Questions that puzzle you

[Gerbil]

Proctology

Why on earth would anyone want to specialise in what is essentially 'anal fisting'?

Is there some sort of lottery for medical students and the losers get assigned the more unpleasant areas of medical experience?

Obviously, it goes without saying that Germany has more proctologists than any other country on Earth.

Is it there's more money in it?

Or is it just a gay thing?

Answers please......

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Great thread! Shame on our fellow members for allowing this to sink.

Ok, I have aways wondered how somebody becaomes a snooker ref and earns a living wearing white gloves and taking balls out of pockets and giving them a little polish.

Is there a college course you can do?

[mrsquirrel]

There is a TV show in Korea where two women compete in a pool competition. One always wears a low cut top and short-shorts the other wears a boob tube and short shorts. Both wear gloves.

Neither of them can play pool. They miss nearly every shot they make.

It kills me to watch it. However it is the same channel that has a two hour belly dancing show as well which I do like to watch whilst running.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

^ What's your puzzling question Squirrel?

[Sir Burr]

I think being an Oncologist has to be the strangest. You usually can't cure them and spend most of your time telling people that they're going to die.

[mrsquirrel]

^ What's your puzzling question Squirrel?

Where do they come up with the ideas for these TV shows?

[The Gentleman Scamp]

How do they manafacture drinking straws, mass produce beer glasses and those hundreds and thousands that people with a sweet tooth put on ice cream?

[ChiangMai noon]

Ok, I have aways wondered how somebody becaomes a snooker ref and earns a living wearing white gloves and taking balls out of pockets and giving them a little polish.

Strangely enough, i bought my first computer (word processor0 from a professional snooker referee in llanelli about 18 years ago now.
I think his name was Eifion and i saw him on the telly sometimes.
Not as famous as John Gangley, but ref'd a few world semi finals.
I think I asked him how it all came about, but I've forgotten now.

Why can't I get double sized cans of tuna?

[lom]

Why can't I get double sized cans of tuna?

Would be too expensive to manufacture them for an only single customer.

[ChiangMai noon]

Would be too expensive to manufacture them for an only single customer.

obviously, but surely everyone would want one.
little cans just don't cut it.
you know that deep down lom.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Mmmmmmmm..... Tuna.

[mrsquirrel]

There is a prgoram on discovery Scampy that covers things like that

I think it's called How stuff works or something like that.

[ChiangMai noon]

^^
Do you really believe that no one realised the freckly ginge in that pic you posted with a girl that looked nothing like your girlfriend didn't realise scamp.
that's very puzzling.
i think even mr T was being sarcastic, but he's a thick kunt so maybe not.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

^^ I have been looking for those sort of programmes on YouTube, I know how they put the stripes in tothpaste and jam in donuts, they are all old questions.

I want to see petrol being made and lightbulbs being mass produced.

[mrsquirrel]

Got all that crap

Look on the discovery program website.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

^ I bet it can't explain to me why the majority of human beings have no idea how to take a basic photograph.

[mrsquirrel]

Depends what side you your brain is dominant

[Marmite the Dog]

Depends what side you your brain is dominant

Luckily, the male side for me. Some of my photos are pretty good.

[DJ Pat]

Proctology

Why on earth would anyone want to specialise in what is essentially 'anal fisting'?

Or is it just a gay thing?

Answers please......

I once saw a picture of this act on a flyer for a gay club night in Brixton called "Daisy Chain".

We were putting in the lighting system for the night.

Needless to say that we found it difficult to find staff who would go and collect the lights at 4am after the party.

[Thetyim]

How do they make ball bearings ?

I can make lead shot but it cannot be the same process.

[Gerbil]

I once saw a picture of this act on a flyer for a gay club night in Brixton called "Daisy Chain". We were putting in the lighting system for the night.

Is that some sort of euphamism?

[Gerbil]

Why, when you've lost something, is it always found in the last place you look for it?

[Jet Gorgon]

^ You're right, Gerbil. I also used to hide things, like jewellery, and forget about them. One year during spring cleaning, I threw out a bunch of clothes. A few days later I realised I also chucked out two heirlooms that are now likely part of the landfill in Tokyo Bay.

[keda]

Why, when you've lost something, is it always found in the last place you look for it?

Because once found most people stop looking?

[Gerbil]

If 7-11's are open 24 hours, 7 days a week, why do their doors have locks?