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    Just for laughs...sex..

    Just for laughs:
    When, where and to whom did you lose your virginity?
    Me? I cannot remember. Since I was late starter it must have been in the back of my A35 van.
    Maybe it was the Luton Vauxhall plant worker..Italian girl with acne all over her back..Or maybe the GPO telephone operator/Go Go dancer from Stevenage or perhaps the married woman that lived across the road from my auntie in Romford?

    You would think that one would remember such a momentous event?
    Don't remember having sex on a bed till I was 22yo with a very enterprising white South African married lady in SA ..55

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    Easy to remember. But then I've probably only had sex with about 20 different women so I can remember most, if not all, of them.

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    555+ this is call a lot?

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    You mean 20?...

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    What type of virginity?

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    Type A, I suppose...

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    16, sleepover at some girls place in Streatham one saturday night.

    Shagged her on the living room floor during the night. Came in about 30secs

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    Quote Originally Posted by crepitas
    Don't remember having sex on a bed till I was 22yo with a very enterprising white South African married lady in SA ..55
    55 - I think that is stretching the age definition of cougar

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    hornby road Walton
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    I remember my first bj...........it was nice.

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    Paulie Wingnuts: How long did it take the guy to come?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commander Shepphard View Post
    I remember my first bj...........it was nice.
    There is the set up...

    Quote Originally Posted by reinvented View Post
    Paulie Wingnuts: How long did it take the guy to come?
    ..and BOOM - knock it out the park.

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    New year's day 1997, in my bed, smoking hot daughter from a friend of the family.

    She dumped me about a month later for one of my school mates and they're still together.

    Wonder if she's happy or sad that she gave herself to me and not him now. Can't be much fun only having one partner your whole life. Unless she's shagging around on him.

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    In my mate's sister's bedroom. She was older than me and chuffed to bits. Her mum was banging on the door periodically complaining.

    I got such a taste for it that I banged the mum a few months later.

    He never did find out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    In my mate's sister's bedroom. She was older than me and chuffed to bits. Her mum was banging on the door periodically complaining.

    I got such a taste for it that I banged the mum a few months later.

    Hmmmmm.

    I'm calling BS on this one.


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    Quote Originally Posted by crepitas View Post
    When, where and to whom did you lose your virginity?
    I think the question has been asked before

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    March 3rd, 1973

    Quote Originally Posted by crepitas View Post
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    Her bed

    Quote Originally Posted by crepitas View Post
    to whom did you lose your virginity?
    Her name doesnít matter (year older than me). Years ago she changed her name. Married some guy who had ratted on a guy I knew to save his own ass from going to jail. Short time after the guy got out of jail her husband was found dead. Drug overdose. He didnít do drugs. She later opened up a drug clinic.

    Quote Originally Posted by VocalNeal View Post
    had sex with about 20 different women
    did that before leaving high school and they were all a delight

    Edit: The first was one of about 5 women in my life I was actually in love with.
    Last edited by S Landreth; 17-11-2016 at 03:17 PM.
    Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

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    First one was on the cliff top between Pontins and Heysham Head Caravan park
    one month before my 17th birthday. Sue her name was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commander Shepphard View Post
    I remember my first bj...........it was nice.
    I didn't get my first til I was 24

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    lost mine on a bus in a belfast depot with a young wench from bangor
    an all night jobbie.
    lost count of how many times i .........

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Pat
    I didn't get my first til I was 24
    At least we now know why you didn't call yourself BJ Pat

    The wife gave me my last blowjob at the age of 24. The night we got married incidentally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by billy the kid
    lost mine on a bus in a belfast depot
    Ask at the lost property office in the terminus. Maybe somebody handed it in.

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