Classic Asian MANNERS

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 18-08-2007, 07:59 AM

QUOTE: The small, quiet girl who had a baby by Sandra's brother and who has never spoken to me.

"Give me 50 pesos"

Jesus fucking Christ.

**slimboyfat** · 18-08-2007, 08:01 AM

she obviously doesnt know you very well

**buad hai** · 18-08-2007, 08:23 AM

^^So, what did you give her? Can (tin) opener? Microwave?

**Fast Eddie** · 18-08-2007, 08:48 AM

What use has the golden goose, if it doesn't lay golden eggs?

**barbaro** · 18-08-2007, 09:24 AM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

QUOTE: The small, quiet girl who had a baby by Sandra's brother and who has never spoken to me.

"Give me 50 pesos"

Jesus fucking Christ.

Tell the b*tch to f*ck off.

She can ask her fellow flips to help out.

**mrsquirrel** · 18-08-2007, 09:45 AM

How much is 50 pesos?

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 18-08-2007, 09:47 AM

About 50p - I gave her 50 pesos but taught her to say please and thankyou. I know she didn't mean to sound rude but it certainly does to our ears.

**The Ghost Of The Moog** · 18-08-2007, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by Fast Eddie

What use has the golden goose, if it doesn't lay golden eggs?

But the 'golden goose' is only defined by one's ability to kill it.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 18-08-2007, 09:54 AM

I'm not a goose and I'm not laying anything, it's like we've been married twenty fucking years already.

**baldrick** · 18-08-2007, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

I'm not laying anything

except the microwave on the fridge - it must have hurt a bit to pass that.

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

it's like we've been married twenty fucking years already.

saanndra , why did you put the microwave there ?

**mrsquirrel** · 18-08-2007, 10:32 AM

You married yet then?

**Frankenstein** · 18-08-2007, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

About 50p - I gave her 50 pesos but taught her to say please and thankyou. I know she didn't mean to sound rude but it certainly does to our ears.

Now she's been taught English by a native she'll expect a raise. Next time it'll be 'Give me 300 pesos please.'

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 18-08-2007, 12:58 PM

^ Yeah, and i'll say "Sorry, that's it - can't be here or do this".

**The Ghost Of The Moog** · 18-08-2007, 05:03 PM

^^ Yes, inadvisable to give shiny beads to the natives, they only want more.

**shehiredahitman** · 18-08-2007, 05:28 PM

The price you pay, mate.

**Jet Gorgon** · 18-08-2007, 05:32 PM

Scamp, I think you need a vacation.

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