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    Things to do before you die

    Yep exactly what the title says. Do you have any things that you would hope to be able to do before you kick the bucket?

    I don't mean the normal things like being successful, making a mint or having a good life etc. With the advent of adventure tourism, adrenaline sports, then not much cannot be achieved.

    In my younger days I always wanted to go down the Cresta Run in a 2 or 4 man bob


    but too old for that now so that has been shelved. I suppose the only other one is to spend the night with a beautiful Indian or Pakistanie woman, I think some are very



    Not to old to achieve that one - have to arrange a stopover on the way to Thailand - plus the Viagra

    So what are your various hopes? Now dont be bashful and tell us.

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    I've never taken heroin.
    I would like to know what it does.
    can i not take it the next day.

    I would like to shag sisters, twin sisters are ok, but i think sisters would be better.

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    how about two sisters connected at the forehead?

    i want to live in india for a year or so.

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    I'd rather not say.

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    ^
    what a pooffy response.
    poof.

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    Quote Originally Posted by obsidian
    i want to live in india for a year or so.
    No you don't. Believe me.

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    Never done the drugs and never had a hankering to do so
    Now the sisters one - hmmm have to think about that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by obsidian
    i want to live in india for a year or so.
    No you don't. Believe me.
    Goa isn't bad. Food's OK there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon
    I would like to shag sisters, twin sisters are ok, but i think sisters would be better
    So how many sisters have you actually got?

    Sorry mate - couldnt resist it...

    I remember thinking the same thing about heroin - I would like to try it but only once I retire incase addiction wrecks my ability to earn a buck.

    In Australia the goverment website gives advice on various retirement amounts required to quit work and then translates it into a lifestyle where they quote roughly how many glasses of wine you could afford to drink per week on that amount. I thought it would be funnier they had a calculator where you selected the drug of choice (crack/ecstasy/H..) and the desired frequency (1/2/3 pipes/day) and then it told you how much you needed in Superannuation funds before you could hang up your boots

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    I want to live in whore house with a crate of viagra!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Propagator View Post

    In my younger days I always wanted to go down the Cresta Run in a 2 or 4 man bob

    The Cresta Run is for toboggans/luges/sledges. (You go down head first - so whichever model of 'tea tray' that is) Not bobsleds.

    The bobsled run is not called the Cresta Run and is located elsewhere.

    I went to St Moritz one summer and looked all over for the two runs which are a few hundred metres apart. Impossible to find !

    Of course they melt in summer and there's nothing to see! There is no standing infrastructure, both are carved out of the ice.

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    BobSled Does riding a red wagon down killer hill nad breaking your arm n a telephone pole count?

    heroin - Check
    Sisters - At the same time or tag team? No matter: check
    Live in India - Why?
    Live in whore house with a crate of viagra - Does a week in carson city NoName Ranch with a 112 grams of coke count?

    Before I die I'd like to get a book published. Maybe two
    When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty -- T. Jefferson


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    Quote Originally Posted by Roc View Post
    I want to live in whore house with a crate of viagra!!
    Probably get boring after a month or so, but full marks - what a way to go

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    ^With a smile on my face and my cock still working.

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    I wanna go and live in Pattaya and find a special lady and buy her a beer bar.

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    I wanna learn how to play the banjo.

    I also wanna see the Northern Lights again, skip rocks on the Freeman River with my mom, and stand stock still watching a doe and her fawn come to the river for a drink.

    I also want my sis to get better.

    OK, I'm happy just thinking that all that will come true.

    Oh, I just called Tom Lee's, kind of a famous musical instrument place in Van. The chick that answered the phone didn't know what a banjo is. So I'm on hold with the acoustic guitar guy...I will play the banjo.
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    I want to move in to my new house.

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    I'd like to learn how to fly a glider, or, maybe hang-glide.

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    I would like to fly a jumbo jet naked whilst high on cocaine and 2 Amazonian nude beauties on their knees at my feet and another two nude Amazonian beauties behind me taking turns to nestle the back of my neck in their cleavage.

    The majority of passenger seats would be ripped out to make space for any decent rock band willing to join me, and I would fly the jet into the White House and kill all the government then the houses of parliment and kill all the namby pambies.

    Then I would fly to Dublin and find a nice Mexican restaurant and have some tasty enchiladas with a nice bottle of Sol and a lime wedge.

    Afterwards I would dab my mouth with my napkin and say "Mmm, those were tasty enchiladas" and I would get back on the plane with my 4 willing sex slaves in tow and go back to England where I would become Prime Minister, make the world a better place and slide around in an armoured hovercraft which I wouldn't need because terrorists were a thing of the past and decent mayonnaise was free for everyone who voted for me.

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    What was the bit after you had flown the plane into the White House?

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    Start a famous thread

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    ^^ Yes, I wrote it all in order... Do you have a problem with it?

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    Ahhh, so after crashing the plane into the White House, there is no damage to you, or, the plane?
    Ok, I get it now. Silly me.

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    ^ Yeah, that's correct, only the nambie pambies die.

    Can't you read Sir Analyse-a-lot?

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    Would have thought it simpler to have some missiles or bombs strapped to your 747.

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