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    Things you never did before Thailand

    Stupid really, but my Mum lambasted me for putting a cuke in the fridge without wrapping it in cello when I last went to her place. I also unconsciously started to drag my feet in flip flops (pick up your feet!) and had an unwarranted urge to mop the floors and do laundry every day. I managed to miss picking my teeth at the table and growing my pinky nail so I could dig stuff outta my ears.

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    Quite what a " cuke " might be is mildly intriguing but why one would wish to wrap it within a stringed instrument and then place the package in a refridgerator should be explained.

    Are all N.Americans so enigmatic?

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    saran wrap, Gent, saran wrap.

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    visit a brothel, pay for a whore.

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    Get up before 3pm without a hangover!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jizzybloke View Post
    Get up before 3pm without a hangover!
    Things you never did before Thailand


    i think u confuseded the highlighted word with after ??

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    ^ i have said before that i can be "special" at times.
    Drunk a bit too much tonight, sorry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jizzybloke View Post
    ^ i have said before that i can be "special" at times.
    Drunk a bit too much tonight, sorry!
    hehe no worries.

    but at 5.53am i hopes u aint heading into work soonish!?

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    Use a bum gun

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    Cold showers. But when you're stuck temporarily in some Isarn Tambon during the Songran festival, cold showers don't seem so bad after all.

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    contemplate suicide

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    Make so many suicidal u-turns....

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    Things you never did before Thailand
    I never flew to Thailand direct, I came via Frankfurt.

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    ride a motorcyc drunk
    ride without a helmet
    bribe a policeman when caught doing so

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    Put ice in my beer..

    Speak another language..

    Even think about being a teacher of any kind..

    Too many things too think of really..

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    Quote Originally Posted by buad hai
    Make so many suicidal u-turns....
    What about changing your username or have you always been prone to that?

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    Eat a huge plate of rice and stuff for breakfast

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    eaten insects
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    Be so suspicious of people and their motives.

    Ignore the compelling urge to purchase consumer goods.

    Eat food that was cooked by someone who has never experienced the levels of hygiene expected by whities

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    stop thinking and asking questions when confronted with a situation, just ignore it

    drag my feet

    Driving on the right side, and not paying attention to traffic lights or incoming traffic (got 2 expensive tickets already in less than 2 weeks, and no you can't bribe the policemen here, very annoying)

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    Voluntarily wearing long pants in sweltering heat just to make the Misses happy. They're so proud when you do that.

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    Wore one pair of Bt25 red flip flops for my first year in Thailand. Then my dog ate one so had to buy those ugly blue and white ones. Bt50.
    Tried to train toukays to poo in the squat toilet.
    Walked through the jungle to the river in blue and white flipflops with a glass of white wine in my hand.
    Didn't care who won the Academy Awards for anything.

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