Just for laughs:
When, where and to whom did you lose your virginity?
Me? I cannot remember. Since I was late starter it must have been in the back of my A35 van.
Maybe it was the Luton Vauxhall plant worker..Italian girl with acne all over her back..Or maybe the GPO telephone operator/Go Go dancer from Stevenage or perhaps the married woman that lived across the road from my auntie in Romford?
You would think that one would remember such a momentous event?
Don't remember having sex on a bed till I was 22yo with a very enterprising white South African married lady in SA ..55