ,Guinness or case of Chang so favoured by Oriental sommeliers.

4 The top shelf of exotic bars and any luminous substances need be strained via condom AVOID,bottles with lewd ladies,lizards and gizzards or pictures of horned beasts are for gifts.

So having ignored above you awake under a camel drover in the rear of Lahore bus station ,where in 1975 the latrines were the wall.


1 Water REHYDRATE REHYDRATE REHYDRATE.
While prpopa Docs aver it possible to drown or drink too much H2O few with a hangover will stand long enough to approach the overquaff.

2 Very STRONG BLACK COFFEE often disparaged by amateurs is a must
While iLLy and Lavazza are a sound investment even the awful Suzuki,Zolito even Thai 3 in 1 is better than nothing in emergencies.

If near an espresso machine operated by a nubile lass the aroma sound and bend to delivery may begin to reach places that Alka sexer won't

3 DOC DAVE'S Meds PHASE
A tot of Fernet Branca,Underberg (a German snifta sold in 50cl Bandeliros in much of East Europe hard to find in Slyam)
or in direst emergency Mondragora the hallucigenic Patxaran only sold in lier full stregth at Bozate in the Republic of Baztan.While curing the hangover you may change sex and or hair colour daily
Notation licor mandragora 50cl | Uvinum

For those with forethought to stock 2 paracetemol will speed normalization unless you need to handle dangerous apparatus like Thai lady rotary mower or soi dog,Thai pharmacies will sell you anything and give you a chair glass of water.Quiet appreciation or a huble wai is more acceptable than the loud wind often proffered

4 THE RELINING PHASE

While for health ,slimming or aethetic grounds most Irish food like the women is poisonous it is at this time the final remedy.

THE ULSTER FRY or its limp pastiche the full English comes into its own
Ireland: Ulster Fry (March 10, 2008) | European Cuisines


Basic set to inc

Fried Bread
Fried Sausages
Fried Tomato
Fried Eggs
Fried Bacon
Fried White and Black Pudding

While not strictly authentic basically the fridge contents as long as fried in bacon fat
For a healthy balance and to replace lost gases a full tin of sauted Baked Beans,apprentice boys,apprentice ladyboys and Americans may wish to add a sprig of Holly.

Obviously such a light snack will have side orders of Toast and butter and a glass of blackbush for those able to read the label unaided at 2 hands.

Danger sign if the end of your sausage has split open like a pansy or lettuce,wedges of pineapple etc sneak on to your plate you are in the wrong diner or your Nongs need re-training.

RECOVERY PHASE
After this I find a massage with a warm girl and Bangkok Pist sits vacant page a handy adjunct for the emergency dump.

Those Hi-sos with the so called indoor plumbing should open the windows, play some soothing refreain from James Marshall Hendrix,Motohead or the
Ride of the Valkyrie as nature takes it course,then back to the bar with the emptys for a re-load.

No shortage of top class pharmacists here