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    What would you change about your woman?

    What would you change about your woman?

    What makes you stay with somebody and would you be better off single?

    Is it better to have children than to die old without having them - even if it's not with the woman of your dreams?

    Is the woman of your dreams* somebody who will only ever be in your dreams? Or trying to find her too much to ask, is it just important to find somebody loyal who you trust and are attracted to and would make a good mother to your child?

    * Soulmate/best friend, riveting looker and conversationist, loyal, laid back, loves blowies, shares your taste in music, movies, cars and food and thinks logically.
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    Scampys 2000th post.

    If only he could make neo-nazi snuff movies with decapitations he would be so much more than just a cyber-celebrity..,,,,,,,

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    What would you change about your woman?
    if she were an orphan it would be better. fucking family are bunch of drunken, smiling horse thieves.

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    There are so many great things about so many women I have known but finding all these traits combined in a single package has proved elusive. I guess the longer this goes on the more likely I am to end up terminally single

    If I tried to design a woman from first principles it probably wouldnt come out right either. Like a committee designing a horse and getting a camel. I don't fancy shagging a camel.

    I have discovered that there is nothing like a pregnancy scare to focus the mind on your feelings about progeny. I felt so ill in the few days until her period came that I don't know if my nervous system would withstand the full 9 months.

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    Tits on her back would be a nice adition
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    Fuck me! Another thread that I can't participate in.

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    christ you are a real poove aren't you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    Fuck me! Another thread that I can't participate in.
    Why not do you not have a woman?

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    Her personality

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    I'd get rid of rag week!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsquirrel View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    Fuck me! Another thread that I can't participate in.
    Why not do you not have a woman?
    You know I have. You also know she's a participant on this bloody forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    You know I have. You also know she's a participant on this bloody forum
    Why not get her to post on the other thread,as she can't post on this one. You may be surprised at her ideas and then it would leave it open for you to post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Propagator
    Why not get her to post on the other thread,as she can't post on this one. You may be surprised at her ideas and then it would leave it open for you to post
    Not a bad idea, but I daren't wake her up.

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    Bigger boobs!!
    I love em I can't help it.

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    Wouldn't change a thing on her but I wish I could have multiple orgasms and stop falling asleep after she drains my spuds.

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    Nothing to change so far, maybe ask me again in a year or so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    What would you change about your woman?
    I'd stop her being such a lying cnut

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    I'd like to give my missus a brain. Trying to explain how to get the TV to go back to UBC after watching a DVD on the phone from two thousand miles away is very frustrating.

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    I'd make her less of a skinflint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buad hai
    I'd make her less of a skinflint.
    I would go for more for mine.

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    ^ and her feet?

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    Stop buying new pairs of trousers every week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fabian
    Nothing to change so far, maybe ask me again in a year or so.
    Fabs is in love! Fabs is in love!

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    たのむよ。
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    There's more that I would change than I wouldn't.

    She's loyal, funny sometimes and strong minded - they are the positives and I'll leave it at that because all i do is moan these days and my attitude here in the PI stinks, I am acting like a right snob but the fact is that when I am here I feel like I have really let myself down and that this country is somewhere nobody should have to end up and I hate myself for it.

    I also strongly object to her using her chamberpot in the bedroom and asking me to empty it - like it's normal behaviour.

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    Fuk scampy, maybe you should kill yourself, that would remove some of the shit, and I would not dump no thunder mug for no kunt.

    I think I would change my wife to look more like Raquel Welsh did 30 years ago,, thats all nothing else.

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